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A hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.

For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a ""real"" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey.

There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as ""How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together""), ""mom-tivities,"" and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.