Oh, I Was So Thirsty for This One…

Rachel Harrison delivers another witty blending of horror with biting social commentary. She again weaves together her signature mix of over-the-top horror, dark humor, and eeriness, balancing it all with sharp sarcasm and raw vulnerability. Her writing is razor-sharp, wickedly funny, and delightfully excessive, but beneath the theatrics lies some thought-provoking themes.

A Birthday to Die For

Sloane Parker is dreading her birthday, but her husband is more than happy to send her away—for a weekend getaway without him. Instead, he arranges for Sloane to spend it with her longtime best friend, the chaotic and unpredictable Naomi.

Sounds like trouble already, right?

Naomi, always the troublemaker, orchestrates a wild night out with a group of mysterious strangers… only for it to take a horrifying bloody horror turn.

A Thrill Ride from Start to Finish

I’m an absolute sucker for witty, feminist horror, and So Thirsty had me hooked from the very first page. I tore through it in one day, completely enthralled. One moment, I was on the edge of my seat, heart pounding in horror over the events and next, I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair.

This story is sharp, bold, and brimming with bloody fun.

Dare to take a sip?

Thank you so much to @prhaudio for my audio copy of So Thirsty. I have read all of @rachelharrisonsghost books so I’m a big fan, she’s def one of my favorites.

This one was narrated by @britpressley who happens to be one of my favorite audio narrators so this was a match made in spooky heaven.

Some audio thrillers can be a little tricky to follow but this one was super easy to get into and kept my attention throughout. I appreciate in @rachelharrisonsghost books she really delves into some female centered insecurities and ways of thinking. This one really spoke to me on aging and on vanity. Aging for me has been mentally tough especially recently so I appreciated and related to the character’s insecurities with it.

The narrator did an excellent job of bringing the characters to life. She did an amazing job of doing different voices in the story, and as I mentioned this one was easy to follow on audio.

I always say that @rachelharrisonsghost books are horror lite. A great way too try out horror as she has spooky elements in her story, but not too much where you will find yourself sleeping with the lights on.

This one was another win and another one to add to your tbr!

Thanks again to @prhaudio for my audio copy!

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I went into this book just trusting it was going to be a fun sexy vampire story and I didn't really feel that after reading it.

The characters were so frustrating and I absolutely hated Naomi. She was self-centered, vain, and constantly put others at risk even when she was just a human. She and Sloane consistently called each other best friends, but they acted more like the type of people you think you're bff's with, but actually they're kind of your frenemy.

< spoiler > I also HATED how they just ended their relationships like it was nothing. Both of them with people they had been with for over a decade and while I understand neither of their relationships was healthy and they definitely should not have been with their respective partners it was insane that they both just called or saw their bf/husband and went "I'm never talking to you again, bye" as though that's how the world works. It's the 2020's ffs that's not how shit works. < / spoiler >

I really wanted to like this more, but the plot was kind of weak and the vampires were lame.

This story has swept social media and for good reason. It is a great read and an excellent look into the life of some of the darkest beings to walk the earth..

This was my first time reading Rachel Harrison and I loved it and look forward to reading more of her books. I look a flawed MC and especially liked the feminist undertones throughout the book.

Once again Rachel Harrison makes us think while scaring the pants off of us...

I loved this take on vampires and romance.

Sloane’s internal dialogue could make one a BIT anxious, but I believe that was the point. I related to her so much and I love that the author gave her what she deserved.

The ending was slightly abrupt to me, but the idea was really cool. I just wish there had been just a LITTLE more explanation.

Overall, Rachel Harrison is one of my favorites and I enjoyed this one!

Rachel Harrison has become synonymous with the spooky and accessible stories, and I adored this vampire-esque tale that was as fun as it was eerie.

This was such a fun crazy ride and I loved it!!

Sloane, is not looking forward to her 36th birthday, she stares at herself in the mirror and sees lines on her face her eyes look tired and she’s sure her husband is cheating again. Her husband surprises her with a weekend cottage getaway for Sloan and her best friend Naomi.
Sloan and Naomi arrive at the cottage and immediately Sloan is nervous for what’s in plan, Naomi is a bit more riskier than Sloan. After they meet a handsome man at a bar they were at, Naomi decides they should go back to his place for a party the next night. When they arrive at the party Sloan begins to feel nervous and soon things start to get out of control and it take a horrifying turn that changes Sloane’s and Naomi’s lives literally forever. They come to the realization they will never be the same. Both women learn what it’s like to live for themselves again, and to feel desired, and that nothing can tear apart their friendship. They will be friends forever…

I love Rachel Harrison! She has a way of writing female friendship that speaks to me. This was a fun vampire ride. Can't wait for the next Harrison book!

who can say no to a sapphic vampire book? not me. from mortals to vampires, everyone was thirsty <3 a rachel harrison classic!

So Thirsty is a somewhat different take on vampire mythology.

The main character, Sloane is just living her life, doing all of the "normal" things that an adult woman does. She doesn't like change and she'll try everything to avoid it, even if that means letting her husband cheat on her because why consider a divorce when the relationship is otherwise mostly okay and a separation would be so much work. But her best friend Naomi is the complete opposite. She's always wanting to get a little crazy.

Then Sloane's husband sends her and Naomi on a girls trip for Sloane's birthday and things get a little crazy. Think vampires attacking and changing you into one of them kind of crazy.

This could have been a good book except for one thing: Sloane. I just did not like her as a character. She was so down on herself all of the time, which is realistic but not necessarily fun to read. She also constantly toted that she was the responsible one and Naomi was not and then she made bad decision after bad decision. And Sloane and Naomi's friendship just seemed so incredibly toxic.

Given those factors, overall I just did not really enjoy the book as much as I would have liked.

My first Rachel Harrison and definitely won't be my last! I loved the complicated female friendship at the core of this book. While they had their frustrating moments, Sloane and Naomi felt like two fully fleshed out (ha) characters. The horror elements weren't as strong as i usually like, but the fact that it almost skewed slightly litfic really worked for me. By the end I was itching for more of their story and would be SAT for a limited series about their exploits and adventures, especially after that epilogue! Also... Henry was hot. But that was a given.

Thank you so much to Berkley Publishing and Netgalley for this copy in exchange for an honest review.

Rachel Harrison’s are always so unique and I never know what I’m going to get. Some are a hit or miss but this one fell somewhat in the middle, I didn’t love it but I also didn’t dislike it. It was interesting enough but I probably wouldn’t recommend to a friend

Rachel Harrison has done it again with So Thirsty, delivering a story that’s as sharp and poignant as it is unsettling. While it may not be my favorite of her works, it’s still worth the read—and a testament to why I’ll always pick up anything she writes.

What stood out most to me was the relationship between Sloane and her longtime best friend, Naomi. Harrison captures the complexities of friendship with such authenticity—the shared history, the unspoken understanding, and the way those bonds can be both a comfort and a challenge. Their dynamic added a layer of emotional depth that kept me invested throughout the story.

That said, compared to her other books, So Thirsty felt like it didn’t quite deliver the same level of tension or fully immerse me in its world. Some moments lacked the bite (HA!) or urgency I’ve come to expect from Harrison, leaving certain plot threads feeling less impactful. While it’s still a strong addition to her catalog, it didn’t grip me as tightly as her previous works.

If you’re a fan of Rachel Harrison’s unique blend of wit, heart, and horror, So Thirsty is one you won’t want to miss. It’s still a solid addition to her catalog and a reminder of why she’s one of my go-to authors.

Straight-laced, death-obsessed, really-into-her-Dyson-vacuum Sloane and her wild, unpredictable, manic pixie best friend, Naomi, are on a winter retreat when things go horribly wrong.

It’s no spoiler that there are vampires afoot. Aside from some changes to your classic vampiric lore, the story rolls out pretty predictably. The characters feel bogged down by tropes and the human x vampire romance reads like a snarky YA fic. Only in the turn of the book does it finally feel worth reading: a grimly comedic romp with a thick glob of gore.

I made it 100 pages into this one where absolutely nothing was happening and I realized all of Harrison’s books have exactly the same plot. All her MCs read exactly the same.

I live for a vampire tale!! Rachel Harrison loves to freak me out, and So Thirsty did a great job of tempting me to put the book down when it was simply Too Much. But I stuck with it, and I'm glad I did—what a fun and creepy tale.

I generally enjoy books by this author and I don't know what I wanted from this one but it didn't quite "hit" for me. The writing was fine, the characters were fine, but I just didn't love the story. It was a read, for me, where I'd put it down and have to come back to it, I had to take breaks but not because of content or anything, mostly because it didn't keep me engaged. It was the vampire story for me but it might be the one for someone else.

Sloane and Naomi are best friends, but total opposites. While on a trip celebrating Sloane's birthday, they turn into vampires.

So Thirsty is told from Sloane's point of view. Sloane is overly cautious, while Naomi is the wild one. A fun vacation getaway ends up altering their lives forever.

So Thirsty is a combination of horror and women's fiction.

I received a digital copy of this book from the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Rachel Harrison’s So Thirsty is a darkly funny and deliciously twisted story about friendship, self-discovery, and the unexpected consequences of a wild night out. Sloane Parker, dissatisfied with her life and her unfaithful husband, reluctantly embarks on a birthday weekend getaway with her fearless best friend, Naomi. What begins as an escape from life’s monotony quickly spirals into a bloody and seductive journey that forces both women to confront who they really are—and what they’re capable of. Harrison masterfully blends sharp humor, heartfelt introspection, and a touch of horror, crafting a story that’s as entertaining as it is thought-provoking.

The audiobook, narrated by Brittany Pressley, adds an extra layer of vibrancy to the story. Pressley perfectly captures Sloane’s quiet frustration and Naomi’s chaotic energy, making their dynamic leap off the page. Her pacing and tonal shifts heighten the tension and humor, drawing listeners deeper into the twisted world Harrison has created. Pressley’s performance enhances the emotional resonance of the story, making the audiobook a standout experience.

While some plot points feel a bit rushed, So Thirsty is a thrilling, darkly comedic tale of empowerment and friendship. Fans of witty, blood-soaked drama won’t be disappointed!

Thank you Berkley Publishing and PRH Audio for advanced copies in exchange for my honest review.