Harry Bodie's life isn't going that well. His acting career is mediocre at best. An appearance on a tv show unearths his great grandmothers stay in a mental asylum, rather than the royal ancestry he'd hoped for and the world is shutting down because of a new virus running rampant.
And then he's kidnapped by a group of devotees of his grandmother's books. They believe so fiercely in these children's books that they want him to lead them back to Underhill, as he is the heir to the throne there. Or barring that, they will sacrifice him for their own entry.
With the aid of PI/folklorist, a faun and a spider Harry makes his way to Underhill and what he finds.. is not what he expected. A land far removed from the stories, decaying and in need of help.
Tchaikovsky's imagination and humor throughout this story are a delight. The writing is detailed and engaging, and the characters, especially those from Underhill, interesting.
Wonderful read!

Thank you to NetGalley for an eARC in exchange for an honest review.

I didn't really have any expectations going into this book, which was probably for the best. I've heard nothing but amazing things about Tchaikovsky's books and I feel a little like this may have fallen a bit short. There was nothing wrong with it per say, it just didn't grab me the way I'd hoped. I do plan to check out his SciFi work, as that seems to be where he really shines.

Overall, an interesting concept, but I feel like it paralleled existing classic children's fantasy a bit much for me. This felt like Chronicles Of Narnia, Alice in Wonderland, and a little bit of Peter Pan all rolled in to one without enough of an original twist to me. I also feel like a darker ending may have been better instead of having everything wrap up in a nice tidy bow.

This is a novella about an exceedingly mediocre man who gets sucked into the machinations of Underhill--the fanciful, aged world spoken about in his late grandmother's semi-famous, somewhat-saccharine beloved children's fairytale books.

I did not anticipate it cracking my heart open like a freaking nutshell, but here we are. Crying after I explain this thing from cover to cover to my much confused husband, who presumably sat still for twenty minutes because he loves me or something.

I don't think I'm the only person who got drawn back to a favorite children's story during pandemic. And I don't think I'm the only one who felt a strange sort of shift from my experiences there as a child. Because I was different, now. I was older. I carried more things, like trauma, and crippling doubt, and all of that fun stuff with comes with owning a beating heart.

And then here was Harry--who is perhaps tolerant at best of his grandmother's legacy and work, who doesn't care for his job on children's television because he wants to do serious acting, who is moderately selfish and out to look after himself above most others, mostly. He's not the worst person alive, but he's certainly not a shining pinnacle of morality. He's just...run down. And tired. And you get the sense that he's spinning his wheels, not really sure how to turn things around, exactly.

And, contrary to what I expected, when figures from those fabled stories rise to the foreground, we find them in a similar state. Like the decay of the protagonist is mirrored there, with them. Like, they've been through it, too, in their own way. At first, they are eerie, threatening, uncanny in a way that had me echoing Harry's horror at the possibility of their reality.

And then they are just...sad.

Seeing Harry process this, wrestle with it and some unforeseen complications, and eventually take a course of action was extremely satisfying. <spoiler>[ Bit by bit, he comes to try to take care of the characters from his childhood, and in doing so, he grows into himself a bit more and finds some ways to take care of his own lifeworld as well.]</spoiler>

This thing is well-paced, has a funny, vibrant voice, and engaging characters. It's a good read. I didn't realize it was about pandemic when I picked it up, but honestly, it feels like this novel is for the "post"-pandemic readers in the way Narnia and all the rest were for the post-WWII readers. Like it recognizes a need we've all got right now to wake up and gently care for others.

[Thank you to Netgalley and Rebellion Publishing for a free copy in exchange for my honest feedback.]

It’s always interesting to see takes on the idea that fantasy worlds were real, particularly in the case of places like Narnia, where the world was similar to ours, but only similar, fantastical creatures abound and the world is not really in any way like the one that we inhabit.

Harry is the sole remaining descendant of Mary Bodie, who wrote the famous Underhill series of books a long time ago. An unpleasant man looking to turn the world to his advantage, Harry isn’t someone to like, he’s only in it for what he can get for himself and he’s willing to exploit anything to make that happen.

But then things start to change, both for him and for life, as this book is set against the backdrop of the beginning Covid crisis, when things started to get strange, and then they got weird, and then it went bad in all sorts of ways. Not that this concerns Harry, still looking out for himself and no one else, until one day, something visits him.

Something from the Underhill books.

Naturally this doesn’t go down well with Harry, who up until that point had been already feeling sorry for himself without much reason to do so, and now finds that not only were the Underhill books based on reality, but there was a part within this for him to play, a part that makes him every bit as important as he felt he always should be.

It’s not hard to see where the book is going, but there are clever twists and subversions of the classic tropes, and what Harry thought he was getting into turns out not to be anything of the sort. This is where Tchaikovsky has always excelled, taking the things that you expect and deftly turning them to something else entirely. The concepts of those from this world going to another world and there becoming saviours is long known, but what is done here (no spoilers) is a superb change from the normal.

Harry, the main character, isn’t a likable character, and that makes it all the more difficult to root for him at any point, and the moment where he could have become more of a traditional hero is twisted, giving the understanding that not all of us have the capacity to become what history wanted us to be. This is storytelling at its finest, where the expectation of a second ago becomes the frustration of a second later, and all the way to the end, we’re kept in suspense as to what will be the true ending of this.

Well recommended, and it’ll make you ask more questions about all the classic tales that many children have read over the years.

Thanks again to Netgalley and Solaris for providing a free ARC of the book in return for an honest review.

And Put Away Childish Things is an interesting take on portal fantasy mostly in that its not designed for children.
I did really enjoy this book, it was a fun fantasy story that was not too serious but it also had an interesting plot. I thought the world building for Underhill was really good and it was easy to imagine that we were there with the characters. The characters themselves could have been better but I feel because its so short a story it would have been hard to flesh this out on top of everything else. Harry is the only one that we really get to know and connect with, he is pretty realistic and and the way he acts seems like how anyone would in his situation.. There was a few nods to Narnia which were pretty funny, it is very much like this in a lot of ways but its also very different. I did enjoy how this story incorporated a book world with something thats the same but also very different. Underhill ends up being a pretty dark and messed up place but this made it so much more interesting!

This is also a book that mentions the Covid pandemic and makes it pretty advantageous to the character, I'm not sure how I feel about this but its interesting to see more books starting to mention this in them. If this wasn't a real thing that happened it would feel like a very odd to include to the reader so maybe won't hold up in the future.

I’ll read pretty much anything by Tchaikovsky, and this one didn’t disappoint. Portal fiction is one of my favorite subgenres, and this was a new spin on it. It had some of the darkness of <I>Wayward Children</i> but is not YA, and it contained more melancholic themes geared toward adults.

One of my only nitpicks with Tchaikovsky is that he doesn’t always have great character development—his character-driven stories seem less successful than his others—so this one was a nice surprise. Harry is sympathetic in that kind of lost-and-kind-of-angry-middle-aged-man kind of way, and I cared what happened to him and the other characters.

Thank you to NetGalley and Rebellion & Solaris!

3 out of 5

Although actor Harry Bodie was currently employed, it was only as a presenter on a popular children's television series. Despite twenty=five years working in the entertainment business, his career was still not as secure as he had hoped to be by 40. Frustrated and desperate, Bodie is convinced by his agent to appear on a genealogy show. He assumed the primary focus would be on his grandmother Mary Bodie, author of the Underhill book series. Then he discovers a dark hidden secret about his great-grandmother, sending him into an alcoholic down=spiral.

One drunken night Harry sees a faun straight out of the books. He's no longer a child wishing for impossible things, but perhaps he can find his way back to that innocent time. as it appears the Land of Underhill really exists. Unfortunately it isn't as it once appeared. Can Harry save Underhill and its remaining residents or is it past time for a childhood fantasy to fade away?

The premise is definitely interesting. I found the choice of an adult male protagonist to be different. Sadly I found Harry unlikeable in the extreme almost throughout the book. It wasn't until things were at their worst that he showed some redeeming features. Character and execution are the weakest parts of the book, although i can recognize the talents of the author. This is the first Adrian Tchaikovsky story that I've ever read, so I had nothing to base my responses to in comparison to his other works.

The Narnia books are such a heavy influence to the point of being blatantly mentioned throughout. Sadly, despite my love of that series, I alternated here between boredom and annoyance. However there were flashes of brilliance, particularly as the end approached. I found the ending, in my opinion, to be how fictional worlds read and loved by children can come alive, but once no one reads them any longer, the lands begin to disappear, no matter how much the inhabitants try to stop that disintegration..

Pet peeve? The use of COVID. It wasn't necessary as far as I could see. Although I suppose it was a great explanation as to how Harry wasn't kicked out of his apartment for non-payment of rent.

There is without a doubt an audience for this standalone fantasy. Perhaps I've become too jaded and old to appreciate this unique view of hidden lands and overage Chosen Ones. If the premise intrigues you, I encourage you to read it.

(Review cross-posted on Goodreads, StoryGraph, and Tumblr, with a link on Twitter.)

Thank you to Netgalley for providing me with an ARC in exchange for an honest review! I think this book had some real promise, and it's definitely an interesting concept. However, I couldn't really connect to the characters or the story. I wish I could give something more concrete, but I just found myself wanting to feel a little bit more while I was reading. I think, maybe, had the constant comparisons to Narnia have been toned down I might have enjoyed it a bit more? It's okay to have a similar plot and mention it, but I felt like it was a bit overdone at some points.

This is a somewhat whimsical short book about a hellish Narnia clone, and the one person who could save it. Like everything I've ever read by Adrian Tchaikovsky, it's brilliantly written and interesting. Harry is not an altogether likeable protagonist, starting off as an entitled whiner, but growing on you as he sorts through discovering the Underhill is real and befriending it's citizens. He obtains some assistance from a likable folklorist posing as private detective. The deterioration of Underhill is grim, but there's hope for a good outcome by the end, which comes quickly and satisfyingly.

A creative, well-written spin on a familiar fantasy premise. I also really appreciate the compact length; no fat on this at all.

I wanted to like Adrian Tchaikovsky's AND PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS--in theory, the premise of a portal fantasy, a magical bloodline, and a quasi-Narnia should have hit my sweet spot. Instead, I found the story dragged, with too much narration and summary, and I disliked the main character. THE MAGICIANS (which has a similar premise) was disappointing in some of the same ways, but the strong writing of that book pulled me through. This was my first Tchaikovsky book, and I'm not sure I'll try another anytime soon.

The book is a good exploration of an adult previously surrounded by characters taken from a host of fantasy worlds who has become as jaded and worn out as our main character.
Unfortunately, I found midway through the book I did not connect with any of the main characters and found myself caring less about how this was going to turn out. There was nothing wrong with the writing or the concepts and ideas but this one just didn't work for me.

There were so many elements of this that I loved, but they never quite came together. Humour, excellent. Characters, bad. Concept, amazing. Execution, less amazing. This book also had an inclusion of covid that could have been interesting, but wasn't.
There were also constant references to Narnia that just reminded you how good Narnia is and how bad this world is by comparison.
With a couple of tweaks this could be really good, but the story ended up being so boring! And every time I thought we were taking a turn for the better (the introduction of the Underlings had be so excited) that potential would be squashed within the chapter.

I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

Really interesting and compact Tchaikovsky novella that mixes portal fantasy fairytale with horror and a bit of sci-fi thrown in for spice. I did enjoy the beginning and middle of this quite a bit more than the ending and think it could have been fleshed out a bit more but overall this was really entertaining and quite funny. Definitely a lighthearted read when characters aren't getting brutally impaled.

Tchaikovsky is one of my favorite authors and this really showcases his range, I've read 4 books of his in the past six months and they've all been very different and tackle varying genres and ideas. Highly recommend this one for a fun quick read that subverts existing tropes in entertaining ways.

Thank you to Rebellion Publishing and Netgalley for providing me with this book in exchange for my honest opinion. And Put Away Childish Things will be available on March 28th, 2023.

Have you ever had a dream that slowly shifted into a nightmare? You wake up, heart pounding, sweat on your brow but you can’t remember the exact moment when your dream became something dark and sinister. That’s And Put Away Childish Things: a dream that becomes a nightmare, one that leaves you unsettled yet engrossed.

As is always the case with Adrian Tchaikovsky, the writing is astounding. He creates, not just a world, but a feeling. Harry Brodie’s discontent with his life becomes the reader’s discontent, his feeling of being trapped, the reader’s. The book begins with a very unhappy Harry working on a kid’s TV show (I immediately pictured Death to Smoochy). He decides to go on one of those interview shows to hopefully remind people he exists and get better acting gigs. Unfortunately for him, the host did her homework and came up with some new information about Harry’s grandmother: the author of the children’s Underhill book series. That information (left unsaid here to avoid spoilers) sends Harry into a tailspin, which gets a whole lot worse when he starts seeing his grandmother’s fantasy creatures hanging out on his doorstep.

This might be where the shift starts. See, these aren’t your usual children’s book creatures. They aren’t even the villains from those worlds. These are horribly, horribly wrong. The author describes them in great detail, bringing life to dilapidated, decaying creatures. My gut reaction was one of horror (and yes, pity) which, of course, seems to be what he was going for. The reader gets taken on a trip both physically and emotionally as Harry (and some companions) enter a world he never believed in, but has always believed in him. And it’s been waiting.

The writing is fantastic, not overly flowery but detailed enough to paint vivid pictures. Interestingly, Harry’s personality is defined just enough to show a desire to feel important, but not much else is explained. This would normally irritate me (I like extremely nuanced characters) but he is more of a thought experiment, a “what if?” than your average character. What if you missed your chance at magic as a child? What if disillusionment and broken expectations with adulthood transfer over to a world where the magic has also broken down and become something less than expected? What if knowledge makes a simple thing simultaneously uglier yet more important?

The ending felt tentative and uncertain, which I thought was perfect for this book. I do wish that it had been a little longer because certain parts felt a little rushed. That being said, And Put Away Childish Things is fascinating, a book that begs to be discussed, reread, and savored.

Thank you Netgalley for the arc, it was very much appreciated as I love Mr Tchaikovsky 's sci-fi books.
This mean little piece first sounds like a Narnia story, but once you get started it's clear that it is anything but, other than the presence of a wardrobe.
This is Narnia's darker, more twisted, and more grown up distant cousin.
I really enjoyed the book though it took a bit of time to really get into it. The author's writing style does that at times.
I would certainly recommend it to all fans and future-fans alike.

Here I was thinking this was going to be a nice short little hit piece dirtying up Narnia, but nooooo, Adrian has to go and turn it into a strangely affecting meditation on how our childhood dreams are all rotting, worn-down papier mache deceptions in service of the unspeakable but maybe they're still the only things that really matter and there's something in my eye I have to go now. Lovely, nasty little novella, Piranesi on an (even stranger, worse) acid trip.

I didn’t get into Adrian Tchaikovsky’s writing immediately. It was nothing like love at first read. It took several false starts. But then it got rolling, and now I absolutely adore it.
This book is just the latest shiny example of the whimsical charm, originality and sheer fun that the author is skilled at producing all in a very neat, very readable 200 or so page package.
While he usually veers on the science fiction side of things, this is more of a…fairy tale for adults. Still firmly a work of speculative fiction but a different one. This time, it’s a book about books. Or more like the book about the power of books, cleverly blurring the lines between fiction and reality.
And so, when a D list actor and children show presenter goes on one of those genealogy TV shows to boost his popularity, he gets a wildly unexpected reaction to his reveal of being a scion and inheritor of a beloved kids’ books series estate. The books are a typical post-war Narnia-style fare, but the inspiration behind them is anything but.
Soon, there’s all sorts of shenanigans and intrigue. The stories may have been fictionalized but the dangers are very real. And thus, you, the readers, get to have a fun and exciting adventure, through the wardrobe and back.
Okay, to be fair, the wardrobe (and Narnia business in general) is a heavy borrow, and, frankly, too dominant here, including the cover, which might have been more attractive. I mean, the wardrobe in the book is way more attractive than the black slab gracing the cover and chapter separations. But other than that, this was a great, greatly entertaining read. Recommended. Thanks Netgalley.

And Put Away Childish Things by Adrian Tchaikovsky

28th March 2023
Thank you to Rebellion Publication for the arc.
I am already loving the writing style in this book.
Harry Bodie has been pulled into a fantasy world one which he thought his grandmother had made up. As she's write the famous underhill stories for childrenHarry Bodie is a struggling actor, a man whose life is unravelling around him, and the grandson of the legendary author of the Underhill series of children's fantasy books. After he believes he has hallucinated seeing a faun, he is kidnapped by Underhill thugs who believe he can lead them into the mythical world. Or is it true? Harry is persuaded to enter Underhill through a wardrobe, where he discovers a severely damaged world far from the one described in his grandmother's books.

While this may sound like a rip-off of Narnian, And Put Away Childish Things is far from that. It's a refreshing take on the portal theme.

An amazing quick read took me about an hour.

Sometimes books are just books. That’s why we call it ‘fiction.’ But sometimes are NOT!

This book reminds me of two things:

First, my grandmother's bedtime stories! My two cousins and I used to listen to her with eyes wide open in the middle of the night and I assure you that wasn't exactly a story to help you sleep, more like ok, what happened next and ... nothing, my grandmother fell asleep as we three jumped around, couldn't wait for next night. :)

Second, my passion for fantasy worlds! There was always for me another life, even before the time I waited for an owl with a letter, then waiting for Gandalf and her little companions at my door, and believing that still isn't late!

I had a very unexpected feeling while reading this book, did you ever experience it?! have a feeling, a thought, or an idea but never talked about it, only imagined it and then an author writes it, this feeling that I am not alone!

I was not alone when always imagine that one day I could be in other worlds, my books' worlds and save the characters!

"All those characters have been living their lives in it. And… I want to help them. I feel I know them, they’re old friends..."

How much I love Adrian Tchaikovsky for this.

And Put Away Childish Things, is about the very ordinary life of Harry whose great-grandma was someone very special, she wrote the Underhill books and when in a live show everyone knew Harry, the world was suddenly interested in Harry Bodie, but it was the wrong world. A world of scary hallucinations, middle-class secret societies and murder.
They believe Harry can go to an imaginary world of a kids’ book!

"They’d all read the books at an age-appropriate time, and somehow those stories had never stopped being part of their lives, childish things they hadn’t put aside when they grew up."

I wish there were more than 5 stars, I wish I didn't give all those books 5 stars and I wish I had another rating system because this is not fair right now, this book is far more better than I could express, the story, characters, sense of humor and all, And Put Away Childish Things was perfect, one of my favorite of all time!

Many thanks to Rebellion via NetGalley for DRC! I don't live in a cave but never had read Adrian Tchaikovsky before, and now he is the only writer I love just for one book!
And as you can read, this review is more about me than And Put Away Childish Things, so completely honest and my own!
I am so sorry that you should wait till march 28 to read this wonderful story! :)

“It’s hard, though, to know your creator didn’t even care enough to put you out of your misery. To be so thoroughly abandoned by your maker.”