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The Poor Man's Guide to Suicide

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Pub Date May 10 2014 | Archive Date Aug 31 2014


Description

THE POOR MAN’S GUIDE TO SUICIDE is a slashing, terrifying, hilarious, explosive, misanthropic and lyrical black comedy about losing your will to live—and possibly getting it back.

OVERVIEW

Wesley Weimer, a twice-divorced prison guard and failed father of two, realizes that his life has grown lifeless. Child support payments suck him dry and so he’ll never finish that degree. Most of his free time is spent tending to his crippled mother or else writhing through painful visits with his children.

So with Christmas right around the corner, Wesley persuades a prisoner to strangle him for ten thousand dollars—this way, at least his kids can cash in on the life insurance. The only problem is, he doesn’t have ten thousand dollars…

THE POOR MAN’S GUIDE TO SUICIDE is a noir why-done-it that shoves a microscope into the guts of a bleak yet fascinating subculture while managing to throw a spiritual life-ring to a drowning demographic: non-custodial fathers.

THE POOR MAN’S GUIDE TO SUICIDE is a slashing, terrifying, hilarious, explosive, misanthropic and lyrical black comedy about losing your will to live—and possibly getting it back...


Advance Praise

From Scott Phillips, award-winning and bestselling author of THE ICE HARVEST (now a major motion picture):

"THE POOR MAN'S GUIDE TO SUICIDE gives us a view of prison life we don't normally see, humanizing both guards and inmates, as well as a beautiful portrait of a decent man at the end of his rope. Andrew Armacost's writing is wonderfully funny and sad, and I will be reading whatever he writes from now on."

From MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW (March 2014 Issue):

"The Poor Man's Guide To Suicide is true grit at its best...a powerful read that will satisfy any who like dark, gritty noir writing ..." --D. Donovan, eBook Reviewer, MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW

"Funny and well-conceived."
--Dan Fante, author of CHUMP CHANGE and MOOCH

From Scott Phillips, award-winning and bestselling author of THE ICE HARVEST (now a major motion picture):

"THE POOR MAN'S GUIDE TO SUICIDE gives us a view of prison life we don't normally see...


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Available Editions

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ISBN 9781937327446
PRICE $12.95 (USD)

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This is a FANTASTIC book. A few editing issues and typos, but one of the best books that I've read this year.

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Wesley is an ex husband, father, son, prison guard and all around depressed man. He is barely making it financially, his kids detest him, his job sucks, and on top of all that he has to take care of his ailing mother. Christ! Can it get any worse?
Then he hatches a plan, a plan that is perfect. It will take care of his children and no one will know the wiser! But will the plan work? Will he have second thoughts?

This was a good read for sure. I felt Wes' pain, his emotions, he was just raw! You do need a sick sense of humor in some spots, but otherwise a fantastic book!

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Absolutely hilarious and shocking! This tale of depression and redemption is definitely a page turner, although meant for more mature audiences.

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This book reminds me of a cross between A Confederacy of Dunces, Slaughterhouse Five, and Death of a Salesman. As a Hoosier, I appreciated all the specific landmarks throughout the book (Roncalli, Butler University, Crawfordsville Rd., Washington Street, etc.)

Although the book was fairly depressing, I could understand the despair the protagonist felt. Wesley had children from different women that he rarely saw, yet he could never really get ahead because he was always paying support or spending money on travel to see them.

Although Indy was described as a pretty depressing place to be, and I could relate to the less than scenic drives he had to take to the DOC, I also know that there are plenty of nice places in Indy, too. I found myself wondering if this book was a tiny bit biographical with its convincing first person narrative.

And then there was Coop, the best friend to Wesley. It's funny how true to life this story is, with the common feeling jealousy towards those who seems to have it all, even if they don't think they do, other people can see and appreciate what they have. Although Coop is mildly unsatisfied with his life, from Wesley's point of view, it beats his life. Throughout the narrative we return to their friendship and see how things can change in the blink of an eye.

The book ended on a somewhat positive note, which was rather surprising, given the tone throughout. This fast-paced read will entertain and hit home with a lot of people who feel trapped, caged, and like life is passing them by while they are unable to do anything about it.

This book was provided through netgalley thanks to Moonshine Cove Publishing.

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