Full disclosure I went into this blind and not knowing who Keeley was. I found this humorous and heartbreaking and enraging and wonderful. I think she was brave for telling her story and it should be heard. We definitely tend to judge people only on what the media feeds us and forget they are real life people. This was very well done.

I had no idea who Keeley Hazell was when I wanted to listen this book just because of the amazing cover and the title. First chapter hooked me in and I was mesmesmerized by the audio and the story. I think I laughed my butt off couple of times aswell and also felt super bad for her — so definitely some emotional rollercoaster.

Love going in blind, love being surprised totally. I really did not expect this to be memoir, more like short story-collection from different lifes. Which is why I loved it even more when it was a well done audiobook and memoir. Made me google actually who Keeley is… and I was surprised to see she made the audiobook herself!

I enjoyed learning about Keeley, as someone who is always seeking to know more about feminism from the perspective of people who live at different intersections of womanhood. I did go into the book thinking that there would be more feminism involved, but it was still a solid memoir otherwise and she has a very interesting life. There were parts that dragged a bit, but I did get a lot of laughs as well as moments of reflection when hearing her come to terms with “the way things are” and still try to remain resilient through it all. Also, I have never watched Ted Lasso but I’ve heard people rave about it. I imagine that it’s so interesting to watch someone play a fictional version of you, like an out of body experience. I appreciate Keeley for inviting us into her world. 3.75

Did I know who Keeley was before picking up this book? Absolutely not. Did the cover and title completely pull me in? Without a doubt.

This memoir was such a delight. Reading it felt like sitting with your best friend over bottomless mimosas on a Chicago rooftop in the middle of summer—equal parts gossip, raw confession, and unexpected depth. There’s plenty of humor, a touch of trauma, and, best of all, a real sense of growth and healing woven throughout. It’s messy in a raw way, and that’s what makes it so fun.

I actually never heard of Keeley Hazell before this book, but with this title and cover, I just had to read it.

Keeley's life wasn't easy. In her first 22 years, she went through more than most people. But she never lost hope to get out of the place where she grew up. And it's really aspiring to learn what she achieved in her life. In the last view, chapters I just rooted for her and to hear about all the things in her life from the age of 22 to now were heartbreaking. But all of that makes this book and the ending even more powerful.

The audiobook is also narrated by the author, Keeley Hazell, herself. And to hear the feeling in her voice makes the book even better. I can just recommend listening to it.

Thank you to NetGalley, Hachette Audio, and the author for the opportunity to listen to an Advance Listener's Copy (ALC) in exchange for my honest review.

This was a collection of personal stories written and read by Keeley herself. I loved hearing it her own voice and was engaged the whole way throughout. Does discuss some serious things but in a lighter way.

I was a big fan of Ted Lasso, and was excited to read this book, but unfortunately this book was not for me. While there were some funny moments, I mostly found myself frustrated while reading. For a book that claims to be ‘from an unlikely feminist’, there wasn’t a lot of reflections on how her experiences shaped her idea of feminism. The digs at her fellow female co-stars also felt a little harsh.

Thanks NetGalley for the ARC!

A pleasant surprise! I received an advanced audiobook copy of this memoir and had gotten Keeley Hazell and Juno Temple (who plays Keeley Jones in Ted Lasso) mixed up. I had no idea Hazell was actually the inspiration for the character.

Hazell was dealt a rough hand in life, which she writes about candidly. She grew up poor, became a topless model, endured revenge porn, and ultimately learned to stand up for herself and succeed. Her voice and personality really shine through on the audiobook.

Thank you to #NetGalley and Hachette Audio for an advanced audiobook copy of #EveryonesSeenMyTits.

Thanks to Hachette Audio and NetGalley for the advance listener copy. I really enjoyed that this was read by the author. The memoir was sad, funny, frustrating and hopeful at turns. I had never heard of the author so I had no idea what it would be about and was pleasantly surprised!

Everyone's Seen My Tits
Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist
by Keeley Hazell.
An autobiography of a celebrity, the title and the pop art book cover were enough to grab my attention. But I was awed by the book from the moment I started it till the end. I liked that unlike other autobiographies with heavy aristoactic sentences to make the main character seem important, the writing here was natural, raw and simple. It made the main character more relatable. She was and still is a celebrity. But deep down she is just like any another female. She did whatever she had to do to make her own identity in the toxic misogynistic society. In this glamorous life of hers, she had some tragic trigger warning incidents as well.
The narrator Keeley Hazell did a brilliant job bringing the character come alive from the pages to the audio.
A good nonfiction read even for fiction lovers as well.

(4.25/5, rounded up)
Picked this up for 2 reasons—Keeley's my fav character in 𝙏𝙚𝙙 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙤 & 𝘐, 𝘵𝘰𝘰, have had everyone see my tits (tho 𝘮𝘺 everyone comprised of a smaller population).

Having worked as a 👕less model, Keeley brings a perspective on being a feminist that's equally unique & vital. You can work 👕less & be actively feminist. As a reader you get to aknowledge & confront the infamous blindspots in feminism (conscious or not) as she'd been presented them. 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘶𝘴.

In high-school, my bf shared my nudes w the entire locker room. We were together at the time, I didnt find out til we'd broken up. 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 🌽? 𝘐𝘥𝘬. But I do know things didn't end amicably & "I sWEaR I DeLEteD TheM" my 🍑 🙄 So w breakup ⛽️ added to the 🔥, who knows where the 📸 could end up?
That fear.... Keeley puts it so well in 𝙀𝙎𝙈𝙏 that I'll leave it to her—but if you've been there, I bet the feeling's easy to recall. (Anyone who 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 had em shared but 𝘩𝘢𝘴 sent em, hold on to your 👒s—this may apply to you too one day thx to tech, revenge sold separately.)

What's unique to Keeley's experience is having consigned 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 of the 📸 already out there—in a much different context—but for some reason, some people aren't able to find those nuances. Hopefully Keeley can help those people.

Even better than her essays on revenge 🌽 were those on 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨—a term idk how I'd never heard before but is now ingrained—& feminism.

The essays focusing more on her experiences than social commentary felt a bit jumbled & hectic at times, but considering the content—such is life. ᴏᴘᴛ ғᴏʀ 🎧 ᴛᴏ ʟᴏʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ!

I had no clue 𝙏𝙇's Keeley was based on a badass, IRL Keeley (w the press done for 𝙏𝙇...how is that possible!?) So if nothing else—this is one of the celeb memoirs I feel it's owed to them to read if you've loved their work(𝙏𝙇's Keeley). Not out of pity, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭. & has this whole time, 𝘧𝘬 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥.

Thank you bunches to Keeley Hazell & Grand Central Press for the #gifted copy, & NetGalley & Hachette Audio too! I LOVED being able to read & listen in tandem—esp early :)

Funny, not funny. This isn’t a slapstick, raunchy comedy. It’s an intimate, raw and honest account of a woman’s life story that is both exceptional and relatable. Sexism and misogyny in their many forms aren’t funny but the writing and delivery of this self-narrated memoir are brilliant in their execution and they hit in every way.

Memoirs usually drag and brag. Not this one. Keeley’s raw account and sharp wit tell her story through powerful vignettes that bring to life a complex, evolving person as she grows to understand her self worth as defined by, resisting and sometimes rejecting the norms and expectations put on her by society — as a girl growing up poor in London, as a “page three model,” as an early career model and actor whose life is upended by a doxed sex tape.

In one hilarious scene in which she drunkenly serenades whoever was manning the jail where she spent a night after smashing up some stuff: “I sang until I couldn’t sing and then I must have passed out. I’ve got to say, before Mariah cornered the Christmas market, she really nailed sad white girl music.”

Memoirs usually bore and irritate me but this one is a delight and now I want to be Keeley’s friend and follow her career closely. I can’t wait to see what comes next.

Thanks to NetGalley for an opportunity to read this advance reader copy in exchange for an honest review.

(•)(•) 𝐴𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑅𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤 (•)(•)

“𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑢𝑒.”

For the first time ever, Keeley Hazell, at 16, becomes financially independent as a page 3 model.

In this brave new world, she lives her best life.

But her financial freedom through glamour modeling is quickly transmuted into sexual objectification.

In other words? She involuntarily becomes a sex symbol.

And, eventually, Keeley learns what happens when the job you love gives you a reputation you never asked for…

• You’re thought of as having nothing to offer but sex.
• You question whether you deserve sexual privacy.
• Your trauma becomes entertainment.
• You’re blamed for men’s actions.
• Everyone makes money off your body except for you.

Keeley narrates this audiobook herself, and she puts everything she has into it. It’s a one-woman show. It’s a performance. It’s a rallying cry.

You hear the sadness, the rage, the panic, the trauma, the betrayal. You hear her on the verge of tears, you hear the catch in her throat as she recounts trying to figure out who she is in a world where a man’s vengeful actions publicly mislabeled her “a porn star.”

But she never runs away. She fights. And it’s with this strength that she reiterates to women everywhere that the injustices we will face aren’t enough to break us as long as we fight back.

Everyone’s Seen My Tits is saturated with cut-your-throat, nail-biting poignancy, humor, and unbridled soul-bearing truth.

So, pour yourself a drink, grab your besties, and strap in for this unapologetic, hilarious, gut-wrenching, and applaud-worthy memoir.

I grabbed this book because I was a little curious about the Keeley the other Keeley was based on, I had no idea she had gone through so much, what a sad reality to grow up with so many men seeing women as objects, and not just women but young girls, just trying to survive in an environment designed to keep them down, but she succeeded through resilience and looks, but then she had to pay a high price for it, but then again she raises above all that.
She did an excellent job with the narration too.

i didn’t know who this was when i requested it but i’m so glad i did. this was funny, relatable, and juicy, which is everything i needed from a book with the word tits in the title.

I was instantly drawn to this book by its title and cover and sold when I saw the author. As a Ted Lasso fan, where the main character Keeley is named for and based on her, I didn't know much about the actual Keeley. FYI: I'm glad I got to know the REAL her.

I grew up in the same era as Keeley. Because of this, I related to her. Despite being from different countries, I saw my own childhood and upbringing reflected in hers, and a lot of her sentiments mirrored my own.

After becoming a page 3 model, her life was a whirlwind. Reading this book felt like its own TV series or movie. A few times when she'd mention her age at the time of an incident, I was gobsmacked at what she experienced so young. Yet here she is: darkly funny, unflinchingly honest, smart, resilient and beautifully authentic. Her ruminations on what it takes to be a woman in today's world and the tricky conflicting views of what feminism means are enlightening.

If you're looking for BTS gossip of Ted Lasso, you won't find it here; this is Keeley's story, her life. In fact, what is said on that subject by the end was eye opening to me, and my heart ached for Keeley thinking of how insane that whole situation clearly feels to her. But you'll need to read her story first if you want to know that.

🎙️ Nothing makes a memoir type of book feel even more personal than hearing it narrated by the author themself, as this one is by Keeley. It was an added joy to pair my book with audio. (It also felt full circle that Keeley finally got to portray herself to tell her story.) Hearing Keeley recount her own tales in not just her words but her voice elevated this book to whole new level. She did a fantastic job on the narration, and I could have listened to her talk for hours on end.

When I was going through the available audiobooks on NetGalley last week and spotted this title: “Everyone’s Seen My Tits”, how could I not stop and see what this one was about!

“The only way out of the ghetto is through boxing, singing or crime, for me it was my tits.”

Keeley Hazell shot to fame when she won a competition to be the next Page 3 girl for the Sun Newspaper. Moving from her council estate to her swanky apartment in Canary Wharf, everything seemed to be on the up for Keeley, that was until her Ex Boyfriend sold their sex tape to the press. This was in the era before MeToo, revenge porn laws and even before Kim K’s sex tape. Keeley’s career and reputation were in tatters.This is her story of how she refused to change her name, hide from her past and leave the tabloids behind.

This was an heart wrenching and heart warming listen filled stories of hardship and humour. It definitely distracted me from my painting!

I picked this up because I was vaguely aware of Keeley Hazell from her role on Ted Lasso. I thought it was a well-done memoir and I think the author did a great job narrating the book.

I want to thank NetGalley for my first ever early access read! All of these thoughts are entirely my own.
This was an amazing memoir, made even more appealing in audiobook form by the author’s South London accent.
Keeley takes us on a journey through her early life, fraught with domestic violence, class oppression, and lack of opportunity; then into her young adulthood, where she learned the monetary value of the body she was born with, as well as how far men will go to take every advantage they can.
Knock OnlyFans all you want but at least those women are in full control of their bodies and what they share…Page 3 (a regular staple of The Sun for 40 years under Rupert Murdoch) exploited women (and girls, some as young as 16) with very little autonomy once their naked breasts were photographed.
Keeley overcame a lot in her life to get to do what she actually loves: writing and acting. You may know her from her recent role as Bex on Ted Lasso, though the role of Keeley (played by Juno Temple) was written based on her!
Overall, this was a funny, moving, heart-wrenching and brutally honest book, full of excellent storytelling and super relatable writing from a woman like any other, fighting to thrive in this patriarchal capitalistic society.

3 stars – honest, engaging, and worth a listen

I went into Everyone’s Seen My Tits knowing very little about Keeley Hazell beyond vaguely recognising her name (and later realising she shares it with a character from Ted Lasso). Her memoir takes you from her working-class childhood in South London to Page 3 fame, through messy relationships, public exploitation, and eventually a shift toward acting and writing.

I listened to the audiobook, which she narrates herself, and that’s definitely the way to experience it. Hazell’s voice is warm and witty, and she somehow manages to share tough, often shocking moments with a lightness that makes you want to keep listening. The early chapters really shine — unfiltered, funny, and sharp, even while tackling deeply personal challenges.

What stood out most to me were the feminist reflections threaded through the book — the moments where she connects her story to the bigger picture of how women are judged and valued. Those sections were powerful and thought-provoking, and I actually wish the book had leaned even further into them. A bit more time exploring those ideas could have made the memoir land on an even higher note.

That said, it’s still a bold and heartfelt read. Hazell has a natural storytelling style that’s both disarming and relatable, and she doesn’t shy away from the messy truth. If you like memoirs that mix grit, humour, and moments of real insight, this one’s worth adding to your list.

Thanks to NetGalley and Hachette Audio for the advance copy