EARLY REVIEWS:

—Baltan 
“PITIFUL. RIDICULOUS representation of my species!”
As a proud member of the Baltan race, I am OUT-RAGED by this so-called “book.” The author clearly did ZERO research about our superior civilization! We are sophisticated space travelers with advanced tech-nology. Ignorant humans should be grateful when we want to take over their lousy planet. Also, the kids in this book are way too smart. Would not recommend to fellow Baltans. 

—Gomora 
“NOT ENOUGH RAMPAGING”
Look, I’m a simple kaiju with simple pleasures: smashing buildings, tail-whipping helicopters, and terrifying human beings. These Ultra Academy brats are a threat to my few joys in life. What meaning is there to kaiju existence without the crunch of concrete or screams of panic? Also, who cares about science! I have lived my entire life without knowing the first thing about science? The one good thing about this book is Janus. That brobot looks crunchy. I want to eat it. Apparently, that’s “not the point of the story,” which is also dumb. Everything about this book is dis-appointing. More destruction, next time.

— DADA
“NOT GOOD BOOK NEED MORE DADA”
DADA READ BOOK. DADA CONFUSED WHY CHILDREN SO BRAVE. DADA MAKE HUMANS VERY SCARED WITH DADA’S FAC-ES AND DANCING SKILLS. BUT THESE TINY HUMANS SOLVE PUZZLES AND MAKE JOKES? VERY STRANGE. DADA DISAPPOINTED. BOOK NEED MORE DADA IN IT. DADA GIVE THREE STARS BECAUSE DADA KIND AND BOOK MAKE DADA LAUGH SOMETIMES. 

—Red King 
“WHERE IS THE PUNCHING?!”
ME ANGRY! BOOK HAVE NO GOOD FIGHT-ING! Red King want to see SMASH! CRASH! BOOM! But instead, small humans talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk and solve think-problems with BRAINS. And who need team? Red King work alone! Red King need no team! Only need rocks to throw and buildings to stomp! This book need more explosion. Red King give one star. 

—Mummy Man
“AAARGH ARGH AAARGHH GRRRRR ARR-RR ARRRRR AR GHHHHHRH GRRRR ARHGH GHRAAAAA AR AR AR AR AR AR GRAAAAAAAA!”