Ninja Versus Pirate Featuring Zombies
by James Marshall
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Pub Date May 15 2012 | Archive Date Sep 01 2012
Description
In a world where ZOMBIES control banks and governments, only one young man sees the way things are and emerges from the CHAOS and destruction: GUY BOY MAN. While he tries to end human suffering worldwide and in his high school, Guy Boy Man meets a cute PINK-HAIRED girl named BABY DOLL15 who has a UNICORN that follows her everywhere. An EPIC ROMANCE begins, but forces BEYOND THEIR CONTROL are intent on keeping the young couple apart. One of those FORCES may—or may not be!—Guy Boy Man’s closest friend, a handsome African-American NINJA named SWEETIE HONEY; another could be four EXOTICALLY BEAUTIFUL, genetically engineered and behaviourally modified EASTERN EUROPEAN girls; yet another, the principal of their HIGH SCHOOL . . . not to mention an impending standardized test known as the ZOMBIE ACCEPTANCE TEST! Will Guy Boy Man find a way to be with Baby Doll15 in a WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS DOOMED to become either zombies or zombie food??!!
Ninja Versus Pirate Featuring Zombies is part Napoleon Dynamite, part The Matrix, and ALL AWESOME. It’s the first book in the How To End Human Suffering series.
Advance Praise
–The Frightened Whisper "Brilliant! Fun and thought-provoking! Like a pajama party pillow fight!"
–Hot Young Girls "The definitive document on the age-old ninja/pirate rivalry."
–Argh "If this book doesn’t make you laugh, you must be undead! Seriously. Separate yourself from your loved ones because you almost certainly pose a danger to them."
–Epidemiology This Week "The ideas contained within this novel pose a threat to our way of non-life."
–We, The Zombies
Available Editions
| EDITION | Paperback |
| ISBN | 9781926851587 |
| PRICE | $15.95 (USD) |
| PAGES | 240 |
