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The Decadents

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This was every bit as funny as the premise promised. Oh my gosh, this was such a delight.
“The Decadents” is the story of a family who are the very definition of nonstandard. They are absurdly “unusual” people and never anything close to normal. They walk the razor edge between insanity and absurdity, the edge between ludicrously and inappropriateness, and yet they are absurdly funny. They are the “regular’ people one would expect to see on one of “those” TV talk shows. They live in some black and white bazaar sitcom world set in an alternate universe; a mash up of “Wanda Vision,” “Happy Days,” and “Breaking Bad” with a rabbit and a notebook.

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This was every bit as funny as the premise promised. Oh my gosh, this was such a delight. Phil Ochs is my spirit animal from today on. His political ambitions, their odd ball son and Lillians phone chats with reps just had me howling.
My favorite part is that its dark funny, my favorite type of humor. I laughed so hard at so many times in the book liquids were confiscated from me.
This was such a nice distraction, and really makes you forget about reality as you journey with Phil to finally get the the respect he deserves without being associated with a radical, liberal tree hugging folksinger.

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The very definition of a non standard family

“The Decadents” is the story of a family who are the very definition of nonstandard. They are absurdly “unusual” people and never anything close to normal. They walk the razor edge between insanity and absurdity, the edge between ludicrously and inappropriateness, and yet they are absurdly funny. They are the “regular’ people one would expect to see on one of “those” TV talk shows. They live in some black and white bazaar sitcom world set in an alternate universe; a mash up of “Wanda Vision,” “Happy Days,” and “Breaking Bad” with a rabbit and a notebook.

Phil Ochs is a successful fast food restaurant regional franchisee. He wants to be the Chamber of Commerce Outstanding Entrepreneur, but he is distracted by thoughts of vague calamities befalling his professional rivals. Son, David Samuel, is twenty-three. (He is always referred to by two names as if there might be a solitary Samuel or David hanging around writing poems and filling a sketch book to confuse people.) He says he is jumping off the roof because he needs to go to a good school. Lillian Ochs attends the women’s club meetings and eats room temperature pasta in white gloves and a pioneer skirt. She uses a “Miracle dusting mitt” on their dead (and stuffed) pet rabbit, Bernie. She is unhappy with the mitt’s performance so she calls customer service to complain. Of course, there is always a way to restore Bernie with the correct “Miracle” product.

The characters are like encountering a car wreck on the freeway, you just cannot look away. They do not pretend to be normal; they are their own normal. They are sustained by the belief that each one has outwitted the others through his or her subtle deployment and cunning. In the end, they may be saved by a breaded fish sandwich, corn on the cob, and a personalized parking space.

I received a review copy of “The Decadents” from M.C. Schmidt and Library Tales Publishing.
The book is quick to read if you do not count the time laughing and shaking your head in astonishment.

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How to start? The Decadents is a bizarrely engaging book about ambition, what success looks like when you're the owner of seventeen "Fry Boy" franchises -- which is a lot in the mind of Phil Ochs, but not so much in the eyes of the local Chamber of Commerce that gives a prize he dearly covets to the entrepreneurs who created fake dog testicles for neutered dogs. Here in 2022, I consider it a deep inside joke that many will not fully comprehend that the character in The Decadents Phil Ochs, a dyed in the wool Republican, hates his name. This is because a very famous protest singer songwriter of the sixties and seventies made that name famous. I lustily sang some of his songs and bought the whole collection sometime shortly after the other Phil Ochs died, a suicide, at thirty-five. That Phil Ochs was authentic, issue driven, and a hell of a writer.

Our Phil Ochs in The Decadents is something of a blowhard with no particular moral compass.. His twenty-three year old son, David Samuel, doesn't appreciate the opportunities he's had because of his father's fast food success. He wants to be a taxidermist. He is already a somewhat creepy-crawly poet who illustrates poems about hating his father and leaves them about for him to find. Phil wants David Samuel to do something more conventional with an eye to financial success, finally settling on his becoming a Fry Buddy Store manager. But first, he has to break David Samuel, because this defiant young man persists in his artistic dreams, demanding to be sent to taxidermy school. So Phil pays a star athlete at the high school to beat up his son and then speeds up his progress toward manager in the business. There's some "make a man out of him" rationale going on there. Soon, Phil's need for attention/success turns to running in a special election for the state Senate, acquiring an campaign managers that's actually experienced, but down on his luck, runs a campaign having nothing to do with issues or politics, and from time to time connecting with his wife Lillian, who has always been there for him.

Meanwhile, the campaign manager Eddie Ellis, adds a side story to the questions about success, having long been out the the campaign business and consigned to the freight brokerage business, something of a failure whose wife left him for a female lawyer, taking their daughter along. So they all end up interconnecting, into one heck of an amusing political race, complete with ads by the opponent about all of Phil's former managers who jumped ship with lots of stories to tell of his abuse. There's a contest to give Phil a middle name, to rid him of the hated Phil Ochs moniker, interspersed with days spent at Fry Buddy where the Goth-like, odd, David Samuel is suddenly good at what he's doing. And of course we know something David Samual doesn't: That he got beaten up by kids hired by his father, something hanging over the campaign. I laughed out loud enough to count this a funny book along with a number of broad smiles and sly smirks. Very satisfying satire.

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1.5 stars. I try not 2 DNF a book, regardless if it's an ARC or if purchased. I tried, REALLY tried to like this book. The situations and the behavior of the characters were a no go for me. I'm hoping that their next book will be better.

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i am a person that mainly reads book that have romance at least as a subplot so this was different for me

i picked this book up because the summary/blurb made me laugh so hard. this book doesn’t disappoint. i haven’t been able to fully finish this book but so far the vibe is dry in your face humor.

the narrator is like….picture archie bunker or any working class disgruntled dad figure from a sitcom

i haven’t finished this book but i could see those that read humor loving this

3/5 stars

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I enjoyed this. Zingy, sharp satire. It reminds me of A Confederacy of Dunces.

I could see this being made into an idependent film, that eventually gains cult status. Not to take away from the book, I am definitely going to seek out other work from this author now, and hope that he writes more novels.

Thank you to NetGalley, who gave me an ARC in exchange for an honest review.

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This story felt a little bit like an extended episode of Seinfeld. The main difference being Jerry and Newman are father and son. It was an enjoyable read even though the characters themselves are not the most likable. It reads quickly and has some very funny moments. They story comes full circle and wraps up all loose ends.

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The synopsis had me eager to read this book; unfortunately the book itself did not live up to it. Hard pass.

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I found the humour contained within this book to be quite a delight. It was easy to read and too enjoy. The story was interesting enough to keep me reading. It was good enough to finish and I have already recommended it to a couple of friends, but I couldn’t go above three stars with my rating.

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I tried to love this book, I really did. So many quirky, interesting characters that had many parallels to flawed Tom Perrotta characters...I love the cover and the description... but I could not follow through. It's a fun, light read, if you take the political context out of it completely, you may open your readership to many others.

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This book was a darkly funny political satire and I really enjoyed it. It took me a little while to get into the story but the author is very clever and I really appreciated the humor. David Samuel, Lillian, and Eddie stole the show and ended up being the kind of quirky characters that you love without really understand why.

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Phil Ochs is the founder and owner of Fry Buddies, a fast food franchise, and he has high aspirations - which are clearly not going to be met, that much is pretty clear to the reader right off the batch.

Besides trouble on the business front, he also has a son he thinks of as wimpy and a problem. And maybe their relationship isn't the easiest. But you know what?

"He's a pancake."
-- Phil about his son

David Samuel is the far more likeable character. He might be a troubled young man, but he has a sharp wit and keen sense of intellect. He's also part of the most hilarious dialogues of this novel, some kind of satirical sharp shooter.

The dialogues - this is where The Decadents stands out. Quick witted, really funny dialogues and a whole bunch of side characters that are reminiscent of the best of Philip K. Dick's characters. At those times, Schmidt's narrative shines like a bright new LED bulb in a dark and damp basement.

Sadly, the best dialogues are in the presence of David Samuel, and he's only around for the first third of the book. Well, no, he's also there for the rest of the book, we just don't see much of him anymore. And that's a pity.

Reading this book is like reading two books, really. A small one - the first third - that is kind of light-hearted, goofy, sarcastic and full of snark. It's a great story.

The second book - the last two thirds - is a bleak tale of political grandeur and the downfall of a man. It's not what the first third promises, although it could have been, if those parts of the cast that were likeable had played a greater part. See the fall of Philip Ochs through the eyes of his son, complemented with sassy remarks - there is a whole world of entertainment lost right there.

In the end, this is a very mixed bag. 2 stars for the last two thirds, 5 for the first third, let's call it a 3. The middle ranking, and we all know - in the middle of the road, there's just a white line and a dead skunk.

And the carcass of a story that could have been so much more.


Disclaimer: I've received a free Advanced Reader's Copy and am leaving this review voluntarily.

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I really enjoyed this book and found it to be really amusing, I liked that the characters were so quirky and just odd in the best possible way. The main character Phil is going through a mid-life crisis of sorts and is trying to find a way to make his legacy and to find a way to improve his relationship with his son and to give him a path moving forward. At the same time, the people that surround him are trying to either support, or mess with him. "Creeping Jesus" this was the perfect blend of dark comedy and satire that I just did not know I needed to read. I want to read more from this author in the future. Thanks for the ARC, NetGalley.

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The Decadents by MC Schmidt, is a darkly humorous, satirical, oddball tale focused around a deplorable person named Phil Ochs. Phil is a conservative fast food franchise magnate from South Carolina. And he has problems! One of them hooks you right into the story, as his son David Samuel calls him at work to inform his father that he's on the roof of the family home, and is going to jump. Phil's response, after his trademark "Creeping Jesus!", is to utter a few lines that set the tone for the character and are guaranteed to make you laugh.
As deplorable as Phil himself is and even with the horrible stuff he does, you can see someone you know within him. It's the same with all the characters -- they're recognizable.. Schmidt has done a fine job with writing people whom you can care about even as you laugh at their foibles and shake your head over the zany and ridiculous things they get up to in the story. They all have traits that we can see every day in others around us. Maybe even in ourselves. All of them seem to be searching for some sort of validation too, where ever they may find it. Like Phil's wife Lillian with her room full of "As See On T.V.!" kitchen gadgets (even a corn dog fryer)., and her almost counseling session-like phone calls to Raj at the sales center for her gadgets. Having worked a phone center at one point, I laughed until I almost cried at Raj's response to Lillian's calls.. The author nails some of the confessional types of interactions phone agents get stuck dealing with, with deadly accuracy.
I was a little thrown by the addition of Phil's political consultant, who's story line seemed not humorous, but he still fit in overall with the general story. And he fit with the theme I saw of people looking for someone to say "You're appreciated!" He served a purpose, definitely. But he did slow the story down quite a bit at some points.
Overall, I found myself happy with the book. It did make me laugh. I did wind up interrupting my husband's reading several times so I could read bits aloud to him. The only thing I did not enjoy was the character of Phil's friend with the speech impediment. I know Phil would call me a Snowflake but I don't find punching down funny. Fortunately it was a couple of brief appearances. And Phil himself does admire the man for his refusal to stay away from the tough words (as Phil says).
I'd definitely recommend The Decadents to anyone looking for a laugh, who enjoys satirical and/or dark humor. It's a fast, funny read with a side order of ridiculousness. Imagine Fawlty Towers in the small towns of South Carolina with a strongly Conservative bent. And it was fun to read about where I live too. It definitely hit close to home in many ways. Thank you to NetGalley and Library Tales Publishing for the DRM copy of The Decadents in exchange for my honest review.

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It was a good attempt at satire and humor but somehow it didn’t work for me as much as I would have wanted. I’m incredibly grateful for being able to read it and wish the author all the very best.

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Thank you to the publisher and NetGalley for an advance copy of this book in return for an honest review.

The book started off well, using satire as a means of humorously exposing today’s societal ills. I seriously had no idea there were actually neuticles, silicone implants for dogs after they have been neutered. But it’s true. However, the story quickly became a dark tale, grim and not very amusing, while the characters devolved from quirky to pathetic.

The main character is Phil Ochs, franchisee of 17 Fry Buddy restaurants, who is upset the neuticles manufacturer is edging him out for man of the year award given by the local chamber of commerce. After all, he is a jobs creator. Phil’s wife, Lillian, has a pantry full of As Seen On TV gadgets and can’t wait to break-out the corn dog fryer for company. Their son, David Samuel, is a young adult in conflict with his father. David Samuel is witty and smart, but is immature to say the least and lacks rudimentary social skills.

Phil makes some bad choices which profoundly affects his entire family, as well as a host of characters that will be introduced. It’s at this point that the story turns grim, and is much too sad to be funny. There are some satirically funny moments, but the storyline is just dismal.

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Maybe I don't have the right sense of humor but I could not get into this book and didn't read much of it. The craziness seemed over the top and everything seemed so cliched that I didn't find myself chuckling at all and gave up.

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Thank you to NetGalley and Library Tales Publishing for this Advanced Reader Copy, in exchange for my honest review.
I was not sure what to expect from this book. The book started off as a quirky story about a family. The story of Phil, a fast-food franchisee, and his complicated relationship with his son David Samuel. I enjoyed the dark, sarcastic story and it gave a bit of a Wes Anderson film vibe. The book seems to take a turn in the later 2/3 of the book when Phil decides to run for state senate and enter Eddie, a wannabe campaign manager. I found the political aspirations to take away from the dysfunctional family story.

None of the characters are particularly likeable, which makes the story kind of interesting. The dark humor or satire is not for everyone. I actually liked the weird relationship between Phil's wife, Lillian, and her customer service rep, Raj.

If you like quirky, this is the book for you.

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Overall, a decent satire and much-needed tonic for these ‘dark’ times. It’s a comedy of errors: the characters are totally helpless, the humour is (mostly) on point, and the invective is often too realistic. It’s a book of two halves, the former outshining the latter.
My thanks to NetGalley and Library Tales Publishing for granting this e-ARC in exchange for an honest review.

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