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The Blonde Dies First

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This was a decent YA horror/thriller. I LOVED Joelle Wellington's first book, but it was set at a boarding school, which is really my thing. This one is more of a slasher, which is NOT my thing. I think it was well done, but it just didn't grab me in the same way.

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This was such an entertaining book. To me it was the craziest combination of Grand Army, Fear Street and Venom and I absolutely loved it.

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That cover made me request it so quickly, but the writing was not for me. It truly felt way too young for me. I could not get into it and unfortunately I had to DNF.

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⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

🎧Song Pairing: Demons - Doja Cat

💭What I thought would happen:

I loved Their Vicious Games so hard in 2023! So when I got the approval for this one I dropped everything. I thought racist cult NOT SUPERNATURAL HORROR 😂

And this title rocks hard. Like who is the damn blonde? They always die first right. I’d be a goner🫶🏼

📖What actually happens:

Devon is determined to have the best summer ever with her best friends and twin sister who graduated a year early. Only one small tiny problem…there’s a demon trying to kill them off one cliche horror film character at a time. Devon being the blonde was supposed to die first…

🗯Thoughts/sassy musings:

Holy black magic….ouija, demons, horror film stereotyped kill order….this book has endless thrills 😂

I in no way disliked this book buuuuuut horror is not my genre (books looove movies - I like to see the blood kidding!) If YA horror is your cup of tea definitely give this a try or in the least please check out Their Vicious Games!

This👏🏼book👏🏼should👏🏼be👏🏼a👏🏼movie👏🏼

Read if you like:
💁🏼‍♀️Blondes
💵Patagonia vests
👻Oooooouija
🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ crushes
3️⃣Third act twists

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2 "the middle aged gent dies first if he has to finish this..."

Thank you to the author, Simon & Schuster Canada and Netgalley. This will be released July 2024.
I am providing an honest review.

So I am going to stop at 38 percent. Also not for 14 year olds but perhaps 16 plus!

I was hoping for something campy or funny or even scary. Not in the cards. I have a feeling that a sizable minority of people will love this...

Well written teenage angst with just some supernatural viciousness that I didn't buy and heroics that felt false.....

Now I have to run run run......

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