Irishman Norman is disgusted by those commenting on Enya's YouTube songs, "I love you!".  His beef?  Saying it online.  So.  Striving to be WORLD NUMBER ONE Norman decides to tell Enya in person at her castle.  Her secure castle.  But his way around security is to say, "I love you" to the women he encounters along the way and is met with blushes and making exceptions.  Though the very, very short story (12 pages!) ends differently than he hopes, his confidence stands firm.  He still hopes to conquer Fantomas.

What a surprise to see such a short book!  It was far, far different than expected.  Such short books are difficult to explore with any depth (though not the point) and can be tricky to review.  I was drawn to the Balkan humour description (I live in the Balkans part time) so had to read it.  I liked the story but feel like I'm missing something that the author was trying to say.  Or maybe I'm reading into it.  I wish it were longer and more detailed.  But again, it's a short story.  

My sincere thank you to Troubador and NetGalley for the privilege of reading this surprising and very unique book!  Definitely had me wondering.