Female. Likes Cheese. Comes With Dog.

Lauren's uncensored style reads like she's sharing stories with you over drinks -- and the stories are so spit-out-your-cocktail funny you'll need to order another round. 

When Lauren Cribb was twenty-three years old, she got her fairy-tale wedding. But she soon discovered that a dream wedding doesn't guarantee a dream marriage. Divorced at twenty-seven, Lauren did a figurative face-plant onto the floor of the dating scene and had to lean some awkward lessons, like how it's not socially acceptable to push a crush into the dirt after the age of seven. 

A mix of self-deprecating humor and fearless vulnerability, Lauren's collection of hilarious anecdotes will win over readers prone to pairing rose' with mac and cheese and waxing nostalgic over nineties-era pop culture references. With unapologetic honesty, she reveals even the least-flattering details of her dating life, which are so relatable they'll make readers either cringe or laugh out loud. 

After dusting herself off, Lauren describes just how far she's willing to go -- we're talking all the way across the Atlantic -- to find her Prince Charming.