She’s a half-human paladin on an apology tour for a (formerly?) evil god. He’s supposed to be someone else's squire. It’s up to them to save the kingdom. But first… 

Lucan and Manrel have a mission to slay the Dragonqueen and prevent worldwide doom. But when the hero-less squire and his oddball companion hear rumors of a legendary sword, they decide they can handle two missions. It doesn’t take long for them to realize the dungeon holding the weapon is teeming with goblins, ooze monsters, and other terrifying creatures…

Just when everything seems lost, Lucan and Manrel stumble upon not a blade--but a powerful paladin. Sure, she’s sworn fealty to an evil god, but she may be their only hope to survive their quests. Can Lucan and Manrel convince the unstable warrior to join their side and save the world?

Uninvited Quests is the first book in a series of comedic fantasy adventures. If you like side-splitting humor, fresh takes on familiar archetypes, and subverting typical fantasy tropes, then you’ll love Lex Wilson’s irreverent romp.

Quest the unexpected, and open the door to fun-filled fantasy today!

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Genres: sword and sorcery, coming of age, Arthurian, action and adventure, epic, high fantasy, parody, young adult

For fans of: Discworld, Prydain, Groo the Wanderer, Myth-Adventures, or Rick and Morty in an epic fantasy setting.

Guide for Parents: PG13-ish; humor is rarely crude.
Explicit Language: Mild. 
Explicit Content: Mild. The existence of sex is mentioned, but not described.
Violence: Mild to Medium, with the occasional dragon-stabbing.