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Sexting with Santa

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I enjoyed this story with all the characters within. The main characters were Sasha West and Rick Hanschiffern.


Sasha West is a third grade school teacher. She has recently got over a divorce with her husband. Her and her best friend are going on a trip to San Francisco to do some Christmas shopping. While they are shopping her friend takes her into a store that is called "naughty girls". There they meet Santa and make their Christmas wish.

Rick Hanschiffern is helping his sister out at her store by playing the Santa. There a place that his sister crated that a person can tell Santa there Christmas wish. He is also a Phys Ed teacher and former pro quarterback too. While playing Santa he see a woman that he knows but he hopping that she will not notice him while he playing Santa. Because the woman works with him at the school that they both teach at.

This was a fun story to read. It had action, drama, and surprises. It had a few giggles within. It has a bit of steamy to it.

I received a complimentary copy via Netgalley. This is my honest unbiased opinions.

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Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for an electronic copy to read in exchange for an honest review.

This was bad. It was so hard to read and unbelievable beyond all reason. You can't make me believe that wearing a fake beard but still being able to stare into someone's eyes is going to hide their identity. I hope someone else enjoys this books.

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A fun, sexy romp in the hay. Shasa is faced with the decision of going back to her husband and her new lover. A fun book and better than average erotica. Enjoy it!

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My thanks to NetGalley and Christmas Cat Press for an eARC copy of this book to read and review.

DNF at 32%. I'm sorry, but as SOON as they started to text, my credulity in the MCs being fully functional thinking adults went out the window. The texting is so JUVENILE. As in, so many truncations, emojis/punctuation as emojis/slang, etc., that it was unreadable for an old fart like me. I do use emojis and understand the usual truncations, but this was on a whole other level.

If that is how the young communicate with each other now, then the world is doomed.

Also, the language that the MC h uses isn't sexy, it's stupid. Using the F word every other syllable isn't sexy, it just shows that the user has a very poor grasp of vocabulary and imagination when describing something sexy.

I'm not against the usage of the F word, it has it's time and place, but not every other syllable when sitting on a sexy santa's lap, trying to tell a sexy fantasy.

Maybe I should just give up and start yelling at the kids to "GET OFF OF MY LAWN!". I'm probably too old to understand the appeal of this book. (Not like the kids in my area actually go outside to play anymore, so my reference in mocking my age, is also showing my age...)

So. I would recommend this to adults who are younger than me, if they are texting savants and like the over-use of foul language in their naughty books.

1, I read this completely wrong its not the book its me, stars.

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Overall I quite enjoyed this book, but the actual sexy bits I found were really quite cringey and I felt the author was trying too hard to fit more rude bits in.
I almost gave up at one point but glad I persevered as I did actually like the ending.
I am certainly no prude, but I just felt that no-one talks like that anymore!
The original storyline was very far fetched - noone on this earth would tell a complete stranger dressed as santa, in a store, their deepest sexual fantasties, especially over with the amount of time it would have taken to say. And there is no way they wouldn't recognise him, for who he really is either.
Every time I hear the word shaft, I will automatically be transported back to this book but I am not so sure that's a good thing,🙈
Still not really sure how to rate this so will go down the middle at 2.5 stars but rounded up to 3.

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Unhappy after her divorce, third grade teacher Sasha West allowed her girlfriend Jessica to take her to a “toy store” that was having a special event, after having taken her to a liquid lunch with lots of alcohol to lower her resistance. Apparently the store event was an opportunity for adults to sit on Santa’s lap and divulge their naughty fantasies!

Rick has been attracted to her for some time now. If he survives this, he’s ready to make his move when they get home. But how can he get her to see him as more than just the Phys Ed teacher? Will giving her the fantasies she described to him in detail convince her he can be more?

They made this story fun to read and entertaining. I highly recommend this book.

Thank you to NetGallery so much for letting me read and review this book.

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Loved this book. Kept me reading until I was finished! Can not wait to read more!!! This book kept me on my toes every chapter!

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I had a difficult time reading a lot of this book. The over the top fantasy story that Sasha made up turned me off completely. I found myself skimming through those parts, because not only were they cringeworthy they were too long. The other thing that really bothered me was how Sasha was more than ready to believe that her ex was transformed from the asshole that he was to totally in love with her. Talk about gullible. I'm sure that there are people like that in the world, but I found it annoying to read about, like how can anyone be that stupid? It was also a bit unbelievable that her best friend would encourage her to have one night stands when she herself had only experienced one in her entire life.

There were some good parts in the book, but not enough for me to say that I loved the story. This was just not my type of romance story. Overall, I did not care for it at all.

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Wonderful story development, rich characters, and a plot that hooks you and never lets you go. I love it when I can immerse myself within a book and just forget about real life for awhile and “become” a part of the story. This book totally delivered!

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I started the story and got to the part where she was on Santa's lap and thought, "Really?" and that it might be an interesting read . So, as I often do, I skipped ahead. I got to the part with the sexting-texting and could not follow the abbreviations. I read the end and after seeing how much texting I could not understand would transpire I decided NOT to read the rest as I don't think it is my cup of tea. I hope the book does well and thank you for the opportunity to read your work. (PS - I am 69 and don't get the messaging abbreviations easily and to look them all up would negate the fun of the story). Thank you, but DNF for me

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The blurb sounded so fun and interesting, but I was sadly disappointed. There was no substance to the story. Just lots of confusion and over usage of the f word. I was hoping to see more actual interactions between the main characters. I could not even finish because it was so ridiculous.

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This was a really REALLY big pass for me.
The story started out interesting, but fell apart really quickly. The main character wasn`t interesting and i found it odd that she told the divorce- wanting sex story to a complete stranger aka Santa wich was a bit too open-wierd ish for me? Plus the sexting was a turn off, how they wrote and shortened words just nope.

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Rick & Sasha

Notes 📝

Teachers, crazy nasty ex, friends, friend - lover, naughty, funny, Santa’s lap, naughty stories, wishes, weekend, bantering, so much fun.

Omg 😅💕☺️ this book made me laugh so hard.
I really loved the chemistry between the characters and the way the story is written. It’s very easy read, and funny, with bit of an twist to keep the story exciting 📖

5 star ⭐️ read

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I think this book is suited to hardcore romance readers. As it is, it really wasn’t for me. I couldn’t get into the story.

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Thank you Netgally and Christmas Cat Press for an e-arc in exchange for an honest review.
I really enjoy the premise of this book but it definitely left some things to be desired.
What I Loved:
-Telling a stranger about a crush only for that stranger to really be your crush. This is one of my favorite tropes/cliques and I was so happy to see it in this book.
Things I disliked:
-The drama from Sophie's Ex- husband. If felt unneeded and just slowed down the story.
-Rick and Sophie had so many miscommunications (my personal pet peeve is bad communication) that I found myself leaving this book mid chapter to go do anything else that would calm my angry soul.
-The constant switching from 3rd person to 1st only to go back to 3rd again.

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Ha, this was a very fun read and brings you in quite some sexy holiday mood :)

I just love the fact how the author played around with the whole idea of Santa and then bring in some adults to admit, secretly, their inner desires, not knowing who Santa really is. And as we all know, Santa always listens carefully and tries to satisfy wishes made to him. This was just super cute and fun and sexy.

Also the two main characters, Sasha and Rick, went straight to my heart - both of them are great characters.
The "Texting" thing was fun and oh my, hot, and fit perfectly to the story.

Definitely a light, fun, hot holidays read :)

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Das Buch war echt sehr amüsant und ich hab es genossen, dass ich es lesen durfte.

Die Idee, welche die Autorin hatte, dass man Santa seine innigsten Geheimnisse preisgibt und dabei nicht weiß, dass es sich um das Objekt der Begierde handelt, auf dem man sitzt, fand ich echt lustig. Und wir wissen ja alle, dass Santa immer gerne zuhört, wenn man ihn um was bittet.

Auch die beiden Protas waren mir von Anfang an sympathisch. Und das ganze dann noch mit der Schreiberei, einfach ein guter Mix.

Für mich ein gelungenes, sexy Weihnachtsbuch :)

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Loved it... It had humor, drama, and most importantly steamy hot scenes! A definite page turner for sure... I would love to read more by Jane. I would recommend it to all the naughty girls 😉.. With this book you will be nice and hot from Rick and Sasha...

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Sasha West is working at getting over her divorce blues, so she and her friend take a trip to San Francisco. While they’re her friend takes her to a sex shop which also has a Santa in the back for women to tell him their own list.
Santa though turns out to be the owner’s brother and is also the man that she has been thinking about from her school. Sasha is a third-grade teacher and Santa is former Pro Quarterback Rick Hanschiffern who is also the Phys ed teacher at the same school but also an Adonis.
The story will keep you entertain with how Rick wants to be with her and how he works to save her when her ex comes back to hurt her. This really is a good story and all of the characters work with this story.

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This was such a cute book. Well not so much cute but really hot and funny.
Sasha doesn’t know she’s telling Santa about her fantasies involving a teacher she works with is really Rick the one she’s fantasizing about.
Let me just tell ya this book almost melted my kindle!!

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Thanks to Netgalley and the publisher for this eARC in exchange for a honest review.

SYNOPSIS
Sasha is a nearly divorced woman. She is taken to San Francisco by her friend for a girl's weekend. Sasha is pushed into a sex toy shop where is a sexy Santa. She tells Santa all her naughty secrets pretending to be Vanessa (her sexy alter-ego).
What she doesn't know is that the sexy Santa is her colleague and man of her fantasies, Rick Hanschiffern.

Rick has been in love with Sasha since the time they met. Now he knows she feels something for him too. So he starts to a better person with her to gain her heart.

OPINION
Well, I have a lot of opinions about this book. And unfortunately neither of them are good.

First, the book is narrated in third person but there are barely dialogues. Almos the whole book is narrated.

Second, the first 20% of the book is about Sasha's sex fantasies. Literally, all I read was the word "sex".

Third, I love every kind of cliche when it's well developed. But it wasn't the case in this book. The insta love its it's literally instantaneous.

Finally, I thought this was a Christmas story. But the only Christmas thing is Santa. After that all is about sex.

Maybe for someone this book can be a good reading. But not for me.
I thought it was going to be different but it wasn't. And it disappointed me.

For those reasons I wouldn't recommend the book. But, as I said, maybe others can enjoy the book.

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