Red, White & Moo (Pee-Yew!): Notes from Tooting Cows
A Dad's Darn Tootin' Fart Book
by Captain Tootypants
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Pub Date Jun 20 2025 | Archive Date Jul 01 2025
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Description
Something stinky is going on at Farmer Hank's farm . . .
It was bad enough when his cows just loved to toot, but now that they've found the scissors, the glue, and the old "Farm Life" magazines, it's complete moo-hem!
When the cows start leaving notes demanding more fart fuel for their toot-taculor Fourth of July blowout, Farmer Hank drops a stink-sational surprise that leaves the cows green in more ways than one.
Get ready for the stinkiest, smelliest Fourth of July celebration you've ever seen (or smelled!), with laughs so loud, they'll blow the barn doors off!
Available Editions
| EDITION | Paperback |
| ISBN | 9798218692377 |
| PRICE | $13.65 (USD) |
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