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SMIRCH: God is Gambling to Survive

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Pub Date Mar 27 2025 | Archive Date Feb 15 2026


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Description

What if humanity’s greatest flaw isn’t moral, social, or political — but biological sabotage buried half a billion years deep?

Intercourse. A bizarre mating ritual that disrupted evolution 410 million years ago. Prehistoric ocean dwellers indulged in voluptuous rubbing, neglecting survival instincts. The heritage of human defects debuted.

Fast-forward to Tuesday, August 12, 2025. A smirch—not an alien—lands on Earth and latches onto the right jawbone of her new host, Adam. Together, they’ll connect humanity to the cosmic consciousness. Adam’s always felt special—now the universe concurs.

But alarming evidence reveals a forgotten 500-million-year-old catastrophe deliberately brought upon our ancestors, contaminating our cognition and compromising the cosmic consciousness. The smirch must now fix humanity’s defects.

Will Adam and the smirch discover who hacked our evolution? Is humanity competent to connect to the cosmic consciousness? Will Egon Mars quit saving the world, before someone gets hurt? And why is the smirch suddenly speaking in tongues?

Get your copy today and enter the story where evolution is a conspiracy and consciousness is on the brink of upgrade.

What if humanity’s greatest flaw isn’t moral, social, or political — but biological sabotage buried half a billion years deep?

Intercourse. A bizarre mating ritual that disrupted evolution 410 million...


Advance Praise

- “I picked this up expecting weird science fiction and got my brain launched into orbit.”
- “SMIRCH is the kind of book that grabs you by the collar and drags you into a cosmic thought experiment you didn’t see coming.”
- “This book dares to ask the cosmic questions most avoid.”
- “The story of Adam and Rosie is raw and honest.”

- “I picked this up expecting weird science fiction and got my brain launched into orbit.”
- “SMIRCH is the kind of book that grabs you by the collar and drags you into a cosmic thought experiment you...


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If this book is Science FICTION, then... how come it all makes sense?

You won't find time travel in this book. It also doesn't have wormholes, no portals to other dimensions, no aliens whose morphology suspiciously resembles humans or dinosaurs, no superheroes, no teleportation, no wizardry... What it DOES have is LOTS of real-life hard science that seems fictional at first glance. As an educator teaching sciences, this immediately stood out to me, and this is part of the reason I will recommend it to my students.

Halfway through, I realized that while reading, I kept googling and fact-checking scientific ideas and research topics that were mentioned in the book. Everything checked out! Scary... What shocked me the most was that the Habitat Bennu plan is for real: in 2022, scientists have actually come up with a cost-effective plan to colonize asteroids! The author must have invested so much effort in research... This made me feel that I, and all other readers, are treated with respect.

One more thing I noticed is that the text was written with a lot of attention to language. That's true for the actual book's text, the back-cover blurb, and even the subtitle: "God is gambling to survive". At first, it sounded weird to me - I guess because subconsciously I might have expected 'is gambling' to be transitive, so I was asking myself, 'What's at stake in this gamble?' (This question is 'sort of' answered right before the ending of the book). Who knows - maybe that weirdness is what caught my eye in the first place and made me pick up this book? If that was intentional, then it's very clever!

At times, the book reads as if it were translated from a foreign language by someone who is not a native English speaker. Still, I feel the grammatical choices here are mostly intentional, not accidental - they give a sort of special, out-of-this-world vibe to the read.

Many other reviewers rightfully praised the plot. I will only add that it is utterly CRAZY. The philosophical ideas challenged my conceptions, but they might actually MAKE SENSE - they are certainly difficult to argue with. And the ending... Well, it simply begs for a sequel. Can't wait!

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