As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when you&#8217;ve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! It&#8217;s better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but I&#8217;ll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isn&#8217;t a lie if you think it&#8217;s true! It&#8217;s up to you, the reader, to figure out what&#8217;s truth and what&#8217;s fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you. <BR> <BR>Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say &#8220;hey&#8221; quite a bit. &#8220;Hey&#8221; can mean anything. It can mean &#8220;yes,&#8221; it can mean &#8220;maybe,&#8221; and it can mean &#8220;no.&#8221; Hey, it could mean &#8220;next week.&#8221; The bottom line is, you have to understand &#8220;hey&#8221; to understand me. <BR> <BR>And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I&#8217;m a hard rascal to figure out. <BR> <BR>&#8212;From the Prologue