
How To Get F#CKED
A virgin. A porn star. A comedy.
by Ali Enne
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Pub Date Jul 04 2021 | Archive Date Jul 14 2021
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Description
Bailey Finch is a lot of things. She's twenty-four, she lives in downtown Los Angeles, and she currently works as a lowly Calendar Editor for Come - one of LA's nauseatingly trendy Love & Relationships magazines. Think Cosmo on methamphetamines. It's a role that largely involves taking coffee orders and making copies.
She is also woefully body-conscious, clinically anxious, and she has a lot of ideas about a lot of things.
Most are terrible, some are good - but this one - this one might just be f#cking insane.
It starts with an interview - a swiped interview, technically.
The subject? Elijah Mattox: The Biggest Pornstar Of All-Time, Probably
An interview that turns into an article pitch.
An article pitch that turns into a story.
A story that will very likely blow up in her face.
The funny part? She really starts to like him. Oh - and she's also a virgin. Because, you know, virginity is still a thing.
HOW TO GET F#CKED: A virgin. A porn star. A comedy.
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Featured Reviews

4 Stars
This book was adorable. The blurb caught my interest, the plotline hooked me and the ending blew me away,
I really enjoyed the overall storyline. Even the blurb hooked me...I mean a pornstar and a virgin? It doesn't get more wild and interesting than that! While the characters were well written I feel like there was something missing, like they lacked some dynamic components. Bailey is a 24 year old virgin who coincidentally works for a sex magazine. She books an interview with the super famous pornstar Elijah and that's where their story begins. As they grow closer after the initial interview and eventually begin dating Eli gets the courage to quit porn entirely and focus on red carpet action movies. Baileys original article transforms into a full on story about her and Eli. Once out for editing her boss betrays her trust and almost ruins her relationship by drastically cutting and manipulating her article (total B move IMO) . Bailey gets her revenge by signing a deal to make her and Eli's story a book, a best selling book! I do think that this story felt slightly rushed and was missing some elements of their relationship that could have increased their dynamic.
Overall I enjoyed this book, their story was interesting. TBH - I really hope that this story is at least 50% true.

This novel was a surprising little treat! I was looking for a fun romance and with a tagline like, “A virgin, a porn star, a comedy” how could that NOT draw me in?
Bailey is so perfect in her imperfection. She is truly “every girl” with their insecurities and second guessing themselves. That being said, she is also strong and even if she doesn’t always feel confident, she definitely fakes it will until she is confident. She is after her story, an interview with a well-known porn star for her magazine
Eli is confident and secure yet still vulnerable. He knows that Bailey is not completely comfortable with the world he works in, but he does everything he can to make her feel special while helping her to navigate uncomfortable situations to really understand his life for her article.
Enne has created dynamic characters that grow and yet still remain true to themselves. They are real in their life experiences; difficult relationships, divorced or deceased parents, and growing up fast. This novel is part romance, part comedy, part drama…. with a little bit of porn thrown in for good measure! Not enough to make me uncomfortable but definitely enough to be HOT! I laughed out loud at some of the commentary Bailey had about herself and her self-image. I can identify with her struggles with her mother and her SPANX. I even cried in the final chapter. I couldn’t believe I had tears while reading the same novel that contained multiple penis cakes, porn stars, and bondage.
I recommend this book to anyone who wants to have ALL of the feels. If you are looking for something to make you laugh and cry but a little edgy too….. you know, a romance that is not the typical “card store movie”, this book will not disappoint.

Talk about opposites attract about a Virgin and the pornstar . A beautiful love story of falling in love with someone who society would frown upon but doing it with an open heart and mind.

This was a delicious romp that seriously blows other boy meets girl books out of the water! I figured how the book would likely go, but the author turned it all upside down. I found myself adoring Bailey and definitely identifying with her. I just need to find my Eli and all will be perfect! Thanks SO MUCH to the publisher and NetGalley for my free arc in exchange for my honest opinion. It was great!

Ah the virgin and the pornstar...
Go big or go home, right? If this isn't an epic losing virginity goal I'm not sure what is. It's not everyday that you're offered not only an opportunity to get a shot at an exclusive interview with one of the hottest and popular pornstars to further your career but also the shot with him personally. A double edged sword for some but Bailey can't fight the attraction of the man behind the hype. After getting Bailey to give them a try I found it hilarious at his choice of first dates but not that surprising. Will they make it? Will she lose it? Definitely a fun read to find out.
I received an advanced copy of this book from Netgalley for my honest opinion.

How To Get F#CKED by Ali Enne
What a fresh read! I was intrigued by the book's description of a virgin and a porn star. I didn't expect much, honestly. I expected the obligatory deflowering scene and some hearts and flowers. Upon opening the e-reading app, I found myself laughing out loud during the first several chapters. It felt so refreshing. The main character, I swear, took some of her internal monologue straight out of my head. I was also expecting myself to become bored with the read, but surprisingly, with the exception of one short period in the middle of the story, I was kept entertained, even delighted at times. For a first novel, this was a fast romance gem. Thank you for NetGalley for the opportunity to read this book in exchange for my honest review. Thank you to Ali Enne for the fun fast read. I'm still smiling.