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The Players Ball

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Wow! This book was not what I was expecting. It was way more of a thriller than I thought with LOTS of twists and turns. Definitely an exciting cat and mouse read!

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Book and Film Globe Review: You only need to be right once. During the very early days of the Internet–before it was even called the Internet–Gary Kremen, the protagonist of the new book The Player’s Ball–was right that communicating online was a new frontier. He loved the nuts and bolts of computers, the ones and the zeros, the joy of soldering parts together to build a motherboard, the coding, the community of fellow nerds and the orange glow of those early monitors.

Like a lot of obsessive, socially awkward guys, he found a home on the Internet. Thank god, since in the real world he couldn’t get a date to save his life. That’s when Kremen was right again. People want to connect, but blind dates are scary and personal ads misleading or too generic. Who can be charming and personal in just 75 words?

In a flash, he thought of Match.com. People would post their real photos; they could share more of their personalities with longer profiles or even by chatting online in a safe, anonymous environment. Heck, a computer program could give you a quiz and then find your soul mate for you! It worked, of course, and Kremen shot to fame as the guy who created Match.com. But he still longed for romance.

Then he was right again, the bastard. Kremen predicted domain names would be as valuable as owning the orange properties in a game of Monopoly. He snapped up tons of them, including Sex.com, and then got on with the business of building Match.com.

When Kremen pivoted back to Sex.com, he was shocked to discover some bastard claimed it as his property. That would be the con artist Stephen Michael Cohen, who lied the way Kremen compulsively and rudely told the truth. Cohen ran private parties for swingers, relished crime, posed as a lawyer, and did time in prison.

Cohen had realized some putz owned Sex.com and wasn’t doing anything with it. So he relieved the guy of the domain name by conning the company that served as a clearing house for online rights. Cohen then promptly made his own contribution to the Internet. Cohen didn’t sell content, he exploited banner ads. He just sold ad space to all the sleazy companies peddling sex in one way or another and he made a fortune doing it. Fast.

Kremen sued. Cohen counter-sued. This launched a nutty, years-long battle, forcing the courts to acknowledge domain names like Match.com and Sex.com as property, just like real estate. Their battle also upended the lives of Kremen and Cohen, again and again.

Peas in a pod, they haunt each other like the doppelgangers in the Jordan Peele film Us. You might say Kremen is the respectable one living above ground, but he gets addicted to meth, ends up in a roach-infested flophouse, and dates an adult film star. She’s a smart cookie, so that time he did something right.

Cohen is the bad guy from the underground, but he clearly loves his wife and family, makes a lot of legitimate money for himself and others, and yet still manages to piss off pretty much everyone in the world of porn. When you’re making people a lot of money and they still hate your guts, you must really be a pain in the ass.

It’s not like the adult film industry will appreciate Kremen more. When he wrests Sex.com out of the hands of Cohen, our hero doesn’t plan to sit back and rake in big bucks or sell it off for tens of millions of dollars. No, he wants to take Sex.com, clean it up, and make it respectable. That’s like snapping up religion.com or Jesus.com so you can sell people on atheism, except a thousand times stupider.

To the astonishment of those around them, these two mortal enemies won’t leave each other alone. Even when Cohen is on the lam in Mexico, he calls Kremen on the phone all the time. One minute they’re cursing at each other; the next they’re swapping ideas or cooing over the latest computer gear.

Author David Kushner covers this tale in comprehensive fashion, to say the least. By the end, it’s just exhausting as they prank each other, damn each other, and swap out lawyers like undershirts over and over again. You get bored of their cat-and-mouse game, just as everyone else in their life gets sick of it as well. Just kiss already, you want to say to these straight dudes who can’t quit each other.

The legal precedent on domain names was hugely important. Yet Kushner sticks with the human drama rather than what proves a perfunctory, if profound court decision. So all we’re left with is a match made in hell–two guys who got everything right, except their own lives.

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Thanks to Netgalley and Simon & Schuster for the ARC of this book. I’ve had this ARC for quite a while, thinking it would be like so many of the other non-fiction titles I’ve read about the early days of the Internet. Once I finally started the book, I was disappointed that I had waited so long. It kept me turning pages and I finished in only a day or two. What a fascinating story, not only about the emergence of the World Wide Web (which I personally remember) but about the personalities of the two main characters. They were very different but yet weirdly similar people, engaged in a furious and all-consuming battle. The book was well-written and researched and engaging.

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I loved this book. I'm not normally a non-fiction reader so that's saying something there. This book made you wonder how it would all ho down and you want to follow along on the journey. Not once did I want to Google to find out how it ended up as the book was so great.

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The Players Ball vividly recreates the Wild West years of the Internet with superb writing and vivid characters

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