Gay Golden Girls versus Animal House — and the boys next door have no idea what they've started.

Three gay men in their 70s. An old Victorian house. A fraternity's biggest mistake.

Julian treats every day as an occasion for cocktails, silk ascots, and dramatic entrances — so when the frat's pretentious film student points a camera their way, Julian assumes fame has finally RSVP'd.

Army veteran Clint believes in good fences, firm rules, and keeping his Don't Ask, Don't Tell past far from the life he's built — until an old Army buddy knocks on his closet door on the worst possible night.

And Forest, an aging hippie running on marijuana and commune stories, insists the frat boys just need a little love. Preferably baked into pot brownies. And love, it turns out, isn't finished with him.

But when the student's footage goes viral — with the three of them as the punchline — and the frat hangs a banner promising COLD KEGS FOR HOT GIRLS, the party war is on. They're not just taking back their reputations. They're defending the one place where none of them has to hide.

The frat has kegs and bass. The men have violins, charcuterie, and fine wine. May the better party win.

3 Old Gay Men is a standalone feel-good comedy about chosen family, growing old out loud, and revenge served with an excellent Bordeaux. Pour a glass. You're invited.