well written, interesting, and quite self-reflective memoir that airs out Hazell's inner feelings about so many things that happened to her in the public eye. I had never heard of her before reading this, but this one was a great read still! 5 stars. tysm for the arc.

Thank you NetGalley and Grand Central publishing for the ARC.

A disjointed memoir of essays where Hazell discusses the hardships she’s endured in life — an abusive father, abusive relationships, the selling of a sex tape by an ex — under the guise of it helping her realize she is an “unlikely feminist”, except she doesn’t really discuss how these things helped her better understand the meaning of feminism and what it means to her. While entertaining at times, the gratuitous use of rape as a description to how she feels about certain situations is off-putting as hell

Really interesting read! I haven't read a memoir like this and I think Hazell's honesty and maturity ring through to the end. It was really interesting to start with her misunderstanding of the word "feminist" (a word I take for granted as everyone knowing). The revenge porn chapter was hard to read, but I was always so shocked and impressed when Hazell would drop how old she was (I was always incredibly taken back by just how young she is throughout even the womanhood portion). Would read more by her.

Thank you to Keeley Hazell, Hachette Book Group, and Netgalley for allowing me to read this in exchange for an honest review (unpaid).

A touching memoir about what it means to be a women and a feminist.

This book took me by surprise! Keeley's honest and raw storytelling sucked me in and kept me around for the entirety of the book. I loved it.

Off the top, I'll say that I've never seen Ms. Hazell's naked body. Not having Page 3 in the States (that I'm aware of), it's not something I'd heard about until I watched 'Ted Lasso,' and even then, it doesn't really seem like something that's real since we're weird about nudity in the U.S. But I knew that the author had writing credits on my favorite show, so I thought I'd read about the inspiration for "the iconic 'Ted Lasso' character Keeley Jones."

If you're looking for Ted Lasso stories, info, or insights, this is not the book for you. It IS a well-written story about a woman who grew up in South London and found a way to survive before zooming to notoriety by taking her top off in the newspaper and having to deal with the fallout. But even then, the hits kept on coming. She's led an incredibly rough life, and her descriptions of her childhood, her parents, her not nice boyfriends, and her very nice girlfriends are heart-rending and emotional and not something I'd read about before. As a memoir of a famous person I'd really never heard of it, it was a great read.

The last section was harder to read than the rest as it feels unfinished, but I wish her well in her next pursuits.

Everyone knows Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso, but did you know she’s actually based on Keeley Hazell, a former Page 3 (aka topless) model in the UK. Keeley grew up on the rough side of town, having to scheme & fight to have her basic needs met. Along the way, she hit success with her modeling, which pigeonholed her into a certain type of work or roles. Keeley tells her story about becoming an unlikely feminist, and her journey to becoming a writer on Ted Lasso, as well as a minor character in the show.

As a fan of Ted Lasso’s character, Keeley, I was expecting a totally different story. I ended up with a surprise, but in a real, raw, & inspiring way. The real Keeley’s life was not quite as glamorous as the Keeley we know from the show. Everyone’s Seen My Tits is a much deeper story of how Keeley Hazell has had to climb mountains to get where she’s at today. Along her journey, Keeley learns about the struggles that the patriarchy has set in place to make her fail. Despite being in abusive relationships, surviving a brutal car accident, moving across the world, and fighting the double standard when it comes to sex in the entertainment industry, Keeley survives & thrives. Keeley has landed a hard earned place in writing in the Ted Lasso writing room, writing the version of herself that we all know and love today.

Going into reading this, I wasn't familiar with Keeley (and I've never seen Ted Lasso), but I'm so glad I had the chance to read this book! I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the path Hazell took to where she is today, her outlook, and her growth throughout all of it. She's sharp, funny, and honest, and after I got a few chapters into the book, I didn't want to put it down. I wish we could've heard more from her about where she's at now, but I would love to read another book from her in the future to find out.

Thank you to Netgalley and Grand Central Publishing for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.

As someone with a doctorate in Gender Studies, I am a little guilty of feminism being a bit too esoteric and academic. Which is why I'm so excited that this is the most recent in a line of books like Ghetto Feminism, Emily Ratajkowski's My Body, which seek to ground their experience and their lives in feminism. Hazell makes a passionate argument that her choices - and her experiences - were influenced by her background in extreme poverty and trauma. She even provides a new perspective on Ted Lasso, which certainly made me reevaluate as a superfan.

I think it's awesome to see more sex workers (Hazell was a glamour model) reflect more on their experiences. This book doesn't provide easy answers, but it does ask important questions. I'm glad I read it. Thanks to Grand Central Publishing for the early copy.

The author's voice was so clear through the writing. It was so honest and raw. I loved her take on such important issues for females. I hadn't heard of her before reading this book and it made me want to know more about her and her work.

Wow! I really enjoyed this thoughtful, funny, heartbreaking, and honest memoir by Keeley Hazell. Through a series of essays, she pens stories about her childhood, glamour modeling, acting, fame, feminism, and more. She has a tremendous amount of grace and a great sense of humor. 5 stars!

Thank you to the publisher and NetGalley for the ARC!

a fun, quick and engaging read for me. the book was relatable at a lot of points and I enjoyed it. There were somethings that other readers might not enjoy because they were too centric.

Thank you NetGalley and Grand Central Publishing for the ARC! I really enjoyed this book overall as it was a quick, engaging read, and I appreciated the personal stories woven throughout. Keeley is incredibly honest, and I admired how openly she talked about the harder parts of her life, including her need for therapy and the fact that she’s still figuring things out. She didn’t gloss over anything, and that kind of vulnerability felt both brave and relatable. She’s also very funny, which made even the heavier moments feel grounded and human.

That said, there were a couple of things that pulled me out of it a bit. The timeline, especially from the car wreck through her relationship with Theo, felt a little convoluted. The narrative jumps made it hard to track where she was emotionally, particularly since the relationship itself was so up and down. I also found myself wanting a stronger ending. I hoped to see Keeley reclaim her story in a more definitive way. Maybe writing this book is her way of doing that. I hope so! She deserves it.

A series of personal essays that tell about Hazell’s upbringing, career with a candid and conversational tone. Her experiences and POV are interesting, but the writing style and essay format made this one not quite hit for me.

Funny, honest, vulnerable, sad, witty, and a million other adjectives. I really liked this one (and had no idea there was a Keeley behind on-screen Keeley)!.

This is a searing triumph, unflinchingly honest and deeply humane. It lays bare the hardships of growing up in a working class environment, where scraping together “chicken and chips money,” brushes with the law, and destructive choices shape limited options from the start. It confronts the degradation of revenge porn and the cruel mislabeling that follows, not by flinching away from the shame, but by transforming it into a powerful reckoning. The stories of domestic violence and on camera objectification hurt, but they never look away. Instead, they illuminate how class and gender intersect to restrict life’s choices, until there is a fight to reclaim agency and build something new. This is more than memoir—it is a radical act of truth telling that challenges stereotypes, demands empathy, and ultimately celebrates resilience.

Keeley Hazell’s Everyone’s Seen My Tits is an unexpected and refreshingly candid read. With sharp wit and surprising vulnerability, Hazell invites readers into a story that’s much more layered than it first appears. It touches on fame, identity, and resilience in a voice that feels both raw and relatable. Whether you’re familiar with her public persona or not, there’s something compelling here about finding power in your own narrative. A bold, thoughtful book that stays with you.

I absolutely loved this! I didn’t know much about Keeley other than the Ted Lasso/Jason Sudeikis of it all but, as everyone who meets her comes to find out, she’s so much more than what’s on the surface. I love reading about a messy person who is doing the best they can to get it right. Because aren’t we all? This one’s a true winner.

A really fantastic tale that fits in the broader conversation re-evaluating public treatment of female celebrities in the early 2000s. The voice is fantastic and really singular, and the author does an excellent job of explaining her context and choices over the course of two decades. She doesn't shy away from expressing frustration, and it's not tied up in a bow, but reflects a more honest perspective on celebrity, artistic passion, and creating a life of one's own, even when it's not easy.