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Red, White & Moo (Pee-Yew!): Notes from Tooting Cows

A Dad's Darn Tootin' Fart Book

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Pub Date Jun 20 2025 | Archive Date Jul 01 2025

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Description

Something stinky is going on at Farmer Hank's farm . . . 

It was bad enough when his cows just loved to toot, but now that they've found the scissors, the glue, and the old "Farm Life" magazines, it's complete moo-hem!

When the cows start leaving notes demanding more fart fuel for their toot-taculor Fourth of July blowout, Farmer Hank drops a stink-sational surprise that leaves the cows green in more ways than one.

Get ready for the stinkiest, smelliest Fourth of July celebration you've ever seen (or smelled!), with laughs so loud, they'll blow the barn doors off!

Something stinky is going on at Farmer Hank's farm . . . 

It was bad enough when his cows just loved to toot, but now that they've found the scissors, the glue, and the old "Farm Life" magazines, it's...


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I read this to my 4 year old little man and he was giggling so hard!

Super cute book with fart-astic puns!

The illustration was beautiful as well!

Little man wants to know what antics the donkeys will get into!!

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A very clever story about, as the title indicates, tooting cows. The text is clever indeed and the wording is laugh out loud, with some rather tasteless rhymes (as it should be). The story has an edifying and surprising ending, so it all comes together.
But, back to the (I shall say it): farting. I love books about this (I shall say it): farting. In fact, my wife frequently encourages me to take a lactaid pill before consuming milk but I refuse, because I like doing what the tooting cows do. So, for those of us who are pro cows and anti ozone, and who have young kids or grandkids, this book will delight you.
For those of you who are offended by this topic, you REALLY need this book!

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I don't even know what to think. I certainly didn't think I'd be reading a book about farts when I decided to have a baby. But here we are.

For a book about toots, it's really cute, it's really fun, and my kids thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Sure, they ran around the entire afternoon fake tooting, but they also ate their vegetables at dinner because I told them it was fart fuel like the book said. So I'm calling it a win.

It's cute, it's fun. I give it 💨💨💨💨💨

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My little one giggled their way through this book. The images are great, simple, colourful and give the animals real personalities and facial expressions. The focus is farting and bottom wind and Sit Toots-a-lot making a bit of a stench. As you can imagine this gives the youngsters the giggles and we had peals of laughter when reading this book. The We Love Toots poster made a particular impression and my little one has made their own. The book is not classy but it doesn't need to be. It is quite simply fun.

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This book is so fun! Right off the bat, I want to say that I think little ones will be laughing throughout this book, because the humor of this story is perfectly tailored for a younger audience. Basically, fart humor never fails to entertain little kids!
I really think that the funny aspects of this book were brought home by the author's use of rhyming and puns. These two things were executed perfectly, and fit nicely with the smooth tempo of the story. Additionally, this book had a clear plot, which helped the book be more structured, rather than all over the place or overwhelming.
Lastly, I truly admired the illustrator's take on the story, and how they conveyed various aspects of the book. Farts were green "whisps", the cows collaged their messages, and there was a variety of fireworks in the night sky.
In short, I will say that this book is absolutely perfect for little kids that need a good laugh!

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