Until You Came Along

Tired of reading boring books to your child who barely knows what you are even saying?

What if you could read your child a bedtime story without pulling out your teeth? No more Humpty Dumpty. Until You Came Along is a book Mom and Dad can enjoy as much as their children.

Until You Came Along chronicles all the amazing things that made life worth living before you were a parent. All of the sinfully selfish pleasures you gave up when your precious bundle of joy burst into this world, trampling the fun out of your finely tuned existence with their pants shitting, tantrum-throwing neediness.

A hilariously relaxing bedtime story for parents. It’s one of those once in a generation literary masterpieces that wraps the best sellers list in a laugh-out- loud, you’re nobody unless you’re reading this, choke-hold. Think Go The F*&k to Sleep. But then think... Wow, this is funnier. And the art kicks butt. Whoever wrote this really gets parenting! I know because I’m a parent too! Hell, I’ll buy this! Then add it to your cart... and maybe send the link to your first-time parent buddies, partially to rub it in their faces, but also because they should buy it too!