A delightfully weird and optimistic romp through surreal and a vividly drawn world, with a spectacular protagonist to boot.

'The Tide Will Erase All' by Justin Hellstrom is a futuristic fantasy where the earth is facing an apocalyptical situation, The Hand of God. As the planet slowly crumbles, an 11 year old girl lives through it and witnesses the utter destruction. The book is told from the point of view of that 11 year old, Avery, also known as Robot.

The writing style of the author is absolutely whimsy, beautiful at times and at times made little sense. The plot is action-packed with much happening in each chapter that it was really hard to keep up. As the story progressed, the absurdity of it all made the book more quirky and unsettling. In a few words it can be said that this book was astonishingly wild.

The storyline aside, the colorful illustrations in this book were beautiful and fit the style of this book perfectly.

The author can turn a phrase well (at least sometimes), but the constant one note surrealism + grotesque + cutesy is grating and there doesn’t seem to be much story to pin it on. It actually takes less talent than the author thinks. Even I can do it: “‘Rotting celestial whale meat ain’t my cup of turpentine!,’ shouted Fuzzybutt Sweetcheeks.” It’s like 200 pages of that. I’ll pass on the sequel.

It's surreal and horrific, and I appreciate the emphasis on found families.... but ultimately, this one dragged a bit too much for me.

If you begin The Tide Will Erase All with any expectations, all of those expectations will be shattered. A great read for lovers of Douglas Adams.

Told through the eyes of an 11 year old girl named Avery, nicknamed Robot, the world goes into an apocalypse when something coined The Mouth of God descends on the universe. This book takes place a year in while a band of random children and adults try to save the planet.

Unfortunately, any other information is hard to glean. Pages and pages of interesting but nonsensical sentences and descriptions make this book feel like it’s going nowhere. It was exhausting to read. Add to that the fact that our MC is 11 but weirdly wise and childish at the same time. All the kids and adults have the same voice and thought processes and no character feels unique. I think I would recommend this book to anyone who likes sci-fi!

Sadly, I DNFed this book at about 40%. I tried and I tried but I couldn't get invested. I'd like to say that the cover is absolutely stunning, and it was the main reason I decided to give the book a try. Sadly, I just couldn't connect with the little girl main character or the story world. Some might find this book whimsical or eccentric, but it was a pass for me.

The Tode Will Erase All

[Blurb goes here]

Man kind is on its way to oblivion, narrated by a kid, a kid that has a gifted vocabulary most adults now a days don't posses. Unfortunately for the reader, this does nothing to hide the fact that the story turns too convoluted at by the end you will wonder 'what have I just read?' You won't be alone when asking yourself this question, since the poetic ramblings of the small girl obscure the story to a point where the story stops making sense.

Thank you for the advanced copy!

DNFed at 60%

<blockquote><i>It was like the stars had always been guiding our fates, and with them gone all our souls were exposed.</i></blockquote>
I feel really bad about both the rating and the DNFing of this book but I just couldn't do it anymore. I quite enjoyed the writing style to be honest and the whimsical style of the beginning really made me think I was going to love this but, gun to my head, I could not tell you what the plot was after reading 60% of it.

The general story is an apocalyptic one told through the eyes of an imaginative 11 year old girl and chronicling what she gets up to with her band of misfits as they try to figure out what happened and how to survive. Who is in this band of misfits? Well, there's one character named Seven who's an astronomer and whole lot of other characters that are never introduced properly and so I don't even know if they're human or not. At one point, a death happens and I had no idea if the name belonged to a cat or a person; I was completely devoid of emotions and detached from all the events in the story. I was not distracted, it's just extremely difficult to piece together the jumble of sentences.

One other major flaw I felt the book had that made me unable to connect with it was the decision to narrate everything from the eyes of a child and then randomly pick and choose the childishness of the narrator's voice. The tone was so inconsistent that at some point, I was wondering whether this child was actually a robot masquerading as a kid or not. Your character can't be super wise and extremely naive about everything at the exact same time, it gives hints that lead the audience to think they're not as they say they are when in reality, it's just a wrong choice of narrator.

Overall, it's a shame, really, because I do feel like the concept is a good one and the writer definitely has a way with words, but this story is in desperate need of some editing (or, some hallucinogens to take you on the trip with the characters tbh). The book feels very much like what the cover looks like, super colorful and pretty and eye-catching but lacking any cohesive substance. I wouldn't say it's a bad book though, I'm intrigued in reading future works by the writer and I'd even recommend this if you really really like science fiction books and want to literally feel like you're being sucked into a vortex because hey, at least the vortex is filled with nice writing and interesting quotes.

<i>Thank you to NetGalley for providing me with an e-ARC of this book</i>

Have you read absurdist existential novels? This is the closest I've ever come to the French 1967 classic Boris Vian's Froth on the Daydream. There is sense, there is philosophical questions, there is a plot, there is a whole bunch of strong emotions, but all of it is wrapped up in a strange distorted world where no rational rules apply. The rules are different and make the world bloom into strange colours and shapes. All of it is accentuated by the sci-fi element of course. You have to take it nice and slow, peel back the layers, appreciate the wry humour of a broken child genius in a drastic apocalyptic world. There is a little of Kurt Vonnegut, a little of Interstellar, pretty image-loaded language, strange hallucinogenic creations. magical realism, imagination, nonsense. Do not pick up this book if you have little brain space, this is one for a trip and decoding and imagining. It will certainly not fit everyone, but those it speaks to will cherish this odd creation.