Cinderella Has Cellulite
And Other Musings from A Last Wife
by Donna Arp Weitzman
Pub Date 07 Jul 2015
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Description
Okay, lover girl. Your new man has you startled, staggered, and swept off your feet. Now what?
You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines under the milk and potatoes in your grocery cart. And you are busy checking in at yoga studios to tighten your arm muscles and buttocks, announcing, “He may be the one” to anyone who will listen.
Where is this going? Down the aisle or down in flames?
Cinderella Has Cellulite offers a welcome and realistic look at relationships when Prince Charming suddenly walks into your life. Wild satire abounds in this hilarious, off-the-wall take on his friends, your friends, his ex, the in-laws, and everything in between.
A must read for last wives and women everywhere!
You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines under the milk and potatoes in your grocery cart. And you are busy checking in at yoga studios to tighten your arm muscles and buttocks, announcing, “He may be the one” to anyone who will listen.
Where is this going? Down the aisle or down in flames?
Cinderella Has Cellulite offers a welcome and realistic look at relationships when Prince Charming suddenly walks into your life. Wild satire abounds in this hilarious, off-the-wall take on his friends, your friends, his ex, the in-laws, and everything in between.
A must read for last wives and women everywhere!
Okay, lover girl. Your new man has you startled, staggered, and swept off your feet. Now what?
You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines...
Description
Okay, lover girl. Your new man has you startled, staggered, and swept off your feet. Now what?
You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines under the milk and potatoes in your grocery cart. And you are busy checking in at yoga studios to tighten your arm muscles and buttocks, announcing, “He may be the one” to anyone who will listen.
Where is this going? Down the aisle or down in flames?
Cinderella Has Cellulite offers a welcome and realistic look at relationships when Prince Charming suddenly walks into your life. Wild satire abounds in this hilarious, off-the-wall take on his friends, your friends, his ex, the in-laws, and everything in between.
A must read for last wives and women everywhere!
You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines under the milk and potatoes in your grocery cart. And you are busy checking in at yoga studios to tighten your arm muscles and buttocks, announcing, “He may be the one” to anyone who will listen.
Where is this going? Down the aisle or down in flames?
Cinderella Has Cellulite offers a welcome and realistic look at relationships when Prince Charming suddenly walks into your life. Wild satire abounds in this hilarious, off-the-wall take on his friends, your friends, his ex, the in-laws, and everything in between.
A must read for last wives and women everywhere!
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Available Editions
| EDITION | Paperback |
| ISBN | 9781626342095 |
| PRICE | $14.95 (USD) |
Featured Reviews
Kimberly D, Educator
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This was a great read. Weitzman gave a realistic inside view of relationships. I really connected with her writing style. It was funny and easy to relate to. I truly enjoyed reading Cinderella has cellulite! Clever title too! |
My Recommendation
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Laura C, Reviewer
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My Recommendation
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Funny Book! This is a great funny book! This is my first book by this author and I am looking forward to reading more books. This is a short funny book that I was able to finish in one sitting. This book gives you the author’s perspective on marriage, relationships, friends, and everything else in life. I am looking forward to more books by this author. A Review copy was provided to me in exchange for a fair and honest review. The free book held no determination on my personal review. |
My Recommendation
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Mary B, Reviewer
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My Recommendation
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Thoroughly enjoyed every page! |
My Recommendation
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Kristina A, Reviewer
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My Recommendation
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While I'm not a "last wife" in the typical sense (I'm also a first wife) I found this book funny and entertaining. Weitzman talks about prenups, warning signs, and jealous friends in a candid but humorous way. The only thing I didn't fully appreciate was the analogy-riddled introduction. It felt a bit like a high school freshman trying too hard on an English assignment. |
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Cinderella Has Cellulite
Donna Arp Weitzman
Additional Information
Available Editions
| EDITION | Paperback |
| ISBN | 9781626342095 |
| PRICE | $14.95 (USD) |
Featured Reviews
Kimberly D, Educator
|
My Recommendation
|
|
This was a great read. Weitzman gave a realistic inside view of relationships. I really connected with her writing style. It was funny and easy to relate to. I truly enjoyed reading Cinderella has cellulite! Clever title too! |
My Recommendation
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Laura C, Reviewer
|
My Recommendation
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|
Funny Book! This is a great funny book! This is my first book by this author and I am looking forward to reading more books. This is a short funny book that I was able to finish in one sitting. This book gives you the author’s perspective on marriage, relationships, friends, and everything else in life. I am looking forward to more books by this author. A Review copy was provided to me in exchange for a fair and honest review. The free book held no determination on my personal review. |
My Recommendation
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Mary B, Reviewer
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My Recommendation
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Thoroughly enjoyed every page! |
My Recommendation
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Kristina A, Reviewer
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My Recommendation
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While I'm not a "last wife" in the typical sense (I'm also a first wife) I found this book funny and entertaining. Weitzman talks about prenups, warning signs, and jealous friends in a candid but humorous way. The only thing I didn't fully appreciate was the analogy-riddled introduction. It felt a bit like a high school freshman trying too hard on an English assignment. |
My Recommendation
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