A compelling narrative if you’re a basketball fan. It claims to be about the ‘greatest season in NBA history, but should be called ‘the Apology of Isiah Thomas.’ The author grew up in Chicago but is old enough to remember Thomas as a Chicago youth player, and his attachment to him drives the entire narrative. The focus is on Thomas’ Pistons and their three main opponents in the 1988 playoffs (the Bulls, Celtics and Lakers). He mentions the documentary The Last Dance, and in a way this book is the anti-Last Dance, taking issue with its portrayal of Thomas and the Pistons as villains. But that ship has sailed. They were villains. You can try to paint other teams as villains that maybe escape that brush. But you can’t unpaint the Pistons, who are universally reviled by contemporaries.
Before I go further, I should mention that I read a galley copy. There were lots of errors in facts that hopefully will be corrected prior to publication:
In the bird section, it says bird was born a year before magic, but he was actually three years older (when they faced off in the famous ncaa title game, bird was a fifth year senior and magic just a sophomore).
It says when describing bird’s time at IU that freshmen weren’t allowed to play varsity. 1974-75, bird’s freshman year at IU, was the third season since the NCAA started allowing freshman to play varsity. And IU coach Bobby Knight used 6 freshmen in 1972-73, the first year the ncaa allowed it, including quinn buckner, the team’s third leading scorer and leading playmaker. In 1973-74 knight only used one freshman, kent benson, but he was the fourth leading scorer and leading rebounder. In bird’s freshman year knight used three freshmen.
Referring to bird’s first year as ‘1979’ is misleading; usually seasons are referred to by the latter year, so 1979-80 (bird’s actual first year) would be referred to as 1980, even if bird’s first games occurred in 1979. Later in the paragraph 1979 is referenced as Bob McAdoo’s last season with Boston. But mcadoo’s last season with boston was 1978-79. Referring to both 1978-79 and 1979-80 as ‘1979’ causes obvious problems. Cohen does this a lot, seemingly switching back and forth between how he refers to a season. Calling it by the latter year is the accepted standard today and should be what he sticks to.
In the magic section it said that he took everett high to the state quarterfinals as a senior, when in fact he won the state title.
When discussing the 1979 draft he said the Lakers traded up, which isnt true. They had been awarded Utah’s pick as compensation for Utah signing away the Lakers’ Gail Goodrich years earlier.
Magic’s first game, when Kareem won the game on a last second shot and magic embraced him, was against San Diego, not seattle.
‘The Lakers had signed [Kareem] in 1975’; they actually didnt sign kareem, they traded for him.
In the Isiah section, he claims Isiah won the Rookie of the Year award, when in fact he didn’t even finish in the top 3 or win a single Rookie of the Month award (Buck Williams was ROY in 1981-82). Its particularly egregious since the author is such a self proclaimed Isiah super fan.
In the Jordan section, he mistakenly says that Michael’s brother Larry was five years older than him, when he was only one year older.
David Thompson was only 6’4 (listed, may have been smaller) not 6’6.
When setting up the end of the 1982 ncaa championship game, he says Georgetown was up 63-62. But that was the final score, with the teams reversed. So it should say 62-61.
He says Michael hit the shot at 18. But his birthday is February 17 (born in 1963), the game was march 29, 1982, so he was 19.
Portland and Houston didn’t tie for the worst record in 1984 (he refers to the season as 1983). The coin flip in those days was between the worst team in each conference, regardless of record (so tied records don’t matter). Portland, in the same conf as Houston, had actually won 48 games and made the playoffs the year before. Their own pick was #19. The coin flip was between Houston and Indiana, which actually had the worst record in the league (26 wins, three less than Houston, so no tie. Chicago had actually also had a worse record than Houston, but not worse than Indiana and therefore didn’t get to participate in the coinflip). But Indiana had traded their pick to Portland three years earlier for center Tom Owens, hence Portland getting to participate in the flip.
In the Season section, he refers to the 1987 Eastern Conference Finals as a six game series before later in the paragraph mentioning Detroit losing in game 7.
He refers to Hakeem Olajuwon as 7’2” when he was only 7’ (and some think shorter).
He says Bill Russell went to San Francisco State, he actually went to the University of San Francisco.
In talking about Russell and the Celtics drafting him, Cohen skips the meat of the manouver. He mentions the funny story of Rochester getting the ice capades in lieu of drafting Russell, but Boston didnt have the second pick, they had to trade for it. They were fortunate that their star starting center Ed Macauley was from St Louis, and that they owned the draft rights to former Kentucky star Cliff Hagan (similar strategy to what Auerbach would do years later with Bird), and traded both for Bill Russell (and also lucky that the owners of St Louis, in the cultural South, knew they couldn’t draft a black player).
He says that the Celtics ‘won sixteen championships in eighteen years’. They won eleven in thirteen years. Their sixteenth title didn’t come until 1986, so it was sixteen in thirty years. The titles they won in ‘74, ‘76, ‘81, ‘84 and ‘86 were numbers 12-16. Later he says they won eighteen titles in twenty five years (which is it, 16 or 18? Neither, actually), which is also false. To this day (2023, before playoffs are finished) they’ve only won 17.
His painting Robert Parish as an also-ran before he was acquired by Boston is also selective memory, particularly the part about him ‘never playing.’ He was literally their best player, leading GS in scoring, rebounding and blocks, and putting up two consecutive double double seasons prior to the trade. He was a borderline allstar who was only expendable bc the warriors planned using the first pick from Boston on picking a center who they thought would be better.
He says Ainge and DJ played beside each other for nearly ten years when it was only five and a half.
He says the Celtics made ‘the finals in 1981, 1983, 1984 and 1985’ but they didnt make it in 1983.
Describing the Bulls 1987-88 season, he says Jordan averaged 32.5 ppg, but he actually averaged 35. (Here’s where Cohen’s lackadaisical season references hurt him; he’s talking about the 1987-88 season all book, but he seems to want to call it the 1987 season. But officially and in basketball circles its known as the 1988 season. So its like he was thinking ‘1988’ and saw a list of Jordan’s scoring averages and picked the one for 1988-89, which is, you guessed it, 32.5.)
Jack Kent Cooke never ‘poached’ Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Cohen saying that Cooke resorted to free agency to bolster the Lakers. Neither Chamberlain nor Abdul-Jabbar was signed in free agency. Both were acquired via trades.
He mentions that Dennis Rodman’s infamous comments about Bird and race happened right after Bird won the league MVP award. But they happened in the 1987 playoffs, and Bird last won MVP in 1986 (1985-86, not 1986-87, as perhaps Cohen thought 1986 meant).
In the Bulls at Pistons chapter, he mentions Jordan was shooting 42% on the year. But Jordan shot 53%.
Bulls-Pistons game 5 was not at Chicago Stadium it was in Detroit.
In the conclusion he says the Bulls finally won in 1992, they actually won in 1990-91.
He says Jordan left in 1997 to play for the Wizards. He left in 1998, and didnt play for the Wizards for 3 more years. (Cohen also says Riley left the Lakers for the Knicks in 1990. While he did leave the Lakers in 1990, he didnt do it to go to the knicks, he took a year off, only joining the knicks in the 1991-92 season. But here Cohen may be using hyperbole.)
He says Kurt Rambis played 18 NBA seasons, but he actually only played 14.
Jordan’s ‘republicans buy sneakers too’ line wasn’t from 2020, it was from when Jesse Helms ran for senate in the 1990’s.
He says Dennis played another season for Phil Jackson after Chicago, in LA, but he actually was in LA in the 1999 season, prior to Phil’s arrival.
So back to the actual book. Not many reasons are given for why 1988 is the apparent best season besides variations of ‘it just felt like it.’ He mentions at one point that its when tough physical play met “athletic playground” style basketball. While some use ‘playground style’ as a euphemism for ‘black,’ here I think Cohen is using it more for ‘fast break’ basketball. If so, he missed that the early 60’s were the premier fast break era. The Lakers and other western conference teams brought it back in the 80’s, but teams today play at a similarly high pace. He also inexplicably calls the 1976-77 season talent diluted, when its mentioned as a possible competitor for best year. As he notes, its the first season post merger between NBA and ABA. He also notes that it was after years of expansion. True, the league had roughly 2.5x as many teams in 1977 as it did a decade and a half earlier. But expansion through the 1960’s and 70’s happened to occur when the relative segregation of the league in the 50’s and early 60’s was going into decline. It meant that there had been tons of talented black players who simply weren’t considered for rosters who were now actually making it to the league. One of the reasons for the Celtics’ dominance in the 60’s was Auerbach’s ignoring this unofficial effort to keep the league mostly white. And the merger did the opposite of watering down the talent. Only four ABA squads were permitted to join the NBA, rosters mostly intact. But all other ABA teams’ players were dispersed across the existing NBA franchises. The talent level had never been higher. So that theory is bunk. If the presence of so many stars is the reason, any year from 1985-89 contained all of Kareem, Jordan, Magic, Bird and Isiah. 1988 and 1989 had both Kareem and Pippen, the youngest of the central figures. He eventually chalks it down to being a generational preference, which is sort of ridiculous. Basketball is basketball. He says he grew up in the Cold War, “sitting around, waiting to be nuked.” I grew up in the Cold War too and can assure you that literally no one did this. Life was normal. It didnt feel like it could end at any second just because of geopolitics. It certainly didnt make us like tougher athletes than other eras. I think the golden era of basketball is now. Not because it isnt as rough, and not because I’m younger. Its because the players are better, top to bottom. ‘Positionless basketball’ has allowed centers to embrace guard skills like passing, dribbling and shooting 3’s and lets guards carry heavy scoring loads instead of just being pass-first setup guys. Players dont just shoot more threes, they shoot them so far out players like Magic and Bird wouldnt have been able to fathom it. Players today hit as many threes as some teams did all season in the 80’s. (I wish that were hyperbole, but Klay Thompson holds the single game three point record with 14; in 1979-80 the Atlanta Hawks shot 13-75 from three for the entire season) He does latch on to the logic Lorne Michaels provides for why people prefer particular SNL seasons. That its what they remember fondly. And that’s really the most compelling reason for why Cohen thinks the season is the best. Because he just did. He was young and happy and anything from that time he remembered is great. Fine. Damn the logic.
His defense of Isiah and the Pistons is a little tougher to sweep under the rug. It’s particularly galling when Cohen compares Isiah to ‘what happened to the Jews when Rome converted to Christianity.’ Maybe Cohen thinks he can make the comparison in good conscience because he’s jewish, but as a non Jew I’m offended on behalf of jews, and I imagine a lot of jews would be too. (Of course, Cohen would say that I’m offended bc I’m a millenial and not a tough hardened Gen Xer like him and Michael Jordan. I think non Gen Xers would point out that that’s why other generations tend to dislike Gen X) Jews have been actually persecuted and exterminated in inhuman ways. Isiah has not been persecuted at all. He’s had tons of opportunities in the sport. Commisioner of the Continental Basketball Association. President of the Toronto Raptors. Head coach of the Pacers. President of the Knicks. He flamed out in all of them, and his Knicks tenure scarred a whole new generation of fans. He’s still a commentator on TV, but not a particularly good one. He’s considered an asshole because he is an asshole. So too were Bird, Magic and Jordan. But none of them embraced the persona of being the face of the Bad Boys. People love Isiah and the Pistons for that. But many more loathe them. The Jewish people didnt lean into any villainous persona. And they were persecuted before the empire converted to christianity (as were christians, for the same reason: unique out of the multitude of religions across the empire, judaism and christianity refused to incorporate elements of Roman mythology and deities into their own practice). Cohen says his aim is, not to bring down Bird Magic and Jordan, but to ‘return Isiah to the pantheon.’ I’ll take that challenge. Does Isiah belong in the pantheon? If the pantheon is far below the level that the other three are at, then maybe. He’s a top 75 player all time, probably. He’s not top 50 anymore in all likelihood. He was when he retired. But a lot of other great players have come along since Isiah retired in 94, have ascended to ‘the pantheon.’ The pantheon cannot simply be the top 10 players of all time. If so, Bird and Magic would be in danger of falling out of it. Players who have played their entire careers after Isiah’s retirement who are fairly locks for the top 10 all time include Lebron James, Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan. Shaq and Isiah overlapped for a couple years, but Shaq is in there above Isiah too (I tend to think of those two in completely different eras until I see highlights from the 1993 allstar weekend, when they were both selected). Steph Curry has to be placed above Isiah. Durant probably as well.
Top 10 is Jordan, Lebron, Kareem, Wilt, Duncan, Shaq, Bird, Magic, Kobe and Steph. Part of it is the eye test. Part of it is accolades and hardware. Part of it is counting stats. Of the 10, only Wilt has as few as Isiah’s two titles. Shaq and Kobe each only have 1 MVP, while the other 8 all have multiples, while isiah has 0. Of these, Steph has the fewest first team all NBA selections (4), just ahead of Isiah’s 3, but all the rest have 7 or more, and Steph has 3 more second team selections to Isiah’s 2, plus he has those 2 MVPs and twice as many titles as Isiah. Let’s just agree that the ‘pantheon’ Isiah may aspire to isnt the top 10, or else its impossible.
If the pantheon is just ‘top players of the era’, then sure. Isiah is a marquee player of the era. But if it was such a golden era as Cohen claims, he would have to be the first to admit there were other great players beside these four. If the pantheon is simply being the top four of all those great players, even that is too much to ask. Much has been made of Isiah not being selected to the Dream Team in 1992. (Much more should be made of Shaq not being named to it - one amateur player was named, but inexplicitly it was Christian Laettner and not the universally superior O’Neal). Isiah by 1992 had deteriorated. He was out of the league by 94. Part of it was the achilles injury. But he only averaged 14 ppg before the injury. The last season he averaged double figure assists was 1987. Meanwhile, John Stockton, who was named to the Dream Team, in 1992 had just led the league in assists for the fifth of nine straight seasons. Which point guard would you rather have if you’re designing a literal dream team and need someone to distribute the ball to the roster of high scorers you just assembled? Isiah’s lack of longevity is blamed on his size. Stockton was the same size, and despite being just a year younger would go on to play for almost a decade after Isiah’s retirement (putting up big assist totals and taking his team to the playoffs in each year). Let’s look at Stockton, actually. He’s the league’s all time leader in assists (and assist titles, with 9, to Isiah’s 2), a total that has not been even vaguely been approached by others. He’s similarly atop the league’s all time steals list. He led his team to the finals twice to Isiah’s three times, to at least the conference finals five times, which was the same as Isiah, and to at least the second round ten times, whereas Isiah only managed this six times, and only even made the playoffs nine times (to Stockton’s 19). If you stack up this team success, this ‘sublimation’ as Cohen would call it, you’d give the nod to Stock except for the fact that he has zero rings to Isiah’s two. But in this it’s pretty clear that Stockton had the misfortune to run into alltime great Bulls squads whereas Isiah had the good fortune to sneak in ahead of the Bulls’ greatness. Certainly the Bulls would never have been the Bulls if not for having their mettle tested by the Pistons. Maybe that should be worth more than any hardware. But it belongs to the Pistons all together, not Isiah by himself.
And Stockton is just one of many in the pantheon who should probably be put ahead of Isiah. His teammate Karl Malone. Jordan’s teammate Pippen. Charles Barkley. The great Hakeem Olajuwon, whose own back to back titles in 1994 and 1995 are conveniently ignored by Cohen when he mentions dynasties in waiting. Patrick Ewing and Clyde Drexler. Maybe Isiah’s own teammate Rodman, who won eight straight rebounding titles, two defensive player of the year awards, and was a key star on five championship teams.
Cohen says its not right that Jerry West, Steph and John Stockton are ranked ahead of isiah on some arbitrary ranking of players. But Stockton is the only one serious basketball fans would quibble about. There’s no question for aficionados that West and Steph are better than Isiah Thomas. Cohen keeps going back to Thomas’ height, calling him 5’10 and saying he’s the best player under 6 feet. But he was listed at 6’1 his whole career. Not even six even. Maybe it helps the narrative to make Isiah smaller than he really was while listing others as bigger than they were (Hakeem, Thompson), but at some point you have to remember that other small players have played and excelled at the game.
Cohen says the third quarter of game six of the 1988 finals should be enough by itself to make Isiah top ten all time. The most intense hyperbole here, and he might as well just go ahead and claim Isiah is the best ever (he does just a few sentences later when waxing poetic about his lack of height). So maybe we chalk this down to Cohen just being a huge Isiah fan and not very realistic or much of a fan of the rest of the NBA. Fine. I still enjoyed reading it for the well researched passages tracing the four iconic teams. Let’s just agree that 1988 was a very interesting season, fun to watch and remember, and that Isiah is under appreciated today, particularly since he had to overcome three all time great players and teams, even if he didn’t do it to each of them in the same season.