A group of comedians are invited onto an island to collaborate with a legend in the industry. When they get there though, they realize the legend isn’t there, and the whole island is boobytrapped with deadly games. One by one the comics start dying, and they have to figure out who is behind this to survive. The idea behind this book is creative, and some of the standup sets featured are funny. Overall though, the “comedy” in the book involves sexual harassment, racism, and crude sexual jokes. All of the characters were unlikeable; there is no one for readers to root for. If the goal with this book was for readers to want all of the characters to die, then it succeeded.

Well written, with dry humor that many will enjoy, this is a book worth checking out. I enjoyed the characters, and felt that they interacted well with each other. The story worked well and was well developed from beginning to end. The beginning took me a bit to get into, but once I did, I enjoyed this book.

Honestly, I didn't finish this book. I didn't find it funny right from the start, and there were just too many characters. However, it received great reviews from many other people, so you still might want to give it a chance.

The title caught my attention. Then I read the premise:

"A darkly clever take on Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None and other classics of the genre, Ten Dead Comedians is a marvel of literary ventriloquism, with hilarious comic monologues in the voice of every suspect. It’s also an ingeniously plotted puzzler with a twist you’ll never see coming!"

So I knew what I was in for - a comedic take on a classic elimination murder mystery. And I wasn't disappointed. The story was simple - a series of text messages are sent out to various comedians, inviting them to a small Jamaican island to take part in the next big thing. No-one is about to greet them, and in each of their rooms is a memento of the past or the future. A video by their host, the great Dustin Walker, accuses them all of crimes against comedy - all are to be judged and no-one is leaving - alive.

" ... a room full of comics turns into a shark tank with one sniff of blood in the water ..."

The story then builds up with each chapter. There are plot twists upon plot twists, the characters are suitable odorous, and you found that you didn't really know which character you should be rooting for to survive the obligatory gruesome end.

I knew what I was in for and found myself engaged, having some preconception of the proposed plot-line as I am a dedicated Agatha Christie fan. Fred van Lente's homage to this classic crime genre, style of story-telling, and sardonic humour will not be to everyone's taste ... but it is what is is.

A clever, funny, and witty books, I was really surprised when I read it. Will definitely appeal to my customers who enjoy a good Christie mystery with a dash of Janet Evanovich.

I love mystery, I love comedy and I love And Then There Were None... so I couldn't wait to read this new take. Although it did take me a while to get into at the very start (while you jump about getting to know the characters) it is well worth reading. The mystery was sound, the jokes were good and the characters were great (not based on real people - yeah right!) It's tense in places, funny in others and quite often both.

There are lots of twists and turns and some pretty gruesome deaths. Although I worked out a small part of the mystery, the full resolution was a surprise. The structure was interesting - different views of different characters, interspersed with transcripts of their comedy routines - and helped you get to know the characters.

A few of the passages need a re-write as it seemed that they were still in first draft 'get the ideas down' form but I know this was an advanced review copy so that may well be resolved. I am very grateful to NetGalley and Quirk Books for the ARC of Ten Dead Comedians.

This book was very funny, and had a lot of twists and turns I didn't see coming! Very enjoyable indeed!

This was very entertaining and a quick read. Its like Agatha Christie's mystery novels. Loved it

And Then There Were None meets a comedy central roast. I have never read a book like this--a modern funny take off on a golden age locked room type mystery. And Van Lente pulls it off admirably. It's different--give it a try.

Once I got the hang of what was going on, and knowing that the sort of horror/comedian genre novel was kicking in, I just relaxed - with, and full of , double twists until the end, I found I really wanted to know why these 10 comedians were gathered together - with requisite bursts of sexist comment (a lesbian naturally has hairy legs, right? hahaha; and black people are all street-wise, etc etc), there is slightly old fashioned veneer but I suppose comedy is prone to timing issues after all, it's effective enough! But gripping nonetheless ...

What happens when a classic Agatha Christie story gets rewritten from the world of comedy? If you add in one very talented writer, you get Fred Van Lente's 10 Dead Comedians, a modern retelling of And Then There Were None, one of the world's most classic and intriguing closed door mysteries. 

Successful comedian Dustin Walker has invited nine other comedians to his private island estate, just off Saint Martin in the Caribbean. A text invitation to work together on a new project went out to a variety of comedians--an insult comic, a prop comic, a retired talk show host, an internet comic, and the hardest working comedian on the road, just to name a few. And each one jumped at the chance to work with Dusty, a comedic icon and inspiration to many. 

But once they all reach the island, things start to go south. The elevator that would take them quickly and easily to the house is out of order, so they all have to make an arduous trip up hundreds of stairs to get to the house. Dusty is nowhere to be seen. And as the various comedians find their rooms and try to make themselves comfortable, they realize that things aren't quite right. 

A meeting in Dusty's writer's room with all the comedians makes things even stranger. A recorded message from him puts all the guests on notice, when he tells them that he accuses them all of crimes against comedy and that no one will leave the island alive. He then puts a noose around his neck and jumps. 

From there, the comedians try to figure out what is going on around them. Is there someone working with Dusty, or was the island sabotaged before his suicide to kill them all? Who can they trust? And as the comedians meet an untimely demise one by one, those who are left have even more reason to get to the bottom of the mystery before it's their turn to die. 

Fred Van Lente's mystery is a classic closed door puzzle with the modern twist of the comedy world thrown in. It's a great ironic twist on the genre, but what's more, it's phenomenally written. You get the fun of the behind-the-scenes comedy industry secrets along with a roster of comedians who all seem a little familiar in a story that is so readable the pages will not stop turning. You just have to keep reading, and Van Lente makes it feel effortless. 10 Dead Comedians is a fantastic read to get lost in, and I recommend it to all mystery fans and comedy fans as well as anyone who loves a book that takes you away for awhile. 



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Ten Dead Comedians is a novel written by Fred Van Lente, a guy who is better known for his work in comic books. So, with that background you should expect an unusual plot, and that’s what you get. This sounds a bit like Agatha Christie’s best selling novel And Then There were None because 10 people are lured to a remote island with promise of future employment, and then they are killed one by one – causing havoc among the progressively dwindling survivors. The twist here is that the person who invited the others was none other than Dustin Walker. Walker was a legend for his comic work who sounds like a cross between Milton Berle, Johnny Carson, and Steve Martin. Walker’s victims were all comedians. Walker was well past his prime and essentially retired, but he had become incredibly wealthy. He built a mansion on his own Caribbean island and he issued invitations to each of the comedians to come join him for an undefined project. Given that their own careers were fading, they jumped at the chance to work with Walker, a legend.

The comedians: Steve Gordon, Zoe Schwartz, Dante Dupree, Oliver Rees (Orange Baby Man), Janet Kahn, TJ Martinez, Ruby Ng, William Griffith (Billy the Contractor), and Meredith Ladipo. Upon being dropped off at the island by a boat which promptly left, Walker’s invitees found that the island was deserted, and all food and eating utensils had been removed. All Internet service, telephone lines, and any other means of communicating with the outside world was cut off. Then, as they gathered inside the mansion, the comedians were presented with a video of Walker who accused all of them of committing “crimes against comedy,” and then committing suicide. In the video, Walker ran out of the very room where the group was standing. He jumped from the window which bordered a high cliff. Walker had a rope around his neck, and when the startled group looked out of the window, they saw a body hanging below them. When they tried to pull the body up, the head literally came off. The head and body crashed into the surf below and were promptly swept out to sea. But what this real, or was it just another Walker gag?

The group argued about their circumstances even after the first to die was Billy the Contractor who was poisoned when he drank a can of beer. Then Janet Kahn was killed by a shotgun blast when she sat down in a booby-trapped chair. And so it continued. The dialogue among the comedians, all experts at dealing with hecklers, was classic. I’ll leave the end of the story to you to read – but this is a unique and clever story. It gets my recommendation.

And Then There Were None is a classic, and I'm always thrilled to read novels that take a new approach to the plot. Ten Dead Comedians is one of the most unusual reworkings of the classic tale. Much of the novel focuses on the cutthroat nature of comedy and the extreme difficulty involved in remaining in the limelight. Fame and fortune is something many would kill for, but would they also die for it? Nine comedians are invited by famous or rather infamous funny man Dustin Walker. The weekend is viewed as an opportunity, but it quickly becomes clear it is a trap. Each and every one of the comedians has angered Dustin Walker in some way - angered him enough to consider each of their weaknesses and create individualized death traps. The murders are brutal and disturbing. Ten Dead Comedians departs from the formula in two ways - 1) the nature of the “guilt” of the participants & 2) there are survivors.

The comedic monologues are funny, but what you feel most is an overwhelming combination of disgust and pity. You don’t like the characters, but you also don't feel they deserve to be murdered. And you really end up hating Dustin Walker - the lord high executioner of the piece. I'm glad that there were survivors. Somehow if there had been none it would have killed the piece. Ten Dead Comedians is admittedly clever, but it didn't sit well with me.

3 / 5

I received a copy of Ten Dead Comedians from the publisher and Netgalley.com in exchange for an honest review.

--Crittermom

I started reading this book when I first received it. The formatting was a bit wonky on my Kindle. That made it difficult to read at times and I found that annoying. I recently was told "You have to give it another go" by a friend so I did. How right they were. The character development at the beginning was great. A little hard for me to remember which comedian was which, but I had a good bit of details on each. Appreciated knowing their background and their personalities. Once we arrived on the island they interact as I can imagine comedians would act. Wisecracks, sarcastic comments, and jokes. The premise, of course, is reminiscent of Agatha Christie and that I appreciated. She was amazing and deserves to be flattered by imitation. I am so glad I decided to listen to my friend and over look the wonky Kindle formatting. I really enjoyed this book!

DISCLOSURE OF MATERIAL CONNECTION: I have a material connection because I received a review copy for free from Netgalley and the publisher.

Van Lente has crafted the perfect locked-room mystery.  His stunning debut novel begins with nine comedians receiving invitations to come to an island retreat in the Caribbean. It is the home of renowned comedian Dustin Walker, who is beyond famous. Each guest hopes that Walker can do something to jump start their floundering careers. They were the next best thing at one time, but for most of them it was a flash in the pan. They plummeted from the spotlight as fast as they ascended, but with Walker’s help they all figure they will be back in demand again.

The only problem is, once they arrive on the island via boat with Walker’s assistant Meredith Ladipo, they find themselves stranded. Walker is nowhere to be found, the boat is gone, there is no WIFI and the caretaker is mysteriously absent. Ladipo assures them everything will be fine. They were uneasy, but were willing to wait it out due to the rewards Walker promised them. That was all good and well until the first murder occurred.

This brilliant mystery has the perfect setting for the crazy characters Van Lente created. Where else but a comedian’s island paradise house could hold such a cast? Each character has issues. One of them is an alcoholic; one is trying to be way younger than she really is with the use of cosmetic surgery and yet another did something in his career that will come back to haunt him.

Then there is the killer. Who is it? Since the island appears deserted, it must be one of the guests that came expecting to meet with Walker. Perhaps there is someone hiding on the property. Maybe it is an elaborate joke. How many will have to die before they are either rescued or find out who is behind all of this?

This book is the mystery lover’s dream come true. If you are a fan of stand-up comedians it is nirvana. I loved the plot, the surprises at the end as well as the characters in this book.

Between chapters, Van Lente has inserted stand-up bits from the characters. You can tell immediately which comic is performing before you see their name at the end of the bit because you will come to know each character intimately. Some of the bits are cutting, others bawdy and one is very sad. The author does a perfect job of pulling emotions out of the reader via his true-to-life characters and the perfect plot.

Ten Dead Comedians is a must read for mystery fans. I highly recommend it.

Copyright © 2017 Laura Hartman

The title of Ten Dead Comedians is going to sound very familiar to anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of murder mysteries. The best selling mystery of all times is Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None which was also titled Ten Little Indians and in its first printing was given the title Ten Little *insert N word*. Fortunately saner heads won out in later years. Fred Van Lent's very funny take-off on the Christie novel can be called a pastiche or even a tribute to the classic book but, like all good tributes, it adds something of its own and makes its own statement.

Fred Van Lente is primarily known as a writer of comic books and graphic novels. This is his first novel and I guess it is a compliment that it didn't make me think of graphic novels at all. It made me think of someone who has a first hand knowledge of the business of stand-up comedy and the psychological make-up of anyone who wishes to go into that brutal business. I am not sure whether he has that experience but he made me feels like he did. The premise of Ten Dead Comedians, as it is in the Agatha Christie book, involves ten people who are invited to a secluded island for somewhat vague reasons. One by one, they end up being murdered. Since it is established that no one else is on the island, the murderer has to be one of the ten. And we are off to the races.

All of Van Lente's unsuspecting victims are comedians. In fact, they are sort of a sampling of comic stereotypes. Some of them are thin disguises of well known comics such as Joan Rivers and Larry the Cable Guy. A few seem to be a combination of individuals. For instance, prop comic Oliver Rees aka Orange Baby Man appears to be a mixture of Carrot Top and Gallagher. Others seem to be more of a capsule of a particular type of comic style than any one person. The use of comic archtypes works well in this story. They shape the characters and their issues. as they play against the mysterious personage of Dustin Walker, a legend who all ten comics have a connection to and the one who invites them to his island. Walker is sort of the McGuffin in the novel. He explains via videotape why they are all there and then kills himself. Guessing the connections to Walker and how he is pulling off this mass extinction of funny people is half the fun.

Of course a book like this needs to be funny. But not so funny or outlandish that we lose the structure of the mystery. Intermittent slices of each comic's routines helps us along as we follow this who-will-do-it and who-will-croak-it. All in all it is a clever take-off on a very weird profession. Van Lente offers lots of droll and witty one liners as each comic engage each other in a competition of words and wits. I can't say any one character is very sympathetic but since we are dealing with archtypes rather than rounded characterizations, it tends to work.

When we do get to the ending, we get a satisfactory if far fetched solution. It is actually no more unrealistic than many of the convoluted endings we expect from the masters like Christie. This ends up as a satire of a particular type of mystery as well as being a parody of comics. The author takes care of the loose ends adequately and we are left with a smile on our face. I'm not sure how much more a reader of a book titled Ten Dead Comedians should expect. If you love Christie styled mysteries you will enjoy the spin.. If you love stand up comedy you will enjoy the in-jokes and the inside look at comic psyches. And if you just enjoy funny novels, you should definitely give this a try.

This book didn't make me laugh. It just made me grumpy. I admire the chutzpah of a debut author doing a homage to the Queen of Mysteries, Agatha Christie, in this book based on [book:And Then There Were None|16299] but it never really lived up to its promise. This time the characters brought to the desert island were comedians. Not to worry though, their crimes were they aren't funny and abused their comical abilities. I concur that they are guilty of this.

I really don't know what else to say. I think everyone knows the story of people cut off from humanity and then slowly killed one by one. Who is killing them? Will anyone survive? Does anyone care?

If this appeals to you then I would read the original. When you are dealing with unlikable people it needs a special skill to get the reader involved. It doesn't happen here.

Thanks to Net Galley for this book in exchange for a fair review.

TEN STAND UPS, NINE MURDERS, ONE SOLUTION (2017)
By Fred Van Lente
Quirk Books/Penguin Random House, 289 pages
★★★

Is there a worse kept secret in the entire entertainment world than the fact that a lot of comedians are seriously screwed up individuals? The world of comedy is littered with self-inflicted corpses, but what if someone decided to pick out nine stand up comics and do the job for them? That's the premise of Fred Van Lente's debut mystery novel Ten Stand Ups, Nine Murders, One Solution. Van Lente has hitherto been known for writing zombie comics and the occasional graphic novel, including Cowboys & Aliens, which was made into a film that bombed critically and at the box office.

One suspects that some of Van Lente's experience got exorcised in his novel, as its pivotal character, Dustin Walker, was once a big late night TV star, but fell from grace after making a trashy but surprise hit film, I Married a Cat. It spawned a series of ludicrous sequels that ultimately exiled its creator to a fate worse than death: celebrity irrelevance. That is, unless you're an insider and still think guys like Walker have pull. When his personal assistant, Meredith, invites nine individuals to come to Walker's private island to discuss a future "project," the allure proves too great to resist. To be sure, the motives are less than lofty—vanity, flagging careers, seeking to bask in reflected glory, perchance to brag…. One by one they come, but Walker is nowhere in evidence, the Wi-Fi code doesn't work, groundskeeper Dave is missing, Meredith seems clueless about everything, and there's no way off the island until the boat that brought them returns. In short, they are left their own devices, a tool chest that mostly contains professional jealousy, one-upmanship, and mutual loathing. And then things really go wrong: a video showing Walker's apparent suicide is prelude to stand ups meeting grisly ends.

Comedy fans will entertain themselves by matching egos and biographies to the imperiled islanders. The washed-up TV host Walker has many parallels—among them, Joey Bishop, Chevy Chase, Jerry Lewis, and David Brenner—and his character is probably a composite, but how about Janet Kahn, the real Queen of Mean? Joan Rivers, anyone? Or Margaret Cho as the inspiration for lesbian comic Ruby Ng, who blew her career by uttering something unutterable. It's pretty hard not to think of Sarah Silverman as a template for Zoe Schwartz, the gagster who delights in talking about her vagina to the point where she becomes—if I might mix body parts—the butt of her own routine. How can we not imagine Sam Kinison as a stand-in for William Griffith, aka/ "Billy the Contractor," a rich jerk who pretends to represent "Real America?" Is Dante Dupree part Richard Pryor? Who is Oliver Rees, aka "Orange Baby Man," a decidedly unfunny person who portrays a grown infant and has a knack for trade marking associated kitsch? (Andy Kaufman?) Or T J Martinez, who fancies himself a revolutionary Latino—as long as it doesn't crimp his comfortable lifestyle? And then there's improv teacher Steve Gordon, whom TJ pretends not to know, though they once worked together.

The structure and content of the book is pretty much that of Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None. This is, depending on your point of view, either homage or intellectual pilfering. I'm willing to give Van Lente the benefit of the doubt and call it a Christie update. Let's face it, we don't read many mysteries because they are literary masterpieces; we consume them for cheap thrills and as respites from that denser genre we label "literature." Van Lente is not a great stylist, but he enlivens his text with excerpted monologues from his comedians and demonstrates, if nothing else, that he knows his way around comedy clubs. His debut novel is entertaining. It's summertime. That's enough.

Rob Weir