3.5 stars.

While I enjoyed this, it definitely wasn’t my favorite by this author. She’s written some incredible thrillers but this one felt a little flat. Too many characters and a storyline that didn’t wholly interest me had me putting this book down more often than her others. I did truly love the oldies trying to solve this case with their podcast, they made my chuckle more than once so they were the saving grace for me.

I love small town books. I love hating husbands. I love wholesome cozy situations. This hit all the marks for me.

As the title suggests, nothing much is happening here…

Each chapter is narrated by a different person in the 1st person so it’s easy to forget which person is talking especially since most are unmemorable. Mack & Shelby are nearly interchangeable.

Nothing much happens in the middle of the book but there is a lot of filler with information that has no bearing on the story, Add in the most inept police force in history and the reader is forced to accept all the plot holes.

I did enjoy the older characters in the old age home and the idea they started a podcast. But the characterization is awful….really people in their 60s and 70s are more savvy than portrayed. The podcast angle is never fully explored.

This reads as a cozy but language is thrown in to prevent the book being pigeonholed into that category, which was jarring.

The beginning was promising and there were elements I enjoyed but ultimately this was a huge miss for me.

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This was a fun, entertaining mystery/thriller. The book is told from two POVs, Shelby the main female character and Florence, the elderly lady residing in the assisted living facility that Shelby runs. The book starts out with Shelby interrupting a burglary at her best friend Mack's business. The burglar locks Shelby in the freezer and she almost dies. On the same night, Mack's husband Leo disappears. The book then moves forward a year. Leo's disappearance is still a mystery and Mack discovered that Leo was cooking the books and the family is in serious debt. Things kick off when Shelby finds a threatening note on her car after leaving work at the assisted living facility for the day.

Mysterious things start happening to Shelby and is seems the burglar is back and threatening her friends and family. The police don't believe her so she investigates herself. The four main elderly residents of the assisted facility home are a hoot. They each have their own quirks, and bicker amongst themselves, but they love Shelby and want to help and protect her. Florence, the leader of the group, decides running a mystery/crime podcast will give her a hobby and help Shelby at the same time. Turns out, she's pretty good at it, and she starts making progress on solving the mystery.

The book is quick paced and has enough twists to keep you interested. The author does a great job making you wonder if Shelby is an unreliable narrator or not. I had two main suspects I suspected of being the culprit, and I liked that it took me awhile to figure out who it was. Shelby made several stupid decisions, some she kept repeating to her detriment, so that frustrated me, but it helped move the story along. The best part of the book was the dynamic between the four elderly residents. They added drama and comedy to the story and I could have read an entire book just about their shenanigans.

The book took a major swerve toward the end of the book that was quite the surprise. I'm still not sure how I feel about it, but I also kinda understand why it happened. It makes you think about how you and your friends would handle things if put in the same position.

This book is a quick and easy read. I read it in one afternoon. I liken the book to a cozy mystery until you get toward the end. If you're looking for a mystery to get lost in for a few hours, pick this one up.

I received a complimentary e-copy of this book from NetGalley and Harlequin Trade Publishing/Graydon House. All opinions are my own.

Nothing Ever Happens Here is a thriller with a mix of mystery, suspense, and unexpected humor. The story follows Shelby Dawson, who survived a brutal attack, and her friend Mackenzie, whose husband vanished the same night.

The book starts strong, immediately pulling me in with the initial attack and aftermath. However, the middle drags on, making it harder to stay engaged - quite literally Nothing Happens. With multiple points of view and a large cast of characters, reading through sometimes felt confusing.

Overall, while not my favorite from this author, it was still an entertaining read. Despite some slow sections, the twists and humor kept me interested. I did find this to be more of a lighter, cozy mystery/thriller read. I will still plan to check out more of Seraphina Nova Glass’s books in the future!

Thank you to Seraphina Nova Glass, Harlequin Trade Publishing/Graydon House, and NetGalley for an eARC of Nothing Ever Happens Here!

3/5 Stars

This book took me quite a bit to get into. I think part of it was that one of the main characters referred to her 6 year old children as "babies." and the author made the kids seem so much younger than they actually were which was a small part of the story, but I had a really hard time letting it go!

Once the book got rolling, the mystery and cast of characters were actually pretty entertaining. I enjoyed that we had a group of elderly people investigating some crimes. They provided a lot of comedic relief during some of the more serious situations.

I thought the book moved at a good pace and there were enough crazy situations happening that I was hooked. I wanted to know what happened to the people who were dying and also who the culprit was. I was shocked when they were revealed, but after thinking back it did make sense.

Overall I did enjoy the book, but there were just a few things that I couldn't get past to give this a higher rating.

Seraphina Nova Glass is SUCH a great writer, and I've enjoyed every book of hers I've read, but this one may be my favorite. There were so many twists and turns wrapped up in this novel, and they unfolded so skillfully. I LOVED these characters, especially the community of older adults who stepped in to help solve the mysteries affecting those they love. I read a lot of psychological thrillers and mysteries full of twists, but this novel's characters truly made it stand out and serve as one of my favorites!

Thank you so much to netgalley and the publisher for the arc of this one in exchange for an honest review!

In a small Minnesota town during a brutal winter, a woman is attacked and her best friend’s husband goes missing. A year later, things are still going on and a group of people in the small town try to figure out what is going on.

I really enjoyed this book! I loved all of the characters in this one. We have a group of elderly who try to solve these mysteries and they’re really likeable. The rest of the characters are really likable as well.

I loved the winter setting as well. I think the cold and snow really helped to increase the stakes in this thriller. The twists were interesting and the mystery kept me engaged the whole time.

I listened to the audiobook of this one and really enjoyed it! I think the narrator was great and I would recommend.

Well, Nothing Ever Happens Here starts out with A LOT happening there. The beginning was intense involving a woman in a disturbing attack. I'm not sure I've read a book with that intense of a beginning. I was immediately intrigued but then it kind of went down hill from there. It seemed a new character was brought in each chapter making it hard to keep up with all of them. Multiple POV is great but I did have to go back and forth a few times to make the connections to the 3 FMCs. As the story progresses, you learn more about the possible suspect of the attack but it doesn't quite add up. Once the twist is revealed, I was underwhelmed and slightly confused.

This is my first book to read by Seaphina Nova Glass and I've seen it's different than her others. I will definitely give her books another shot because I enjoyed this one just enough.

If the original Scooby gang lived in a retirement home and started a podcast together to solve a small town murder mystery. Outstanding. One of my top surprise books of the year. I loved every minute.

Nothing Ever Happens Here by Seraphina Nova Glass
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Nothing ever happens in small towns. But one night a man goes missing and a woman is attacked and left to die in a small Minnesota town. Shelby survives the attack and lives in fear of her attacker finding her or her family again. Meanwhile Mackenzie cannot help to keep hoping her husband is alive out there somewhere, even though that would mean he left her.
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What I liked:
-This was a fast paced mystery that kept the secrets slowly revealing and the suspense simmering. I loved every minute of it.
-I adored our older community and their desire to help. The fact that they learned how to put together a popular podcast was applaud-worthy.
-I didn’t really see the end coming.
-I was seriously worried for one characters life multiple times! The tension was real.
-The audio was flawless, it kept me on the edge of my seat, anxious to know what happened next.
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4⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ If you love fast paced and suspenseful mystery books then be sure to add Nothing Ever Happens Here to your read-list!

This was a 3.7 that I'm rounding up to 4 stars. I really like this author and that definitely influenced my thoughts on this book. I felt the first half dragged on quite a bit. It started off with a bang and then it was a bit of a slow burn till 60% where it took off again till the end. This isn't my favorite book by her, but I will still continue to read her books!! This is just my personal opinion, and I hope you will still give it a go!

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE is a multi-perspective domestic thriller with a unique cast of characters, heightened tension, and fabulous twists. The author expertly weaves together the fear of the aftermath of a traumatic event and the emotions of dealing with a missing spouse, all while dealing with a group of elderly residents and their well-meaning antics.

What made this book so good was the way all three women’s stories were presented. Shelby, Mackenzie, and Florence each contributed something unique, facing their own challenges. However, when they overlapped in the timeline, this was where I was pulled in further. It is always more intriguing to me when one event is told from multiple perspectives, as it creates a richer, more complete picture.

I will tell you this. I have read a few books by the author, and none grabbed me as much as this one did. It had engaging characters that I instantly invested in, a compelling story, and a well-crafted build-up of suspense. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE delivered for this reader.

Audiobook Note: Having this book narrated by three women—Brittany Pressley, Stacey Glemboski, and Petrea Burchard—allowed the listener to have a voice for the three points of view of this novel. The transition from character to character is seamless and pushes forward at a decent pace. If you are an audiobook listener and enjoy domestic thrillers, this is one to add to your to-read list.

What a ride!! A mind bending story of a woman left in a freezer, a missing husband, numerous other assaults, and a whole cast of characters trying to figure it out!

From page one all the way to the end I was hooked! So many twists and turns, I constantly was thinking I had it figured it out but I was no where close.

I loved the writing of this story, and found myself on the edge of my seat the entire time. So many things happen that you are constantly trying to piece it together, but let me tell you, you won’t be able to!

Such an apt title for this slog though paragraphs that went nowhere, copious repetitions, with nowhere paragraphs and characters that were poorly developed. In other words, I was not a fan of this story.

Our main character, Selby finding herself locked in a freezer by a very bad guy, with the help of her friend, Mackenzie, returns to calm and peace but then a note appearing on her windshield sends her into a tizzy. With the entrance of an old age group who decide to start a pod cast who believe themselves to be the second coming of Murder Inc. Oh and Mackenzie's husband has vanished leaving her with a mountain of debt, so all fingers eyes, and toes point to him as the culprit.

With a promising start, this story went downhill rather quickly and left me shaking my head with a bit of eye rolling on the side. Disappointing!

A riveting thriller from start to finish!
Nothing ever happened in Shelby’s small, Minnesota town until one night she is locked in a walk in freezer and left to die. Now, over a year later, her attacker is back and is set on tormenting her.
I thoroughly enjoyed this one start to finish! It sucks you in from page one and keeps you guessing throughout the book. I had it narrowed down to 2 suspects at the end and I will say one of my guesses was correct 💁🏼‍♀️ but it wasn’t obvious at all!
I’ll definitely be looking out for more by this author going forward! I really enjoyed the characters and the small town setting and the way the story was told!

Seraphina Nova Glass does it again with "Nothing Ever Happens Here," a thriller that blends heart-pounding suspense with an irresistable dose of humor. When Shelby survives a brutal attack and her best friend Mackenzie's husband vanishes the same night, their quiet Minnesota town becomes a hotbed of mystery. Fast forward 15 months, and just as Shelby starts to feel safe, chilling threats resurface, along with the suspicion that her nightmare never really ended. But the real show-stealers? A group of meddling senior citizens who turn amateur detectives with their viral podcast, adding a delightful, cozy charm to this gripping story. Glass masterfully juggles multiple POV's, crafting a plot that's as addictive as it is twisty. The mix of dark tension and laugh-out-loud moments makes this one a standout. Was it a little over-the-top? Sure, but in the best way possible. Grab this book, buckle up, and enjoy the ride! 4 stars!

I have enjoyed the authors previous books, but I had the hardest time getting into this one. I started and stopped in a few times before I finally stuck with it. It was a good premise, but it just wasn’t my favorite.

Thank you to Netgalley and the Publishing Company for this Advanced Readers Copy of Nothing Ever Happens Here by Seraphina Nova Glass!

Seraphina Nova Glass’s Nothing Ever Happens Here is a gripping and atmospheric thriller that keeps readers hooked from the very first page. Known for her knack for crafting suspenseful, character-driven stories, Glass once again delivers a tale that balances psychological depth with fast-paced tension.

The novel centers around a seemingly quiet town where life appears predictable — until it isn’t. As unexpected events begin to unfold, the line between safety and danger blurs, and the characters find themselves caught in a web of secrets and suspicion. Glass expertly builds this sense of unease, making the town itself feel like a character, filled with hidden tensions and unspoken fears.

One of the book’s greatest strengths is its character development. Glass creates protagonists who feel real and relatable, each dealing with their own struggles and desires. As their lives intersect, the emotional stakes rise, and the reader becomes deeply invested in their fates. The dialogue is sharp and authentic, and the shifting perspectives add layers to the story’s complexity.

The pacing is spot on — the novel never drags, but it also allows enough space for moments of reflection and character growth. Twists and revelations are well-timed, keeping readers guessing without feeling contrived. Glass’s prose is clear and evocative, painting vivid scenes that heighten the sense of suspense.

Nothing Ever Happens Here is more than just a mystery — it’s a thoughtful exploration of trust, fear, and the masks people wear. Seraphina Nova Glass has once again proven her skill in blending emotional storytelling with thrilling plotlines, making this novel a must-read for fans of domestic suspense and psychological thrillers.