That was such a great book! So moving, I found it incredibly easy to be empathetic to Keeley. I really loved to see the way she transforms throughout the book. The narration was great!

Keeley Hazell’s Everyone’s Seen My Tits is sharp, funny, and unexpectedly moving. More than a celebrity memoir, it’s a raw look at fame, identity, and self-worth, and being a female. Hazell’s voice is refreshingly honest, blending humor with emotional depth. A bold, heartfelt read.

Trigger warnings: Sexual content, emotional abuse, objectification, mental health.

So powerful. Keeley is so strong and had to deal with so much. I loved her honesty. The timeline confused me sometimes. This book made me so angry at men.

Everyone knows Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso, but did you know she’s actually based on Keeley Hazell, a former Page 3 (aka topless) model in the UK. Keeley grew up on the rough side of town, having to scheme & fight to have her basic needs met. Along the way, she hit success with her modeling, which pigeonholed her into a certain type of work or roles. Keeley tells her story about becoming an unlikely feminist, and her journey to becoming a writer on Ted Lasso, as well as a minor character in the show.

As a fan of Ted Lasso’s character, Keeley, I was expecting a totally different story. I ended up with a surprise, but in a real, raw, & inspiring way. The real Keeley’s life was not quite as glamorous as the Keeley we know from the show. Everyone’s Seen My Tits is a much deeper story of how Keeley Hazell has had to climb mountains to get where she’s at today. Along her journey, Keeley learns about the struggles that the patriarchy has set in place to make her fail. Despite being in abusive relationships, surviving a brutal car accident, moving across the world, and fighting the double standard when it comes to sex in the entertainment industry, Keeley survives & thrives. Keeley has landed a hard earned place in writing in the Ted Lasso writing room, writing the version of herself that we all know and love today.

Hearing Everyone’s Seen My Tits in Keeley’s own voice elevates the experience. Her narration is clear and concise, her accent is marvelous. Hearing Keeley talk about her traumatic experiences, as well as her victories, elevates the reading/listening experience.

Wow, that was powerful.

I typically don’t gravitate toward non-fiction, but I try to read one book a month in the genre and often lean toward memoirs, especially as audiobooks. It’s the one time I genuinely appreciate authors narrating their own work, as it makes the experience so much more personal.

This book offers a unique and unfiltered insight into the entertainment industry, as well as the emotional toll of having one’s private life exposed—often by the very people who claimed to love them.

Keeley Hazell gets incredibly vulnerable, opening up about deeply personal moments in a way that delivers a powerful reflection on what it means to be a woman in today’s world. I had never heard of her before requesting this book, but now I’ll definitely be seeking out her work. Her authenticity and candor completely won me over.

Her narration was fantastic. She spoke at a perfect pace, which brought the stories to life and added depth to each moment she shared.

The book releases on August 26, 2025, in all formats. If you enjoy memoirs that are equal parts cheeky, tragic, and uplifting, don’t miss this one.

I am thankful to have gotten a complimentary audio ALC from Hachette Audio through NetGalley to read which gave me the opportunity to voluntarily leave a review.

My general rating system is below. Since I primarily read ARC books I rate according to how I think like minded readers will receive the book. I will round up or down depending on many factors and try not to let my personal wants affect a books ratings.

⭐️ Hated It but pushed through as I don’t DNF ARCs I have received.
⭐️⭐️ Had a lot of trouble, prose issues, content issues, poorly edited.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Meh, it was an ok read but it had something that stopped me from rounding up. Usually the book may have much more potential than what was given. I recommend it but with reservations.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I Really enjoyed it or think others will. These are solid reads that I definitely would recommend for a variety of reasons.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Outstanding! These are books that remain rent free in my head for well after unfinished the book. It can be for a variety of reasons from being very well written or just the vibes that captured my mind. These books are also ones I would probably read again