An inadvisable romance between God and a universe She sneezes into existence.

God is brand-new, omnipotent in theory, and has just sneezed the universe into existence. There's only one problem. She becomes whatever Her creation believes Her to be.

Last time around, consensus settled on a hot dog, and reality kept Her rotating on a roller grill for nearly a hundred million years. She's determined not to let that happen again.

That is until a shaman, licensed by absolutely no one, swallows an innocent frog and makes first contact. God is thrilled. At last, another mind capable of imagining a world! She hopes for collaboration. Humanity mistakes the offer for editorial control.

Every attempt to escape becomes scripture. Every symbol meant to praise Her ensnares Her instead. Crushed beneath humanity's imagination, God has one last chance to become Herself before humanity decides that for Her.