Selling Dead People’s Things

Inexplicably True Tales, Vintage Fails & Objects of Objectionable Estates

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Pub Date May 25 2018 | Archive Date Jul 26 2018

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Selling Dead People’s Things is a wry, behind-the-curtain peek into the world of antiques and their obsessive owners—while still alive and after their passing. An amusing observer of the human condition, author Duane Scott Cerny entertains in illuminating, scary, sad, or frightfully funny resale tales and essays. Whether processing the estate of a hoarding beekeeper, disassembling the retro remains of an infamous haunted hospital, or conducting an impromptu appraisal during a shiva gone disturbingly wrong, every day is a twisted treasure hunt for this twenty-first-century antiques dealer. While digging deep into the basements, attics, and souls of the most interesting collectors imaginable, traveling from one odd house call to the curious next, resale predicaments will confound your every turn. Be careful where you step, watch what you touch, and gird your heart—Antiques Roadshow, this ain’t!

Selling Dead People’s Things is a wry, behind-the-curtain peek into the world of antiques and their obsessive owners—while still alive and after their passing. An amusing observer of the human...


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Advance Praise

“I’ve shopped Duane’s store for years and sourced some of my best vintage finds there. This book is a beautiful collection of all his years of experience and a twenty-five-year love affair with design.”

—NATE BERKUS, Interior Designer and Author

 

“At turns hilarious and poignant, Duane Scott Cerny illuminates a world where one person’s trash is another person’s life…”

—RICHARD WRIGHT, Auctioneer, Wright20.com

 

“Steering like a Ouija planchette, Selling Dead People’s Things takes us across personal artifacts of lives passed on, rousing stories and spirits revealing often that life is the greater mystery than death.”

—MICHAEL CARBONARO, Creator/Executive Producer of The Carbonaro Effect on TruTV

 

“Ever wondered what lies within the hoarder house? Why people end up with twelve cats? Why some get obsessed with vintage artificial limbs and others with Jadite mixing bowls or railroad timetables? The answers are here—some of them, at least. (As for the rest, as Duane puts it, “What happens in your personal Las Vegas stays in your personal Las Vegas.”) More than a guide to the business of vintage, Selling Dead People’s Things is also a hilarious, poignant set of stories revealed by the oddest of objects and assembled by a skillful, tenderhearted Sherlock.”

—ASHTON APPLEWHITE, Author/Activist, This Chair Rocks: A Manifesto Against Ageism

 

“Selling Dead People’s Things, by Duane Scott Cerny, is a CanterburyTales of flash, clash, and trash—a sociological slice of dealers and collectors, from highbrow to kitsch, from hoarders to refined collectors, a mix of everything in between, and how a dealer finds himself amongst it all. Pick it up and prepare not to be able to put it down.”

—LEWIS TRIMBLE, Antique Dealer, Lewis Trimble Decorative Arts

 

“Duane has written a cute book filled with personality. Best of all are the characters he’s encountered while becoming a master of vintage. One funny guy, he uses humor to bring us into his wild process of becoming an adult in love with…Dead People’s Things.”

—LESLIE HINDMAN, President/CEO, Leslie Hindman Auctioneers

 

“Sharp stories of intriguing objects and fascinating characters…”

—CLAYTON PENNINGTON, Editor, Maine Antique Digest

 

“Selling Dead People’s Things is a wild romp through the esoteric world of resale furniture and memorabilia dealers and obsessive hunters and gatherers, told by a vintage veteran who learned the biz from musty mid-century basement up to lakefront penthouse. Cerny makes house calls, and his journeys are tearjerking, haunting, celeb-studded, and frequently fetid. The entertaining adventures, life lessons, and collector tips are relayed with humor and compassion and the underlying message that objects have lives that live on well after we do.”

—BRADLEY LINCOLN, Lifestyle Author, Editor, and Design Enthusiast

 

“Not your grandmother’s take on vintage, Cerny’s lively text and take on the characters, collectors, and dealers he’s encountered takes the reader along on his rollicking voyage to becoming a premier dealer in all things vintage. More memoir than how-to, his anecdotes will have you laughing and sometimes rueful—and always entertained!”

—DANIELLE ARNET, The Smart Collector, Tribune Content Agency

 

“Basement full, attic full, houseful—Ever think about all the stuff left behind? Whether the world of vintage is new to you or you’re a seasoned antique dealer, Selling Dead People’s Things is a riveting vintage adventure. But it’s not only about the stuff. It’s about the people who left it behind and those who give it a second life. Everyone in the business has a story, but Duane has hundreds. I laughed, I gasped, I held my breath—be ready for anything!”

—MELISSA SANDS, Dealer/Promoter, Vintage Garage Chicago

 

“I am like a hawk gazing over the surfaces of lost souls in search of the perfect find. On occasion, these choice selections are for my home, but more often they act as catalysts for my work. They instigate new ideas with their history and human stories. When worked into my art, the past becomes reborn and re-contextualized for contemporary contemplation. Selling Dead People’s Things shares these and so many other objects’ journeys, illustrating how everything we are and everything we touch can be an influencer.”

—NICK CAVE, Artist

 

“Others may walk into old homes and buildings, but Duane walks into their stories. Here he finds personalities, history, charm, sadness, humor, and more than just dead people’s things. I laughed out loud as I met so many outrageous characters. It makes one want to visit the marvelous city of Chicago, see the origins of these stories, shop his wonderful store, lean across the counter, shake his hand, and—most of all—buy this book!”

—GORDON HUGHES, Producer, An American in ParisCome From AwayThe Cher Show

 

“Duane Scott Cerny’s writing brings the dead back to life and tells the “E! True Hollywood” tales behind the stuff we buy at estate sales and antiques markets. The designers, collectors, and dealers who purchase these pieces would hold these treasures ever more dearly if they only knew their backstories. This is a heartwarming, heartbreaking, and HILARIOUS narrative about the way dead people’s things, and their owners, really lived. As an avid reader drawn toward in-depth New Yorker pieces and fascinating historical and nonfiction books, I could not put this one down!”

—SALLY SCHWARTZ, Show Promoter, Randolph Street Market, Chicago

 

“This is a hugely charming book about collecting and learning where and who things come from. It’s rich with stories about the places and people connected to things. It’s all about what is perfectly odd and sometimes romantic and joyful. Duane’s book is a nonstop wonder-trip of hunting and gathering. And even better, of the ever-so-challenging and story-filled life of having a shop that sells these objects. It’s a love letter of looking and finding and so many characters worth knowing.”

—THOMAS O’BRIEN, Interior Designer, Aero Studios

“I’ve shopped Duane’s store for years and sourced some of my best vintage finds there. This book is a beautiful collection of all his years of experience and a twenty-five-year love affair with...


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About the Author:

Duane Cerny is the co-owner of The Broadway Antique Market, Chicago's oldest multi-dealer vintage shopping destination. He is also the author of Selling Dead People's Things: Inexplicably True Tales, Vintage Fails & Objects of Objectionable Estates. Cerny received his B.A. from Northeastern Illinois University on a poetry scholarship awarded by Gwendolyn Brooks, the Poet Laureate of the State of Illinois. He currently resides in Chicago.

About the Author:

Duane Cerny is the co-owner of The Broadway Antique Market, Chicago's oldest multi-dealer vintage shopping destination. He is also the author of Selling Dead People's Things:...


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Duane Scott Cerny debut of vignettes of his life and interests in antique world is a treasure trove of very funny and often heart felt memories gather together in one volume. The author has an incredible wit that lends itself to the material and has a talent for displaying these within the pages.

This is an ideal find for any reader who is looking at real life experiences and dealing with people on a day to day basis. It shows craftsmanship to be able to tell these stories without falling into the over dramatic and he lets these people’s and stories flourish. The humour of dealing with people and their collection is told with a heart-warming reminiscence that warms the cockles of the heart.

Cerny’s ability to make you see and live through these people is a real talent and he has captured this with the utmost respect even to those he doesn’t always get respect from. He chronicalises his novel from the start of his interests and takes us to the present day and even though these stories could be read as stand alone as each is very strong to be sold into magazine articles, etc, it also works as a collection which is very hard to find in books of this nature. This tells you what a deep and interesting talent Cerny is.

There are a couple of stories that veer into the supernatural which are interesting and these caught me off my guard. The author steers the reader in one direction and that takes a right turn that fits within the confines of the story he is giving.

Richly written, thought provoking and a must for any reader for a taste of the norm and not so norm. He captures his subject matter in their natural habitat and he will not let you go until you read the final words written. A gold mine of entertainment that I highly recommend for every and all readers. A fantastic treat.

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Very entertaining book of vignettes and essays about life as a dealer of antiques and vintage items. It was equal parts funny and poignant and was written in a breezy, colloquial voice that I found very engaging. As with all such collections, some pieces worked better than others, but I enjoyed the book as a whole very much and have added the author's store in Chicago to my list of places to visit.

This review was based on an ARC ebook received in return for an honest and unbiased review.

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Cerny may be an antiquities (and tchotkes) dealer, but his real talent lies in writing. I laughed so hard I cried as he detailed his beginnings in selling the unusual and unwanted from his boyhood (which included plenty of Playboy pictures) to the rental of a taxidermied two-headed calf to a movie studio for the making of Natural Born Killers. As much a memoir of a young man growing up gay in the 60’s and 70’s and a tribute to friends lost to AIDS as a look at the peculiar things humans collect and treasure, this book is one of the funniest and most moving I have read in a long time

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This book was a fun read! The different stories were both funny and poignant even with with different level of interest.
I loved the style of writing that is really witty and tender at same time.
A must read for whoever is interested in stories about collectibles.
Recommended!
Many thanks to Thunderground Press and Netgalley for this ARC

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Cerny is a fantastic storyteller, and while his tone is somewhere between entertaining and downright zany, some of the chapters are nonetheless oddly endearing... My fuller review is posted on the Fine Books blog: https://www.finebooksmagazine.com/fine_books_blog/2018/06/beach-reads-for-bibliophiles-2018.phtml

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I truly loved this book, the cover alone drew me in, but I was pleasantly surprised how quickly I was able to read this, I read it in 2 days. All the chapters were different but had interesting stories, chapter 21 was my favourite. I would've love to see actual photos of that huge apartment before it ended up getting divided up. I will post my review on Goodreads once the title is on there. I think the only thing missing in my opinion is photos to go with some of the chapters.

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