Meat City on Fire and Other Assorted Debacles
by Angel Luis Colón
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Pub Date 04 Dec 2017 | Archive Date 11 Dec 2017
Angel Luis Colón invites you on a short tour of the world as a literary mix tape to that strange Goth girl with the lazy eye who still wants nothing to do with you; no matter how good that fedora looks on your head.
So what’s in store for your brain?
Follow three major moments in the life of gambling addict and mafia muscle Sean Clarke as he goes from soft-hearted kid to full-blown bastard to broken old man.
Thrill at the short-lived and incredibly violent courtship, marriage, and honeymoon of Hank and Annie.
The set of the country’s most popular trash TV talk show is appropriately trashier than what makes the air.
Beards make absolutely terrible trophies.
Sometimes you’ll crawl through the fire and smoke for a chance at a semi-decent score and a way out of working in a place called “Meat City”.
All that along with even more violence, revenge, Lee Van Cleef, light sex crimes, and cannibals than you can shake a stick at!
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Think of this collection of sixteen short fables as little lessons on life, as kind of a self -help book that offers sage advice on how to stand up to bullies, how to plan a memorable wedding, how to investigate a crime scene, how to collect the vig for the local money man, how to choose a nice restaurant, how to put on a dinner show for all the neighbors, and more. Okay, think of it maybe as a self-help book for Couisin Vinny and then some. These stories are a bit twisted, a bit off kilter. And, as you read them, you are never sure how far out they are going to.
A terrific journey through the tough places in life, the gritty sweat-soaked places no one wants to talk about. If you are into real crime fiction, you've found the good stuff, the hardcore stuff you just can't get enough of no matter how hard you search for your next fix. Ain't no sugarplum fairies here. It's a world of knife fights, gunshots, betrayals, backstabbers, desperate people at the end of their strings. And, really not a bad one in the whole bunch.
Many of these stories have appeared in various crime zines or anthologies, but it's pretty unlikely you stumbled across many of these before.
It’s no secret I like Angel Luis Colón’s writing. I have reviewed both of his Blacky Jaguar books as well as the first in his Fantine Park series, No Happy Endings. So a collection of Colón’s short stories, Meat City on Fire and Other Assorted Debacles (Down & Out Books), would most likely be something I would enjoy. And enjoy I did.
There’s a cadence to Colón’s writing that I can ease right into away whether a story is set in a trailer park or in the Bronx. Colón gets the reader inside his characters’ heads as we witness how so many bad decisions are made, usually quickly and without thought of consequences. In “They’ll Choke On Your Lies”, Gerald, dressed in a priest’s frock, has recently robbed a liquor store and is picked up by two Mormon-looking strangers who have mistaken Gerald for another priest. Nervous about his situation, Gerald convinces himself with a lot of maybes that this would be a good score for him even though all his instincts tell him to run.
Gerald wrung his hands. Uncomfortable with the fraternity talk. It was both familiar and a little unnerving. The instinct to turn tail and run was there, but there was no place to go. The way the theater was positioned—surrounded by highways and no pedestrian path—made it nearly impossible to leave and elude if there was a chase. No, it was better to stay the course. Maybe he’d find a way to steal the Celica as there were no other cars in the lot. Instead, Gerald occupied himself with thoughts of potential gains from this sudden turn of events. Both Jacob and Henry were well-dressed, healthy, and clean. They didn’t seem to be the rich types, but they were also living it up in an abandoned movie theater and did not seem to be in need of a bath or medical attention. All signs pointed to a payoff. Something that would make the charade worth his while.
In Angel Luis Colón’s dialogues, there are no words misspoken, only the true utterances of his characters and never any uncomfortable and extended conversation. In a phone call between Evie and Kathy in “Saltimbocca”, a drunk Kathy calls Evie “love” and Evie, pissed at Kathy, is quite short with her. In lesser hands, everything would have been overexplained, but Colón writes how people actually talk.
My phone rings only steps away from my front door.
“Hello?” I don’t bother to check who it is. I’m finally craving interaction.
“Evie, love, are you sick? You sound dreadful.” Kathy’s voice is slurred, “I’m so so sorry. Lost track of time.”
“Oh, that’s fine,” I lie. Her state is a little annoying. Clearly her morning was fun or she wouldn’t be in the drink.
“Look,” she clears her throat, “I need a little help. Are you home?”
“I’m actually at my front door now.”
“Ah, great. I’m only a few stops off. Eighty-Sixth and Madison, right?”
There is a certain enjoyment in reading a short story collection rather than an anthology.* Even though Colón’s stories wander from a county on fire to two men digging up a treasure in a basement, there is a consistent voice that allows the reader to easily move from a story about bestiality to one about an LSD trip. Colón’s collection has a few previously published short stories from Thuglit, All Due Respect, Spinetingler, Flash Fiction Offensive and other places, but there are plenty, if not more, unpublished stories. If you find revenge, darkness, and desperation attractive then Angel Luis Colon’s Meat City on Fire and Other Assorted Debacles is for you.