Readers beware! Some of you may be shocked by parts of this book.

Vegetarians may be disturbed by turkeys that think they’ll be on the Thanksgiving menu, or kiddies that will end up in a witch’s freezer.

Others may be offended by the mushy poems professing love, or possibly excited by all the chopping, reaping and killing.

Those of you who enjoy a little titillation may end up in the house of sin, but be warned, there are no refunds or compensation given for bruised buttocks.

If you’ve made it this far, we certainly hope you continue on, to read the actual poems.

Melanie Tomlin was born in Beeston, England. At the age of three her family moved to suburban Melbourne, Australia, where she has lived ever since. When she was twelve her parents bought her a typewriter, and she wrote her first novel that very same year. She still has the typewriter, which is somewhat worse for wear, but that first manuscript is now nothing but a distant memory.

Her first published book, Angel's Kiss, was released in 2015. This was quickly followed in 2016 by the sequels, Angel's Curse and Angel's Messiah.

To challenge herself, and for a change of pace, Melanie has also written a book of somewhat twisted poems and a children's picture book. She is currently working on the fourth book in the Angel Series -- Angel's Body.

Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind is available in ebook and paperback formats.

**Please note that Melanie's books are written in Australian English.