I've never heard that carol.

These are such cute kids.

Yeesh, that's a lot of sickness in one house.

You know it's coming, but it still hurts. Poor woman!

Well, that is one crap father. By the time he gets his head out of his butt, Holly will be in college.

I really love Holly. I want to give her such a big hug, then kick her father in the balls.

I definitely didn't have a cell phone at that age, and I didn't miss it.

Ivy, that's a lot of coffee. You''re lucky you haven't had a heart attack.

People should be more compassionate. Instead of making fun of her, maybe drive her to a support group?

Aw, man. Talk about too close for comfort.

I was thinking "terrorist," myself.

Tell me Ivy's mom did not die in that plane crash.

That is a crapload of liquor for one person.

I'm sure her sister-in-law feels a lot of guilt, because they were visiting her.

Ivy's dad seems like a good father. She should be a nicer daughter.

Retired people have more fun.

Who leaves a child home alone, with no access to the outside world?

Ah, Sarah. You need to buy a vowel, but no one has the heart to tell you.

I'd like that dolphin bag.

Well, Daniel, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Holly sounds like an adult one minute, and then like a regular little girl in the next.