Billy Purgatory: I am the Devil Bird

The Billy Purgatory Series/Book One

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Pub Date Apr 28 2014 | Archive Date Feb 04 2015

Description

Times are tough for Billy Purgatory. He’s a badass skateboarder and easy-livin’ doctor of love, but lately, danger and treachery have started a freeway pile-up that’s wrecking his life plan. From trouble with beautiful ladies to supernatural forces no man should have to reckon with, he conquers or escapes time and again. With a tour in the military, a crank as a mechanic and altercations with monsters, devil birds, time zombies, and the sexy vampire fatale, Anastasia, Billy Purgatory by author Jesse James Freeman is fuel for the biggest adrenaline junkie. The first book in a thrilling series.

Times are tough for Billy Purgatory. He’s a badass skateboarder and easy-livin’ doctor of love, but lately, danger and treachery have started a freeway pile-up that’s wrecking his life plan. From...


Advance Praise

"...my god this is good – it’s rare to read a book with so much promise, and even rarer for the first book in a series to kick ass so much – we’re talking better than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, and on a par with Prisoner of Azkaban, which was my favourite. I can only think of one trilogy which has a better opener, and that’s Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy."

-- Dane Cobain, Social Bookshelves, SocialBookshelves.com


"The first few pages of Billy Purgatory seal the deal. You quickly realize that this is no ordinary skatekid, vampire, monster, devil bird book. Billy Purgatory is a phantasmagorical thrill ride into a world of teenage love, blood dripping undead and one of the most outrageously entertaining birth scenes ever written. More than merely a humorous, stylish foray into the horror genre, however, this book also resonates with themes of love, loss and acceptance of the way that life can hold us back, even break us."

-- Tim Queeney, Amazon Review


"Billy is unlike any hero you've ever encountered, and yet he is the Every Hero. Dude's as badass as they come...but he starts out in the sweet shape of a ten year-old kid with a scar, a skateboard, and something of an attitude. His dad has a half-missing leg and a past he won't talk about, and Billy has questions about his long-absent mother that no one seems to want to answer. A not-so-chance encounter with a vampire clan and an elusive time-manipulating "zombie" sets him on a path of discovery that carries him into adulthood, on an unending mission to find her no matter what stands in his way to prevent it. All of this makes BILLY sound like a fun round of adventure (and it is, to be sure) which gets the story off to a running start. Then, in a magnificent sleight-of-pen, Freeman skillfully adds layers of mythology, weaves in elements of fable and story-tells in shades of tall tales and legend, until the story becomes as much larger-than-life as the hero at its core."

--Joe Vampire, Amazon Review


"The author has expert style, in both storytelling and development. The mind of ten-year-old Billy is so believable that it is unbelievable that Freeman didn’t write this when he was ten. The formula of a book that we, as authors, are taught never to break is broken a thousand times over in this novel, but not in a bad way. Freeman breaks all the rules without the reader knowing it because again, as with the skateboard and Billy’s badass interior, he hides everything under a veil of comedy and horror to throw people to the fact that he is actually telling a meaningful story and not one about a complete dumbass. And that’s really what the epitome of this book–and, I can only assume–series, is: a meaningful, emotional, painful story about a young boy who is left by everyone he crosses paths with time and time again and his near-failure to survive it, building up to the lesson that no one can save us but ourselves."

--Allie Burke, Organic Coffee, haphazardly, haphazardcoffee.com


"Billy’s life isn’t exactly normal from anyone’s standards, even before vampires and zombies cross his path. His father Ulysses has a wooden leg from the Vietnam War and once rode with a motorcycle gang called Lucifer’s Circus Motorcycle Club. Ulysses has many secrets, one of which involves dealings with a woman named Medusa. Then there’s the huge tequila-drinking rooster that lives in a cage in their backyard called Chicken Diablo, or Devil Bird. When Billy meets Anastasia, a black-haired, green-eyed vampire, his life takes an even stranger twist.


The novel follows Billy through the years and his complex relationship with Anastasia, who is most definitely evil, but imperfectly so. Meanwhile, he forges other relationships all the while searching for more information on his dead mother. This book has got to be one of the strangest books I’ve ever read, but I say that in a good way. It not only includes vampires, fortune tellers, time travel and larger than life birds, but it is rooted in Greek mythology. Although Billy tries to escape the monsters and supernatural elements that seem so attracted to him, he is obviously at the center of a bigger story that he has yet to discover."

--CellarDoorLitRants&Reviews, Amazon Review


"Mr. Freemen is absolutely amazing at describing, well, everything. Amazing! So many times I felt like I was right there along with Billy. Like I could smell the zombie...hear the rain...this man is good. Real good. I found myself gasping a few times. And...he even made me cry once...or twice. Maybe. Also, he gives you the single most badass birth scene you'll ever encounter..think "Kill Bill"...no joke!"

--Stephanie K. Fuller, Amazon Review


"...my god this is good – it’s rare to read a book with so much promise, and even rarer for the first book in a series to kick ass so much – we’re talking better than Harry Potter and the...


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Featured Reviews

This Book Has Swagger and Style

This book is a sustained headlong rush. The writing is breathless, full of bravado and the staccato sounds and rhythms of a man on the move. The skateboard is a token of that just-under-control forward progress.

This has the feel of a jazzy, beat sensibility. If Kerouac did myths and fables, and if he really had had a grip on the soul of the modern boy/man, you could have gotten something like this. I like bizarro, transgressive fiction. This qualifies in spades because of its characters, its plot(s), its helter-skelter energy, and the up to the edge muscular writing style.

But here's the best part. Lots of bizarro and transgressive fiction has good intentions but poor execution. The writing is clunky or overweight or just cumbersome. The author's spirit is willing but the technique is weak. Here, there are phrases, lines and whole paragraphs that just grab you and impress you. This author can create a memorable character, he can set a scene, he can call up a mood, and he can involve the reader in the story, even if its all a bit hazy or manic around the edges.

Reading this I'm hearing bongos and there are ghosts-gods-zombies in the background whispering daddy-o encouragement.

So, it's strange, in places it's drop-dead funny, it's loaded with slightly off-kilter hard boiled narration and patter, and it takes big swipes at big topics. It's decadent and yet behind the gonzo it is carefully crafted and very knowing. This is a grabber and a keeper. Give this to the hippest teen you know. A nice find.

Please note that I received a free advance ecopy of this book in exchange for a candid review. Apart from that I have no connection at all to either the author or the publisher of this book.

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