If you already know Hap and Leonard, then this is Hap and Leonard, the early years. They're just as charming, but with a little less experience under their belts, so maybe not quite as streetwise. Well, Hap isn't. These two besties fight for peace, justice, and the American Way and manage to gain a few enemies, a few bruises, and a few boxes of Nilla wafers. This particular volume of short fiction includes recipes of the guys' favorite foods, written up for you by Kasey Lansdale. Even though she doesn't sing them it's still good. It's Collins and Pine, so it's always good.

There’s not much to say about a Lansdale book that hasn’t already been said. This is yet another stellar installment and is sure to make constant readers happy.

Full disclosure: I haven’t read all the books in the series, but through the sheer skill of storytelling I’ve always found In books by this author, I don’t feel like I missed out on anything.

Joe R Lansdale is an incredible talent. as ive said numerous times, he could write a phone book and id read it.
this collection is no different. these hap and leonard stories are awesome and could be used as an introduction into one of the best series available anywhere.

This collection of short stories is a welcome addition to the Hap and Leonard series. Focusing on their younger days we get to see how their enduring friendship has always been strong and has always led them into and out of life and trouble.

Whereever trouble is to be found in East Texas, Hap and Leonard are there, either running towards trouble or there right in the thick of things. Brothers from different mothers and quite fearless with a dose of reckless, the two of them ride together as if they are in the wild west. Sometimes the stories are about their adventures, but simply show the depth of their friendship and brotherhood.

I am always drawn into these stories because the storytelling is so rich and so very gripping. The poverty, racism, heat and hardship of East Texas come live, and in the midst of this is a solid friendship which survives each turbulent situation, dodgy jobs, dodgy relationships, adventures and life. I don't think I will ever be tired of reading about these two and this is another great volume.

I hope there will be many more stories to come.

Copy provided by Tachyon Publications via Netgalley in exchange for an unbiased review.

Hap and Leonard. Anyone familiar with Joe R Lansdale's best friend saga of two very different men will tell you this is going to be a great read. Set in a Texas where neither of them meets the usual description of a Texan, the stories are funny, smart and totally relatable. 5 shirt stories that fill in some of the "young" background for fans, these will keep you laughing and have you sharing the stories with your book buddies. An absolutely 5 star experience.

This is not your typical Hap and Leonard story. Instead Joe Landsdale takes the reader back to their early years and lets you peek in on certain events that helped shape their lives. There is encounters with injustice, a few instances of early do gooding, and just hanging out together. Most of the tales are not long, but to make up for the shortness of the tales, their are recipes to help you capture the flavor of the times.

OF MICE AND MINESTRONE: Hap and Leonard: The Early Years
Joe R. Lansdale
Tachyon Publications
ISBN-13: 978-1616963231
Trade Paperback
Thriller

I have been reading Joe R. Lansdale practically from the jump --- that being his debut novel ACT OF LOVE in 1991 --- and am still trying to catch up. Lansdale cuts a wide swath across and through multiple genres and media to the extent that one wonders if perhaps there is a building somewhere in east Texas where a multitude of unknown though extremely talented writers labor 24/7/365 to feed the collective maw of readers whom Landsdale has acquired over the course of four decades. Lansdale might be best known, at least in some circles as the creator of the iconic duo of Hap Collins and Leonard Pine. Lansdale has been sharpening and defining this pair of odd-couple friends over the course of several novels (some of which have been adapted for a television series) and short stories since 1990. The newly published OF MICE AND MINESTRONE: Hap and Leonard: The Early Years is a must-have (mostly) original short fiction collection of which partially pulls back the veil on their early encounters, a kind of “child is father to the man” retrospective which --- no surprise here --- contains some of Lansdale’s best writing to date

OF MICE AND MINESTRONE consists of five stories, of which only one --- “The Watering Shed” --- has previously seen the light of day. One might assume that Hap and Leonard’s past was informed exclusively by violent acts. As is demonstrated by two stories in OF MICE AND MINESTRONE, one might be wrong. “The Kitchen” concerns a family visit to Hap’s grandmother’s house. It is noteworthy that nothing noteworthy occurs. There are no knife fights, no voices raised in anger, no displays of fisticuffs. It’s a beautifully simple description of a visit among loved ones, told through the filter of Hap’s keen eye and memory. Fans of H & L will not want to skip it; they may want to save it for last, just to savor it. Similarly, there is nothing in particular in “The Sabine Was High” to make the heart race. It is a tale of Hap and Leonard as young men, meeting after a two-year absence of circumstance. They go fishing, not as a means of re-acquaintance since such is not needed, but because it is what they do. Revelations, in and between the lines, abound for the reader. It also contains one of Lansdale’s most interesting and most subtle endings.

That is not to say the OF MICE AND MINESTRONE is all quiet and full of platitudes. The previously mentioned story “The Watering Shed” is classic Lansdale by any name, and features a young(er) Leonard poking the tiger in a rural bucket of blood joint with a somewhat reluctant Hap backing his play. That things spin out of control can easily be predicted. The manner in which they do cannot. “Sparring Partner” finds Leonard drawing Hap into what is supposed to be an easy-money scheme which morphs into an unusual rescue mission of sorts, one in which Leonard’s talent and penchant for fisticuffs is put on full display at a relatively early age. A similar theme in a dissimilar setting is explored in the title story. A teenage Hap, ironically employed at the local police station, attempts to effectuate the rescue of an abused wife. The reader just knows that it will end badly. Lansdale’s magic is nonetheless on full display here, as the story spins and banks in unexpected directions with surprising results. It is a brain worm of a story, for sure.


I am not kidding when I tell people that I would happily read Lansdale’s grocery shopping list if given the opportunity. I sort of get that chance in OF MICE AND MINESTRONE. As a bit of lagniappe, the collection includes “Good Eats,” a section devoted to recipes (provided by Kasey Lansdale) for the mouth-watering vittles which Hap and Leonard fang down on with regularity in this collection and elsewhere when they are not otherwise compelled by circumstance to kick ass and take names.
It’s a great way to close a volume full of rough but sparkling dialog and memorable vignettes, which are exactly what brings Lansdale’s readers back, time after time. Recommended.

Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub
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I am fairly new to the world of Joe R. Lansdale only having previously read his novel The Bottoms. In saying that, Of Mice and Minestrone was obviously my first experience traveling down to East Texas along the muddy banks of the Sabine RIver and hanging out with Hap and Leonard, and boy have I been missing out.

This is a collection of six prequel short stories that give us glimpses into the youthful years of Hap and Leonard. Back when black and white boys weren’t supposed to be talking to each other, let alone be best friends. Back when a loud and proud gay black man was unheard of. Reading these stories felt like coming home. Like sitting on the back porch surrounded by loved ones, a glass of ice cold lemonade in hand, and listening to the chirp of crickets serenade the setting sun. This was down home comfort food for the mind. Joe R. Lansdale has a magical way with words that makes it feel like he is an old friend sitting across from you, and you are catching up on years long past.

Hap and Leonard are a dynamic duo, like Batman and Robin. Their whity back and forth banter is fantastic and brought a bit of levity to some of the more serious situations they find themselves in. They are more than just friends, they are brothers. They might not always see eye to eye but they have a deep respect for one another. These are two characters that I fell in love with over the course of these stories and am so glad that I have a whole series of adventures that I can tag along for.

From trying to be a knight in shining armor coming to save a damsel in distress, to a bar fight gone wrong, earning some extra cash in the boxing ring, to just sitting down fishing and relating horror stories from time spent in Vietnam and prison. These tales show the amount of care of depth that have been poured into these two, from showcasing their moments of triumph to hinting at their darker inner demons.

If I had to pick a favorite story from the collection I think I would have to choose Sparring Partner. Not only was it a fun and entertaining tale but it also had the perfect balance of youthful innocence mixed with the harsh realities life can throw at you, like an unseen sucker punch. Last but not least I wanted to speak on the final story Good Eats. This isn’t a traditional narrative but a collection of recipes for foods found throughout the rest of the book. These aren’t just straightforward recipes that you’d find in your average cookbook. They are told with a conversational flare that gives them character all their own.

Darkly humorous, violent, gritty, and at times poignant southern fried tales from the Jim Crow south that will leave your reading appetite hungry for more. I cannot recommend Of Mice and Minestrone highly enough and I will definitely be reading the rest of the Hap and Leonard novels.

This book is an outstanding example of why Joe Lansdale is one of my favorite authors. His writing is succinct, not overly flowery or excessive, and it draws in the reader almost immediately in every short story and book.

This one is no exception, and I loved all of the stories of early Hap and Leonard. My favorite by far, though, was the last one, "The Sabine was High". Nothing much happens, it's just a simple story that shows Hap and Leonard at their most basic: best friends hanging out and enjoying each other's company after prison (Hap) and Vietnam (Leonard).

This whole collection is excellent and I highly recommend it.

I was given a pre-release copy by the publisher in exchange for honest review.
This is a collection of short stories featuring Hap and Leonard. Some of the stories will make you laugh, while others are simply good stories. As an added bonus, Joe threw in a few recipes for us at the end. Is it worth the purchase price? I think so.

This collection compiles five short stories from the formative years of Joe R Lansdale’s unconventional scoundrels, right at the time when they’re forming the solid bond that stands them in good stead in later life. Like several other memorable pairings in crime fiction – Angel and Louis, Spenser and Hawk, Stoner and Stretch – Hap and Leonard superficially seem to have little in common; black, white, gay, straight; but together they make for an intimidating team.

Here they earn the spurs of adulthood at illicit fist-fights and in the hard-baked back alleys of East Texas. Their shared antipathy towards blank-faced discrimination might get Hap and Leonard into danger-laden scrapes but dextrous footwork, a bone-snapping jab and unshakeable loyalty are enough to extricate them from most predicaments… mostly intact. Most of the time.

Although I’m familiar with the characters, and have read a couple of the early full-length novels, I’m not an H&L devotee. A couple of the tales in this anthology didn’t mean much to me and I struggled to form a connection, but the others were solid romps of backwoods noir. I’m sure they’d have more significance to folk who’ve read the whole series.

This probably isn’t the best introduction to the characters, then. As a collection it’s somewhat unfocused and a tad self-indulgent. Lansdale’s regular readers may well love filling in the gaps in the characters’ back stories, but new readers would do better to start at the beginning of the series.

It’s also a relatively rapid read. I hate to measure literature by quantity rather than quality, and the writing is undeniably stylish, but the price of the paperback on initial publication is unusually high for such a slim volume.

7/10

Published by Tachyon Publications on May 28, 2020

The prolific and versatile Joe Lansdale has done us the favor of writing some new Hap and Leonard stories, most of which appear here for the first time. The volume is subtitled “Hap and Leonard: The Early Years.” While the duo appeared in a three-season television series that I haven’t seen, Lansdale explains in an introduction that the television series and the print stories depart a bit in how the two friends first met. The print version of that meeting is told in a story that appears in Blood and Lemonade.

The first story in this volume, “The Kitchen,” sets the scene by describing Hap’s enjoyment of the smells in his mother’s kitchen. The volume begins to show Lansdale’s grit and wit in the next story, the two-part “Of Mice and Minestrone.” As events progress, Hap explains why, as a teen, he wanted out of Marvel Creek, Texas. “You might call it a one-horse town, and if you did, that horse was crippled and blind in one eye and needed to be put down.” Hap had a summer job mopping floors and doing errands for the local police, putting him in a position to see an older guy named Dash who abused his wife Minnie. Hap does his best to help but Minnie pays a price when she stands up for herself. The story then turns into a murder investigation. Hap’s contribution consists of sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong. He learns a lesson about making assumptions — his own and the opposing “good old boy” assumptions made by Dash’s buddy on the police force. The story showcases Lansdale’s ability to write powerful scenes that linger in memory.

Leonard finally makes an appearance in “The Watering Shed,” a story about friendship and racism in a slowly desegregating South. As always, Lansdale recognizes the complexity of race as an issue. Some of the characters are racists, some aren’t, some are in between. By the end of the story, Hap learns something about the importance of standing up for what’s right. In the last story, “The Sabine Was High,” Hap and Leonard meet for the first time after Hap’s release from prison and Leonard’s return from Vietnam. Leonard is proud that he served and Hap is proud that he went to prison for refusing the draft. Their experiences have changed them, but their friendship has only strengthened. The story is a reminder of a time in history when Americans could disagree about politics and still go fishing together as friends.

In between “The Watering Shed” and “The Sabine Was High,” Leonard enlists Hap to work as a sparring partner in the aptly titled “Sparring Partner.” Hap and Leonard are both decent amateur boxers. The small-time promoter who hires them has a history of finding black boxers to match against white boxers. The promoter doesn’t really care if the boxers are good, a callous attitude that places his boxers at risk. The trainer knows better but wants to keep his job. The story culminates in Leonard switching places with an untalented boxer and going up against a slow but monstrous brute. This might be the best boxing story I’ve ever read, but apart from the fight itself, the story addresses collateral characters who confront moral dilemmas and, in a couple of cases, make a selfless choice. This is a heartwarming story and my favorite in the volume.

The collection ends with recipes for southern delicacies (chili and pies and the like) that appear in the stories. Not being much of a cook, I can’t comment on whether they are good, but they did make me hungry for pie.

RECOMMENDED

Hap and Leonard are probably my favorite literary characters of all time. I discovered them on a recommendation from a friend, starting with the first book "Savage Season" and I loved it so much that I read through the entire H&L catalog in a week. So when a new collection of Hap & Leonard stories comes along, it's always exciting for me because I always enjoy them. This one is no exception, especially since I hadn't read any of these stories before. And they were all fantastic! The recipes at the end are a fun addition, too. Highly recommended for fans of Hap and Leonard!

‘Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy, but from his misspent youth on, his best compatriot is Leonard Pine: black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard attend family gatherings, climb into the boxing ring, get in bar fights, and just go fishing—all while confronting racism, righting wrongs, and frequently eating delicious food.’

I have to be honest, I haven’t read a Hap and Leonard book until now, and I can’t think of a better place for a new reader to start their journey into this series than beginning with this collection, OF MICE AND MINESTRONE HAP AND LEONARD THE EARLY YEARS—Loved It!

The quips between the characters are at times laugh out loud hilarious, a couple of my personal favorites from ‘Sparring Partner’ are:

‘Shit, Hap. Hit that fucker any harder; they’d have to put a monkey and some Tang on board with him so he could circle the fucking moon.’

‘Bus yelled to the kid as he headed out of the barn. “You couldn’t be a boxer if they spread your ass with salad spoons and stuck Sugar Ray Robinson up there.”’

In the conclusion of this collection, Kasey Lansdale provides you with recipes from the various short stories in the book titled GOOD EATS: THE RECIPES OF HAP AND LEONARD KASEY LANSDALE, which begins with ‘HC’s Iced Tea’...

‘I decided it might be best to ease you in slow. Like training wheels on a bicycle, see if you can get yourself a batch of iced tea together without putting an eye out before we move on to something more lavish.’

But, my personal favorite, other than ‘Death by Chili’, is ‘Minnie’s Minestrone Soup’ —special ingredient optional, though I caution against it unless...Sorry, No Spoilers! ;)

There’s just something about books that center around life long friendships, the bonds that never break no matter how much time has past or distance between friends measured in miles alone, that brings a relatable warmth in my heart.

If you’re already a fan of Hap and Leonard or just beginning your journey as I am, I highly recommend delving into OF MICE AND MINESTRONE HAP AND LEONARD THE EARLY YEARS by Joe R. Lansdale.

Thank you, NetGalley and Tachyon Publications, for loaning me an eGalley of in exchange for an honest review.

Of Mice and Minestrone: Hap and Leonard, The Early Years is a collection of 5 short early Hap & Leonard stories (4 are previously unpublished) by Joe R. Lansdale. Due out 29th May 2020 from Tachyon, it's 240 pages and will be available in paperback and ebook formats.

Hap & Leonard are a force of nature. The stories are often violent and hysterically funny (often at the same time and with a suddenness which leaves the reader with whiplash). Lansdale is such a capable writer that I can simply go along for the ride knowing that he knows where we're going and I can just look around and enjoy the scenery. And what scenery it is. There's a real-ness and credibility to the settings and characters that *must* be from the writer's stored experiences. He's simply a virtuoso storyteller and I love his work.

These 5 stories are all worthy of the canon. High quality, spare, and fighting fit, they're of Hap alone and then later on teamed up with Leonard. The stories are introduced with an essay by fellow Texan Kathleen Kent and followed by some tie-in recipes (by Kasey Lansdale) taken from the narratives. Even the recipes are written with a wry humor. Recipe ingredients are listed bullet point with American standard measures (no metric). None are pictured, all seem as if they'd be delicious (with the possible exception of texas sweet tea, I think one needs to have been born and raised there for it to be drinkable - though in the recipe collaborator's defense, she does list sugar and lemon as optional).

Delightful collection of stories with interesting introduction and bonus collaborative recipes. 5 stars. For readers unfamiliar with Hap & Leonard, it might be advisable to read some of the earlier books.

Disclosure: I received an ARC at no cost from the author/publisher for review purposes.

It’s that time again: when I take a few minutes to stop trying to convince all of you to go and read whichever cool SF&F book is on my desk at the moment, and instead try and convince all of you to read the next Hap & Leonard book. Joe R. Lansdale has been writing these books for quite some time now - I think there’s now something in the area of twenty books, and three seasons of a TV show. The series, centred around the titular old-poor Texan Hap, and his “brother” Leonard, Vietnam veteran, black cowboy extraordinaire, and lover of vanilla cookies, has quite a pedigree. What it also has is a sense of adventure, an ability to show the reader a good time without compromising on the narrative values which it wants to put across, and some concisely but precisely crafted characters who you might not want to meet in a dark alley, but are startlingly human with it.

This collection of short stories, Of Mice and Minestrone, digs into the backstory of the dynamic duo. Leonard, fresh from the army, and Hap, fresh from prison as a conscientious objector, are trying to live their lives - peacefully, quietly, they’ll enjoy it. As usual, though, life has other plans.

One of the things that makes this collection work is the sense of place. The dark, star-filled humidity of east Texas is vividly present in the mind’s eye. Small towns where everyone knows each other, for good or ill, are as much characters as the people who live within them. Those people are wonderful, too - not in themselves, because some of them are properly terrible, but in their humanity. Quiet, backwoods mafia bagmen stand cheek-by-jowl with down on their luck boxers, sullen bartenders and abusive husbands whose every-day evil is grimly palpable. It’s not all bad news, of course. In bars at the back of beyond, or in the quietly domestic family scenes of cooking and connection, there is room to show off the best of humanity. The world is familiar, populated with real people, but has a strangeness to it, delving into a Texas that feels as far in mindset, in time, as it is in geography from now. This is a place showcasing the best and worst of humanity, and we’re embedded in it, appalled by the latter, luxuriating in the former.

Hap and Leonard are the stars, of course, and you can’t fault them for it. The chemistry between the two leads is intense enough to crackle in moments of stress, but comfortable enough that even in this early stage of their lives, they clearly know each other as well as best friends can. They’re just fun, are Hap and Leonard - starting bar fights, taking no crap from small town racists, sitting around having a big bowl of chili. They’re a comfort to all of us, a certainty in uncertain times, that good, or at least goo-ish, can triumph, and that one small corner of the world is the better off for having them in it. These are stories for people who’ve already absorbed the small-town charm of the series, already know that blend of comfortable friendship, refusal to back down to bullies, and the occasional kinetic arse-kicking. But you could dip in as a new reader too, and find them just as entertaining, these tales. Give them a whirl - they’ll make you smile, and take you to a different place, a different time, and show you some of what was terrible and beautiful about it.

(Also, there’s recipes for so much Texan home cooking on here, and it all, yes all, tastes delicious; a great resource on lockdown).

Overall, a fantastic collection, for old hands, and new readers of the series alike. Go out and give it a try, you won’t regret it.

Hap and Leonard are among my favorite fictional characters and I'm always excited to be reunited with them. Of Mice and Minestrone is fun and enlightening, especially if you're like me and wanted to know a bit more of Hap and Leonard's history.

The first few stories are from Hap's point of view and they added to my perspective of him. It seems that he was born with his sense of right and wrong. His parents are barely mentioned but they must have had a big impact on his life, because by his teen years he had a clear sense of what was justice and what wasn't. I enjoyed watching him put his beliefs into action, even when the end result wasn't what he expected.

The high points for me in this collection were two-fold-the first being THE SABINE WAS HIGH. We join with Hap as he picks up Leonard, fresh back from combat in Vietnam. I loved this story so much, because at its heart is a friendship between two people that shouldn't even be speaking to each other at that time in history, never mind being best friends. With Hap being a Vietnam War protester, and having gone to prison for his beliefs, everything we've ever been told about Texas, the South in general, about war protesters and war veterans, between straights and gays, all of it goes out the window. There is a true love there, transcending all the labels and ugly things, and that love is beautiful.

SPARRING PARTNER was the other standout tale for me. Both Hap and Leonard had experience boxing early on-just working out, and with Hap learning some martial arts moves. Here, though, the outside world learns a lot about the skills both of them possess. Filled with the humor and dialog that I have grown to love over the years, this story once again brought home Hap and Leonard's unique sense of justice.

There are 6 stories here, but the last one features Kasey Lansdale and some recipes for the foods eaten during the various tales, so it's not a narrative , exactly. But even the recipes are funny, "beat it like you're running from the police", (not an exact quote as I'm not allowed to quote directly from the book with an ARC), but you get the idea. It's not everyone that can make recipes funny.

I originally rated this 4 stars, but thinking about it overnight-I decided to change it to 5. I didn't think about the corona virus at all when reading this, and I read it over two days, but could easily have done it in one. I wanted to savor the experience. I think you should too! The only caveat to that would be that I recommend you reading the Hap and Leonard series in order. If you do, these tales will be that much more meaningful-providing insights into the lifelong friendship of Hap and Leonard.

My highest recommendation!

*Thank you to Tachyon Publications and NetGalley for providing an e-ARC in exchange for my honest feedback. This is it!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Fans of Hap and Leonard will be happy to see some of the duo from the early years in this collection. Mixing a young white boy and a young gay black boy in Texas during a not so great time in our country can lead to some very interesting adventures. Glad to say that Joe R. Lansdale worked that line well.

This is a smaller installment it seemed and consists of five stories as well as a exciting cookbook chapter in the end. The book moves very quickly and it kept my attention so I was able to move through it quickly. No need to read any previous books before this one as this jumps right in.

I enjoyed this book and am eager to see more early stories of Hap and Leonard.

I received this book from @netgalley and @tachyonpub #ofmiceandminestrone #netgalley

Hap and Leonard, my all-time favourite brothers from another mother, are back in this collection of short stories from our heroes' formative years.

The Kitchen is a low-key nostalgic affair, with Hap reminiscing about the family get-togethers of his childhood and the tastes and aromas from these simpler, happier times. Then things kick up a gear and we are launched into the title story, which sees Hap, displaying his trademark altruism already as a high school student, gets embroiled in a case of domestic abuse. The Watering Shed follows the tried-and-tested Hap and Leonard formula whereby the guys fight their way out of a difficult situation. Sparring Partner was, for me, the highlight of the volume; this entertaining tale describes how our boy Leonard ends up as a ringer in a boxing match to save a naïve kid from certain death. The Sabine was High winds down the pace again as Hap, newly released from prison, and Leonard, just returned from Vietnam, share their respective experiences as they chew the fat on a buddy fishing trip.

Lansdale is straight up the Michelangelo of dialogue. Nowhere is his skill more apparent than in the Hap and Leonard stories, and this collection is no exception. The language, steeped in the culture and attitudes of 1960s East Texas, fizzes with energy, humour and attitude, and is a pure joy to read.

The book fell a bit flat for me at the recipe section, Good Eats. I enjoy reading Hap and Leonard for 1) the banter 2) the gnarly fight sequences and 3) the mysteries/crimes that the boys get mixed up in (in that order), so this glimpse into Hap and Leonard's domestic life lacked the pace and the spark that I look for in Lansdale's work.

I wouldn't recommend Of Mice and Minestrone as the best place to start for readers new to the characters, but long-time fans will, I'm sure, appreciate this exploration of Hap's and Leonard's teenage years.

Many thanks to NetGalley and Tachyon Publications for sending me a free digital copy in exchange for my honest review.

I have always been a fan of Joe R. Lansdale and his Hap & Leonard stories and this is a great addition to the story about them. I must give thanks to Tachyon Publications and Baker & Taylor. For those that haven't tried any books in this series you better start right now and add this one to your tbr pile.