HOT MESS LOVE (formerly titled BOINK'D) - A Contemporary Romance Novel

Genre and Steamy Level: High Steam Level. It is schmexy rompy New Adult Romance more than safe, polite Romantic Comedy.

What happens when my beautiful British crush du jour with serious-boyfriend-potential unexpectedly becomes my archenemy billionaire boss who's determined to fire me? I'm a total hot mess because I might just be falling in love.

Okay, it’s true. I am totally the thirstiest single girl in all of Chicago for wanting to drink those dimples right off his beautiful, Euro-chiseled face the moment he walks up to my candy counter and says, “Cheers” with his posh British accent and deliciously devilish smirk. #EarlofStudlandia

He’s offering me a one-night stand in his penthouse hotel suite and I’m the kind of habitual hot mess who’s willing to accept it, if I wasn’t already overcommitted. #MistressofMisbehavin

You see, I’ve been suckered into accepting this crazy second job. Despite the fact that I’ve never held a respectable, responsible gig for more than a month in my life, I’m now the social media director of Boink, my favorite online store selling “intimate accessories” for single girls like me who not only want to have frivolous sex in the city, but who also don’t want to wait around for Prince Charming to magically swipe right, just so I can experience my nightly Mighty O’s. #MyPleasureChest #MyFemaleEmpowerment

But there’s just one problem—Boink’s old crotchety chief investor, who I’ve never met, is determined to force the business into bankruptcy, and the only way I can keep Boink afloat—and my new job as its Director of Cumbacks in play—is if I can convince my newest nemesis, Mr. Kit Crusty Balls, that I can turn around his failing company faster than its JackRabbits can make me say, Ooh-ooh-ooh-OOH-LA-LA-LAAAAaaaaaaa.

And hopefully, whenever he returns to Chicago, Earl of Studlandia and I will finally have our royally raunchy romp, despite the fact that our impromptu texting affair and unexpected emotional connection might be softening my noncommittal Snarky Brat heart into the fantasy of something more than just one night of whoreplay. After all, I’m now the respectable, responsible social media director of Boink. Maybe it’s time for a sexy international man candy of mystery to persuade me to find love within my own pleasure chest. #OnlyFoolsFallinLove #FirstTimeFanGirlofFoolishness

PLEASE NOTE: this is a stand-alone romantic comedy with a very high steam level.  It's a funny, rompy, and sometimes raunchy ride, so take note before requesting this ARC. Reviewers will be asked to leave their reviews on either Amazon and/or Goodreads when the book goes live on October 15, 2019. Reviewers should state that they received a copy of the book from Netgalley; however, it's best practice now to say that you received the ARC and are reviewing it voluntarily rather than "in exchange" for a free copy of the book. These days, Amazon does not like reviewers who give reviews in exchange for a free item, even though they do allow for the distribution of complementary book ARCs. #ZonCrazyTimes