“We have cats because they amuse us and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture only cat hair can provide.”

2023 is the year I’m realizing I enjoy science fiction. I have never given the genre much chance before because I just assumed it was going to be too science-y for me. I’m so glad I’ve decided to give it a try because I really am digging it.

I’ll be honest, the cover actually turned me off of this one. I like cats and all, but I’m not really a cat person. But after reading some early reviews, I decided to give this a try. I was a big fan of the banter and dry humor. The premise was wild but fun. However, there are so many F-bombs throughout that I really struggled to read. If the story weren’t so entertaining otherwise I would have DNF’d, and that’s the reason for my lower star rating.

Rating:
⭐️⭐️⭐️.75

Read if you like:
Mafia stories
Rooting for the underdog (or maybe I should say cat?)
Lots of dead bodies
Quick wit and dry humor

John Scalzi has done it again. I didn't think I liked scifi horror until I read his books, this one hands down is one of my favorites. We will be purchasing this for our collection.

I believe this is a case of it's me, not the book. Although the premise had a lot of potential, it ultimately fell flat for me. I loved the cats, but this just wasn't really my sense of humor so I was a little bored throughout most of the book. If you like action packed stories full of villains and self aware animals, I recommend giving this a go!

In a science fiction, the usual expectation is aliens and creatures of unknown world, but here we have supervillains and talking spy cats!! Honestly such a fun read. If anyone is looking for something different, this is it!

Oh my I do love a Scalzi novel because they are what I want them to be, both something I am familiar with but also new in the way of telling a story that only Scazli can.

I mean this book has cats that are in (villan) management, talking dolphins who want to go on strike because management stinks and humans have finger (hilarious).
You as the reader and Charlie, the main character get dropped into the story and found out at the same time what is going on.
It's just a blast of a sci-fi story to read and that made me laugh and not want to stop to read. In the end it was just the right length even though I always want Scalzis' books to be thicker.

This book is exactly what you'd expect from Scalzi; Goofy, easy to read sci-fi with a main character that's practically the same as those from his last few books. Conceptually, the story was unique and that's what Scalzi does well. Whenever I open one of his books, I know that I'll at the very least rate it is 'good'.

And that's fine, I love having an author that I can depend on like that. However halfway through the book, I became worried of becoming bored with this familiar formula of interesting concept, cookie cutter plot. I'm conflicted by this, because I think there's nothing wrong with having a guilty pleasure author that I enjoy reading myself but would hesitate to widely recommend. But I want more. Redshirts, Kaiju, Old Man's War, all of them are great. But the main character has always been a sassy dork that does the right thing. They'll face some setbacks, come up against some broadly threatening villain or challenge, and finish out the book with a smile on their face. I'd like to see Scalzi deviate from this a bit in the future. For the time being though, as soon as I see he has another book coming out I'll be first in line to pick it up at the library. That's what you do for your favorite authors.

Listen, I want to know how Scalzi’s brain works. His books are so wildly different and started off of crazy premises that suck me in immediately. And like the others, this one had humor and a great story that kept me flipping pages quickly. So much fun. And the cat on the front somehow represents this books perfectly!

This comedic sci-fi adjacent novel feels very in sync with Scalzi's previous novel, The Kajiu Preservation Society, as a critique of our oligarchy of tech bros and post-Covid society. It's hilarious, so the satire goes down very gently. Yes, the tech bros run the world, yes, they are awful, yes, selling services and subscriptions rather than anything tangible is a terrible way to organize a global economy, yes, private equity is the worst thing ever invented.

However, the novel gives us sentient cat overlords, mutinous dolphins, secret societies, and a volcano lair worth of a supervillain. Charlie inherits the villain business from his uncle, but all he really wants to do is own a house and run a pub in his hometown. He's in over his head, but he's not dumb, and his good heart keeps the reader rooting for him.

Funny and a quick read, but not a lot of emotional depth unless it's despair at the state of global capitalism. Would pair with a Cory Doctorow novel or essay.

Thank you to Tor Books and Edelweiss for the review copy.

Releases week of 9/18/23
Posted to GoodReads on 9/13/23
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5582391753

Starter Villain by John Scalzi stars Charlie who, after finding about his uncle's death, inherits his villainy business with genetically modified cats who can type through a specialized computer, an evil lair on a volcano island, and billions of dollars. Can Charlie handle the villain lifestyle with all of his uncle's enemies coming after him??

I wanted so badly to like this book, but I just couldn't stand reading it. The dialogue of the main character was so infuriating, he didn't take anything seriously, and every time someone would ask him a direct question he just replied with sass. Like I feel like it took a billion years just to see how the plot would move forward it was like pulling teeth.

The premise and the cover of this book are so up my alley (cats and villains?? yes please!) but I just hated reading this. I'm giving it two stars instead of one because I did laugh at some points during this and the plot is creative. I also loved the dolphins and their labor strike HAHA. Otherwise, this book just really was a struggle to read and it took months for me to get through it.

This was such a fun read. The story revolves around a fish-out-of-water narrator who is taking over his dead uncle’s trillion-dollar company. A company complete with intelligent cats, talking dolphins, a volcano lair, and some groundbreaking technology. There was a lot of humor in this book and it was entertaining seeing our narrator become a “villain.” The second half did lose me a little with the whole plot around the Convocation and the humor started to feel a bit repetitive. Overall though, this was a highly amusing read and I was satisfied with the ending. The cats were definitely my favorite part of the book.

Such a delight for another quick and funny ready from Scalzi. Coming off of my first Scalzi being The Kaiju Preservation Society, (which I heartily recommend!) to now another irreverent humorous comedy, I am loving this author and his works.

Our narrator, Charlie, gives us a firsthand account of life behind the curtain of villainy. A view at what the real big baddies are actually life, and while is exactly what you expect (murder, exploitation of workers, governments still in a quasi-Cold War standoff), there’s also a lot of heart. There’s also intelligent clones of animals that are spies, soldiers and weapon deployment vehicles.

I thought the whole world building to be focused on the broader details, which considering this is a shorter book clocking under 300 pages, that may be excused. However I thought the ending was a little too quickly forced. Everything wrapping up with too perfect a bow. I still loved it, and personally it’s a 5 star. Objectively, I think it’s 3.75 stars, and I’m rounding up to 4.

Thanks to NetGalley and the publishers for providing me with an e-arc of Starter Villain in exchange for an honest review. Honestly, I loved it!

Rating: 3.75; goofy, chaotic, witty: Starter Villain was a comedic (light) sci-fi that was refreshingly amusing and bonkers.
Charlie is a struggle bus: his dad recently died, he’s divorced, and his greatest wish is to quit substitute teaching to own a bar in his small hometown. The one perk in his life is he has a great cat. His (very rich, but estranged) uncle dies, and suddenly Charlie is inheriting a supervillain business. His uncle’s enemies are now his enemies… but at least the cats and (to an extent) the dolphins are smart?
Starter Villain had the wit of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the absurdity of Cats and Dogs, and the villainy of Despicable Me. It’s a quick read, perfect if you’re in the mood for some laughter and absurdity.
It’s very tongue in cheek; Scalzi picks fun at what people choose to use their billions of dollars on and how that affects the world. The supervillains Charlie must deal with fit a mix of techbro and old-school mobster in a delightfully funny way. Just because you have a lot of money doesn’t mean you have a lot of brains, which makes for great antagonists.
There were some big laughs with the dolphin union and the dudebro contest; also some fun with scheming and counter-scheming. If you want a deep cut villain story, this isn’t for you. But it’s great for something refreshing that doesn’t take itself too seriously. This is my first John Scalzi book, but I’m hoping to pick up more in the future.
Thank you to Tor Publishing Group and Netgalley for an advanced copy of this novel in exchange for an honest review.

Thank you to netgalley for providing an e-galley for review. Starter Villain was such a trip! Talking cats, dolphins and whales! Who want to unionize too, just an FYI. This was such a darkly comedic book. It was such a fun read.

Wanted to try something out of my comfort zone and unfortunately was left feeling kind of underwhelmed.

Obviously, the cover of this book was the huge draw for me but my overall enjoyment of the book left a bit to be desired. This isn’t my usual genre so don’t take my word as GOSPEL and I did think this book was wildly funny, but I just don’t think it was written for me. However, I do think it will be for a lot of other people! If you loved the movie ‘Cats & Dogs’ I think you may jive with this book!

STARTER VILLAIN by John Scalzi
Publication: 9/19/2023 by Tor Publishing Group
Page Count: 256


Whoa!… What a fun read. John Scalzi, highly acclaimed science-fiction writer, best known for his “Old Man’s War” series, treats us to an enjoyable sf-fantasy romp, complete with scoundrels plotting to control the world’s commerce and sentient cats, dolphins and whales able to intelligently think and communicate. This fun cinematic caper tale is all dessert, without vegetables or greens. Charles Fitzer was previously a successful business journalist, before the Covid pandemic caused the collapse of printed journalism. Being laid-off eventually figured in his ultimate divorce. He found himself working as a substitute teacher to make ends meet. He was living in his recently deceased father’s house, with his other step-siblings harping on him to move out so they could sell it and reap the profits. On the television he learns that his multi-billionaire uncle, Jake Baldwin has died … who he hasn’t seen since age five. He is contacted by his Uncle’s estate planner and requested to represent the family at the funeral. And, before he realizes is drawn into the devious and underworld dealings of his uncle. This is the world of super villains that apparently his uncle was part of. He soon learns that his adopted cat, Hera, is sentient, and can communicate with the computer by typing, and was actually spying and watching over him, at the request of his Uncle Jake. At the funeral Charlie notes floral arrangement with hostile messages and one of the mourners actually tries to stab the corpse … to make sure he’s dead. Charlie is Jakes’ sole heir and expected to take over the family enterprise. He must do this and face a cadre of rival villains seeking his demise …. if he doesn’t succumb to their blackmail and trickery. He must also deal with a vulgar-spewing group of “striking” dolphins and attacking sentient whales.
With Scalzi’s usual humor oozing through each page, he weaves a fantastical tale of intrigue and mystery culminating in an unexpected and humorous denouement. Will Charlie be able to cope and outwit these unscrupulous villainous , so-called businessmen? Nothing deep .. but yet enjoyable in this whimsical tale. Thanks to NetGalley and Tor Publishing for providing an Uncorrected Proof in exchange for an honest review. Can’t wait for Scalzi’s next effort.

I laughed so many times while reading this one. Between the cats, the dolphins, the attitude of the main character, and the sheer absurdity of things placed side-by-side to normal frustrations not related to supervillainy, I had an immensely wonderful time reading this book. Scalzi does it again!

I tried, got to about 56%, but just could not force myself to go on. This is definitely not my kind of book despite really anticipating a new title by this author. I had really enjoyed The Kaiju Preservation Society and thought this would also be entertaining.

The plot seemed so juvenile, and the narrative is almost completely dialogue. Perhaps you also really need to be a cat-lover. I don't mind them, but I am not a cat person.

Anyway, marked it DNF. On to something else that is more my cup of tea.

I keep looking at my cat waiting for her to start typing...

Starter Villain by John Scalzi just may be one of the best Science Fiction books I've read this year! Scalzi's writing completely pulls you into this world and doesn't let go until the story is finished. My favorite aspect of this book has to be the humor that is sprinkled throughout the book. I cannot count how many times my coworkers and husband have asked what I was giggling so hard at---nothing like reading about unionized dolphin's who have such a way with words. The story is well paced and the MC's development and story arc was so smooth, slowly gaining confidence and allowing himself to prove just how capable he can be. This book is truly clever and is perfect for fans of Cozy Sci-Fi/Fantasies...and cats!

Thank you to NetGalley and Tor Publishing Group for an advanced reading copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

I had A LOT of fun during this book. Like, snorting-out-loud kind of fun. What would any of us do if we were suddenly thrust into super-villainy?

Between the unlikely protagonist inheriting an evil empire, a foul-mouthed pod of dolphins trying to unionize, and a race of hyper-intelligent cats - plus all sorts of big, bad villain shenanigans - this book is a riot.

The writing was light-hearted and sharp, making it very easy and incredibly enjoyable to read. And it had moments that were also quite touching, and impactful.

There are plenty of twists and turns throughout, and while I was entertained about 90% of the time, I will say the book slightly fell apart for me in the end. Whether that was a product of editing/tying up the storyline - I’m not sure - for me personally, the pacing and tone of the ending didn’t fit the rest of the book. I wanted more.

Overall, this was a super quirky and exciting read, and I’d gladly recommend it to anyone looking for a humorous sci-fi/fantasy.

The depth of a puddle, but gosh this was a fun read. A mild-mannered but quick-witted down-on-his-luck former business journalist inherits his estranged billionaire uncle’s villain empire. Hijinks, including labor activist dolphins and spy cats, ensue. My first but absolutely not my last Scalzi.