Whine

50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior

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Pub Date Apr 18 2017 | Archive Date Aug 01 2017

Description

This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book…this is wine pairing for the weary! From sweet, pink wines to full-bodied reds, Whine has the humor (and libations) to help you survive parenthood.

Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rosé for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk.

Whine includes 50 perfect pairings to matchyour child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA!

So whether you like your "juice" from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.
This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book…this is wine pairing for the weary! From sweet, pink wines to full-bodied reds, Whine has the humor (and libations) to help you survive parenthood.

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ISBN 9781631063350
PRICE $16.99 (USD)
PAGES 128

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This was a really funny and fun read! Totally relatable stories and a nice reminder mothers are not alone, we all go through the same things.

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This book is hilarious. Such a fun escape! I think it will be a good seller for those stressed out Moms.

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I really liked this book. Before I read this book I had no idea of who Kennifer was now I'm a follower of blog. Her writing is great and I sure wish I had this book when my nine year old was a little tyke. But even still I am going through some of the tween and teen stages suffice to say I don't know which is worst. I do know that I enjoy me a glass of wine every so often and will looking to stack my bar with these recommendations. This was a very entertaining read and the way she describes the attitudes in so much detail is hilarious. I can't wait until I can pop my bottle of champagne!

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This is a cute book for parents of all stages. I will definitely add this to my list of go to gifts for any new parents who I know like wine. The descriptions help parents feel like there are others out there who are going through the same madness with their offspring, and makes it okay to sit back and enjoy a glass, or bottle, of wine. I follow this author on Facebook and love her humour.
I can't wait to purchase a copy for myself, and a good friend for Christmas this year.

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