Thank you to Hachette Audio, Grand Central Publishing, and Netgalley for providing this audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review.

This was an interesting insight into both the life of Keeley Hazell, but also a world I knew quite little about. Keeley tells the story of her coming of age and being a Page 3 model while dealing with conflicting feelings and trying to branch out. Mixed between raunchy stories and sobering memories are deeply poignant moments of feminist theory and analysis. I am truly glad Keeley has been able to find peace and a fulfilling career for herself, I feel like she's my friend after this and I will be rooting for her from here on out. The narration played no small part in making this story be as funny and emotional as it was.
Keeley, I hope you know you have so many people on your side.

I absolutely LOVED this one. I went in not knowing who the author is but, the title intrigued me and I was not disappointed. Keeley is hilarious and such a good storyteller- at times it felt like she was my bestie sending me a voice memo. She had me laughing but, also crying as she talked about her life experiences. I could not put this one down and I was actually sad when it was over. Thank you Keeley for this masterpiece & telling your story and i'm grateful I got to hear it.

This was a fun memoir. I had no idea who Keeley was before this book. I picked it up because, since my mastectomy, I'm just drawn to stories involving boobs. 😛

The audiobook is read by the author, and it was a great listen! She is witty, and fun. Her memoir follows her journey from "low-class" to topless model, to her attempts at becoming an actress. It reveals part of the dark side of this fame, and the evil ex-boyfriends put her through.

This memoir makes her so really. Human. Just someone trying her best to have a good life, using whatever is available to her.

Thanks to NetGalley for the ARC.

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📖 Story Thoughts :When I started this memoir, I honestly had no idea who I was reading about. As I went on, I realized that Keeley Jones from the TV show Ted Lasso is actually based on this author. This memoir gave me all the feels. Keeley poured her heart out in a raw yet funny way, and I still can’t believe half the things she went through in her life. It is a true redemption story that leaves you both angry at how women have been treated in the modeling industry and incredibly proud of Keeley for everything she has overcome.

🎧 Audiobook Thoughts:
Narrated by Keeley Hazell • 9 hr, 5 min
Keeley did such a great job narrating her book. She was hilarious when it called for it, and her sarcasm spoke to me. I could feel her anger and embarrassment through her tone. She kept me hanging on her every word and made me feel all the emotions she must have felt while dealing with everything she has faced in her life.

📚 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎:
📖Memoir
📈Coming of age
🏷️Breaking free from labels
🫶🏼Overcoming adversity
📸Fame and glamour
🩷Reinvention
🤣Funny
🗣️Raw honesty

📸𝕄𝕐 ℝ𝔸𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾📸
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

💕Q U O T E: “𝐼𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐼 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉. 𝐼𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎. 𝐼𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝒾𝒹-𝒾𝓉 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈.”

🙏 Thank you @grandcentralpub for this free book, and @netgalley, and @hachetteaudio for this ALC in exchange for my honest thoughts.💕

I loved this book and I love Keeley. She is smart, hilarious, and inspiring. All of this and more is conveyed wonderfully in this book.

Absolutely loved hearing Keeley’s story… the real Keeley! For fans of The Royals, Ted Lasso, Page 3 and women paving their own way. Keeley has overcome extraordinary circumstances and has so much to show for herself. She is an inspiration to keep going.

Thank you to Hatchette Audio and NetGalley for the opportunity to listen to and review this book in advance of it’s release!

I’m from the US, so only know the name Keeley Hazell due to Ted Lasso. I requested this audio on a whim, not really knowing what to expect. Turns out, the character “Keeley” on TL wasn’t just loosely based on the real Keeley. Listening to her voice made me realize how well Juno Temple brought the real Keeley to life. She’s warm, effusive, witty, and intelligent, with a no-nonsense undercurrent of “I can handle any sh*t the world wants to throw at me.”

This audio is stellar. Keeley reads it so well that it feels more like a chat than narration. She did a wonderful job, plus the recording is clear with smooth transitions.

The book itself is very intimate. This isn’t a woman who keeps a barrier between herself and her audience. It felt honest, and I could feel the emotions behind each story she told. The only negative note for me was how clearly bitter it has left her towards the woman who portrayed her in TL. In fairness, Juno Temple (brilliantly) played her, and became (deservedly) globally famous, wealthy, and now has her pick of any role she wants. The real Keeley has had a lifetime of hard knocks, and I can understand that it must feel unfair to feel left out of her own life. Aside of that, this book is full of energy and terrific storytelling. Keeley is an engaging writer.

Surprisingly entertaining and honest! I’ll certainly be recommending this book.

Thank you’s to NetGalley and Hachette Audio for granting access to an advanced copy of this book per my request.

This book was fast paced and engaging throughout. The author did a great job of adding some light comedy at points even when discussing topics that were of a more serious nature.

3.5 stars.

I really enjoyed the way Keeley narrated her own story. At times it felt like a friend was chatting with me about her life which kept me engaged and listening. I had no idea who Keeley was before requesting this title as I am not from the right generation, but she truly did not have an easy life. I loved how she wasn't ashamed of sharing details of her life that people used to shame her for.

It might sound strange, but at times it reminded me of a Taylor Jenkins Reid novel with a powerful main character who went through so much yet still managed to build a legacy. Her story was incredibly inspiring and I truly hope she has found peace.

The main reason I did not rate it higher is because of the repetition. A few sentences and facts were repeated almost word for word to the point where I thought I had accidentally rewound the audio, but I had not. This happened multiple times and did pull me out of the flow a little, which is why I gave it 3.5 stars instead of 4 or higher.

I received this audiobook from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Thank you for the ALC

I absolutely loved listening to Keeley Hazell narrate her own story. Her voice carried a warmth, humor, and candor that made me feel as though she was speaking directly to me. I often laughed out loud at her sharp wit, but she also wasn’t afraid to take on important and uncomfortable topics—misogyny, the social construction of beauty, the objectification of women, and how these forces shape both public perception and private identity.

What stood out most to me was her vulnerability. Keeley opens up about her working-class childhood, the cost of fame, and moments of deep personal hurt—such as dealing with revenge porn, a humiliating interview, and the loss of control over her own narrative. She manages to balance self-deprecating humor with a level of emotional honesty that feels rare.

Only after finishing did I learn that she inspired the character of Keeley Jones on *Ted Lasso*, which added another fascinating layer to the memoir. It’s interesting to see how her real experiences parallel that fictional role, yet also diverge in rawness and realism.

I’m especially glad I chose the audiobook over the printed version. Keeley’s narration adds intimacy and personality that make the story feel alive, like sharing a conversation over coffee rather than reading a distant account.

**Final verdict:** A funny, heartfelt, and unapologetically honest memoir that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Highly recommended for listeners who appreciate humor alongside vulnerability.

**Thank you to NetGalley** for providing access to this audiobook—it’s a story I’ll be thinking about for a long time.

Thank you, NetGalley, for the opportunity to review this audiobook.

Everyone's Seen My Tits is a light-hearted and dynamic memoir where Keeley Hazell reflects on the choices and circumstances that shaped her journey into becoming an “unlikely feminist”. It is told through a series of vivid, story-driven essays, moving between flashbacks to her adolescence and her rebellious teenage years, drawing the reader into moments of humiliation and shame, and highlighting the misogyny and injustice she endured throughout her career. Hazell balances humour with vulnerability, capturing both the absurdities and the harsher realities of life in the public eye.

I went into this one blind, and the audiobook, narrated by Hazell herself, was especially engaging. Her delivery felt conversational, and I finished it in just a few days. One critique I have is that the writing occasionally leaned on clichéd metaphors that felt quite awkward.

Overall, it’s an enjoyable and relatable listen. I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good memoir.

Keeley Hazell tells her story of growing up in lower class London, becoming a page 3 (topless) model, surviving her ex leaking a sex video, and trying to find her way in Hollywood.

I wasn't sure what to expect out of this memoir, but it blew me away. Keeley shares her story in a raw and real way, while also inserting humor into the narrative.

I loved that the audiobook was narrated by Keeley. It felt like listening to a friend talk about their life experiences. She brought humor and gumption to the book.

I love Ted Lasso, so I was intrigued when I saw this memoir come out from the woman that inspired Keeley's character. I listened to the audiobook, which was narrated by the author, which is a format I love for memoirs. She reflects on her life in a series of essays that are both reflective and filled with humorous moments. She comes from a working-class British background, and focuses on how her upbringing shaped her life experiences. While she touches on the fame aspects of her life, it is not the main focus of her memoir. Instead, her primary focus is self-examination of her views on feminism. If you're in the mood for a memoir that is both funny and reflective, this could be a great listen!

Thank you to NetGalley and Grand Central Publishing for a copy of this book!

I had to try to go into this audiobook as unbiased as possible as someone who was and remains a big fan of Ted Lasso. Keeley's story is very interesting, tragic at times, and most of the essays were interesting to listen to. However, the author pens this book as "stories and reflections from an unlikely feminist", so when the author very clearly throws shade at the actress who plays Keeley on Ted Lasso, it feels like she has missed the point of her own book. Juno didn't cast Keeley, and calling her a nepo baby is pretty unfair. I think her frustrations at that situation were directed at a woman (if not more... it feels like other female actresses both on and off that show - the line about "they take their kids to fancy schools they never would've gotten into otherwise" - a judgmental assessment) take heat where the men involved do not. Seems like she missed a huge opportunity to be uplifting to other women here.

As far as the narration, I know the author reads her own memoir but I feel like maybe she could've used some coaching or something? It was almost unlistenable without putting it on 1.5x or 1.75x... she reads it so slow and robotic. I feel like she would've benefited from some more support in audio narration.

It was tempting to give this book 2 stars (especially given the narration) but this is her story and other than the part mentioned and my opinion, this is her story to share and I don't want to take too much away from that.

Thank you NetGalley and Hachette Audio | Grand Central Publishing for the advanced audiobook in exchange for my honest review.

This is the memoir of Keeley Hazell, a British woman born in a working-class family in 1986. You'll read about her unstable childhood house, her rocky adolescence and her career as a glamour model. About her heartbreaks, traumas as a DV victim, her move to LA and her attempt at having a career as an actor.

I love memoirs, and I specially love listening to memoirs when the author is also the narrator. Keeley Hazell narrates the book with so much passion and emotion that it feels like you're listening to your best friend telling you her life story and you cannot stop.

I know nothing about growing up in the UK and I haven't watched Ted Lasso so this person and her story was brand new to me. I learned a lot about growing up in lower London that I never knew before. The details of a misogynistic, sexist society made my blood boil. This book made me so so angry, and I want everyone to read it and feel the same anger from how unfair and unjust this world is. It's hard to believe some events of this book happened only 10-15 years ago in the UK, can you imagine what stories women in the less progressive countries have to tell? I applaud Keeley Hazell for being so vulnerable and not holding back because even though we're now living in a more "open minded" society, we have not reached full gender equality and we still have a long way to go.

One of my favourite excerpts from the book:
"Many years later, I'd date a male model who had a massive scar across his stomach and salt and pepper hair. His scar was a sex symbol that added to his appeal. Photographers wanted to photograph it. If the same scar had been on a woman, it would've been treated very differently. She'd only be photographed as part of an art school meant to empower women by celebrating their imperfections. She'd be labeled brave and the interviewers would ask how she came to accept this obvious imperfection of hers."

Everyone’s Seen My Tits is a memoir by Keeley Hazell that dives into her experience in becoming an unlikely feminist. I am a huge fan of memoirs so I have been highly anticipating this book. I was also drawn in by the bold cover.

I don’t know what I was expecting when I started this but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed this memoir. It’s funny and emotional. I would be laughing out loud one minute and tearing up the next. Hazell’s journey through childhood into adulthood is so engaging and raw.

Hazell narrates the audiobook and I think that truly made this a fantastic reading experience. I felt like I was on a phone call with a friend who was telling me about their day. Hazell somehow manages to make her narration sound like she is talking directly to you which is a true talent.

I can see myself recommending this to a lot of people. Especially young women who are trying to just get through their day to day life and feel like it can be so overwhelming sometimes.

That was such a great book! So moving, I found it incredibly easy to be empathetic to Keeley. I really loved to see the way she transforms throughout the book. The narration was great!

Keeley Hazell’s Everyone’s Seen My Tits is sharp, funny, and unexpectedly moving. More than a celebrity memoir, it’s a raw look at fame, identity, and self-worth, and being a female. Hazell’s voice is refreshingly honest, blending humor with emotional depth. A bold, heartfelt read.

Trigger warnings: Sexual content, emotional abuse, objectification, mental health.

So powerful. Keeley is so strong and had to deal with so much. I loved her honesty. The timeline confused me sometimes. This book made me so angry at men.

Everyone knows Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso, but did you know she’s actually based on Keeley Hazell, a former Page 3 (aka topless) model in the UK. Keeley grew up on the rough side of town, having to scheme & fight to have her basic needs met. Along the way, she hit success with her modeling, which pigeonholed her into a certain type of work or roles. Keeley tells her story about becoming an unlikely feminist, and her journey to becoming a writer on Ted Lasso, as well as a minor character in the show.

As a fan of Ted Lasso’s character, Keeley, I was expecting a totally different story. I ended up with a surprise, but in a real, raw, & inspiring way. The real Keeley’s life was not quite as glamorous as the Keeley we know from the show. Everyone’s Seen My Tits is a much deeper story of how Keeley Hazell has had to climb mountains to get where she’s at today. Along her journey, Keeley learns about the struggles that the patriarchy has set in place to make her fail. Despite being in abusive relationships, surviving a brutal car accident, moving across the world, and fighting the double standard when it comes to sex in the entertainment industry, Keeley survives & thrives. Keeley has landed a hard earned place in writing in the Ted Lasso writing room, writing the version of herself that we all know and love today.

Hearing Everyone’s Seen My Tits in Keeley’s own voice elevates the experience. Her narration is clear and concise, her accent is marvelous. Hearing Keeley talk about her traumatic experiences, as well as her victories, elevates the reading/listening experience.