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Two Performance Artists Kidnap Their Boss And Do Things With Him

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Pub Date Apr 10 2014 | Archive Date Feb 02 2015

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Two Performance Artists Kidnap Their Boss And Do Things With Him

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Hank and Larry are performance artists on the seedy streets of San Francisco where art fans flock to see what crazy performance they'll do next with chainsaws, roller skates, or lard. Fame and fortune seem just around the corner—provided Larry can keep his best friend Hank's paranoia and delirium from spiraling out of control.

But when poverty forces the performers to take computer jobs working for a ruthless billionaire CEO, their boss's hundred-hour workweeks, relentless corporate propaganda, and soggy breakroom burritos turn them into nervous wrecks.

Hungry for revenge with their dreams of glory fading, Hank and Larry plot their greatest performance ever: to kidnap their billionaire boss—and turn him into the greatest performance artist the world has ever seen.

The first performance art novel by a performance artist, Two Performance Artists is a madcap caper comedy about two best friends determined to tackle the American Dream with bird feathers, duct tape, and a gummy AK-47.


About The Author

SCOTCH WICHMANN is an award-winning writer, comedian, and performance artist who joined L.A.’s underground performance art scene at age 19 with his debut pieces, Snorting Mouse Fur and Having A Ball: One Testicle’s Puppet Show.

His performance work is regularly featured at galleries and fringe festivals around the world, where his pieces have become known for their magical realism, physical endurance, and Dadaist pranks.

Nominated for BEST COMEDY and BEST STUNT with his performance troupe at the 2013 HOLLYWOOD FRINGE FESTIVAL, Scotch also performs standup at comedy clubs across the U.S., and writes and directs short films. His writing has appeared in magazines, anthologies, and online. Two Performance Artists is his first novel.

For more, please visit www.seescotch.com

Two Performance Artists Kidnap Their Boss And Do Things With Him

E-Book $8.99 / Paperback $17.99 -- On Sale Now!

Hank and Larry are performance artists on the seedy streets of San Francisco where art...


Advance Praise

✭✭✭ 2014 Independent Publisher Book Awards Bronze Medal ✭✭✭
✭✭✭ 2013 Amazon® Breakthrough Novel Contest First-Round Finalist ✭✭✭

"Raucous debut satire...whip-smart and a fertile, scabrous comic imagination...."
Kirkus Reviews

"Possibly the funniest caper ever written...what you'd get if Fear and Loathing, Office Space, and Jackass made a baby."
—James Gautier, Kill Radio

"Hilarious."
—Marc Wilmore, Writer & Producer for The Simpsons

"This book is a performance art piece."
—John M. White, Performance Artist & 3-Time NEA Grant Recipient

"A totally engrossing roller coaster ride...."
—John Fleck, Performance Artist & Member of the NEA Four

"Completely ridiculous and twisted."
—Elisha Shapiro, Founder of the International Nihilist Film Festival

✭✭✭ 2014 Independent Publisher Book Awards Bronze Medal ✭✭✭
✭✭✭ 2013 Amazon® Breakthrough Novel Contest First-Round Finalist ✭✭✭

"Raucous debut satire...whip-smart and a fertile, scabrous comic...


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ISBN 9780991025701
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