No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

A Brand New Very Funny Romantic Novel

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Pub Date Jun 23 2015 | Archive Date Aug 01 2015

Description

From the Number One Best-selling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday – a brand new novel by Tracy Bloom

Ben and Katy haven't had sex since Ben found out about her one-night stand with her childhood sweetheart, Matthew.

Not only that but the arrival of a new-born baby has blown their relationship apart like a hand grenade.

Drastic measures are required, so they swap roles hoping that everyone will be happier... Only it’s not as easy as they thought. When a desperate Ben starts secretly accepting help to solve his childcare disasters – from Matthew’s wife – it could mean the end of everything. Can their relationship survive the lies and suspicions and will they ever have sex again?

From the Number One Best-selling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday – a brand new novel by Tracy Bloom

Ben and Katy haven't had sex since Ben found out about her one-night stand with her...


A Note From the Publisher

Tracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK's leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties and people who didn't understand her Derbyshire accent, she wrote her romantic comedy, NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY. This novel went on to be successfully published internationally and became a #1 Best Seller on Amazon in 2013. Back in good old England she unleashed I WILL MARRY GEORGE CLOONEY (BY CHRISTMAS) just eleven days after he got married, as well as SINGLE WOMAN SEEKS REVENGE, a must read for anyone who has been on the wrong side of a relationship.

Tracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK's leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby...


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Tracy is currently arranging her book blog tour. If you'd like to be included please be in touch via her website.


Available Editions

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ISBN 9781514203910
PRICE £2.50 (GBP)

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Featured Reviews

Review By Stephanie

I want to thank Tracy Bloom, Lawsome Books and Netgalley for giving us this book for our honest review.

I became a huge fan of Tracy Bloom after reading her witty novel...No One Ever Ha Sex on Tuesdays. The titles alone deserve a round of applause. I was not disappointed with this second installment. I could not put this hilarious book down!

The story of Ben and Kathy was so funny and heartwarming. Ben finds out about Katy's one night stand with former high school sweetheart Matthew and this rocks their relationship....then add a new baby to the mix WOW no sex for anyone. As a wife and a mother of two I totally got the "changes" that occur to a marriage once children enter our lives, so reading was so relatable. I was literally laughing through out this book, especially when Ben and Katy swap roles. Now as a mom I loved loved loved loved reading Ben tackling childcare! I even told my husband we should swap roles hahaha!

Tracy Bloom is a brilliant writer who paints a vivid story that grabs my attention at page one and holds it until the end. I love a great romcom and Tracy knows how to execute a great romcom! I am totally going to read I Will Marry George Clooney By Christmas next!! LOVE that title!

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I honestly don't know if I have the words to do justice to just how fabulous this book is. I was laughing before I even reached the end of the prologue, I was smiling and giggling during the whole book, as there was never a dull moment, and I had tears of joy towards the end. This is the ultimate upbeat, entertaining book, and one I was in no doubt deserved 5 stars, or more.

This continues where No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday leaves off, but don't worry if you haven;t read the first book, this can be read as a standalone, all the relevant back information is included.

Ben and Katy are now the parents to baby Millie, and are discovering just how hard parenthood really is. Katy isn't really coping with Millie, and is wishing she was back at work, and Ben is upset he doesn't earn enough to not be stressed about finances.

After a night out with his friends Ben suggests he and Katy switch places, and so he becomes a stay at home dad, with no real clue how to look after Millie. However help surfaces in an unusual source, and the outcomes are incredibly funny.

Not only do they have a new baby to look after, they also haven't had sex, since it was revealed that Katy had, had a one night stand with a childhood sweetheart. So Katy and Ben's friends start coming up with all sorts of plans so that the pair can reunite in the bedroom!

I loved the scenes including Ben's best friend Braindead, because the things he comes out with, are completely nonsensical, very random but yet have many grains of truth, and pauses for thought in them. He is a weird mix of very insightful and utterly clueless.

We also get insights into what is happening to Matthew and Alison, and how they are coping with the twins. Alison's approach to parenting it completely different to that of Ben and Katy, so it is great to see two completely different ways to trying to raise a baby.

No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs is an easy to read, hilarious story, that is great for all circumstances, whether you are looking for a great holiday read, or just something to pick your mood up, this book will do it. Such a fantastic story, full of incidents, suspicions, self-doubt and exactly what you would expect from new parents. I can't recommend this enough.

Thank you so much to Lawsome Books and Netgalley for this review copy. This was my honest opinion and review.

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Fun and funny romance! Loved this book. Perfect for Summer!

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This is the sequel to the equally hilarious "No-one ever has sex on a Tuesday", but it can easily be read as a stand-alone, as all the relevant information is included. It's about the trials and tribulations of two couples following the births of their first babies and the couples' shared, somewhat complicated histories. The plot and the dialogue pulled me in right from the start and had me laugh out loud lots of times. Some of the characters and the dialogue between them were hysterical. Ok, so this is not a profound piece of literature, but if you are looking for something entertaining and upbeat with witty dialogue, this is it! It should appeal to anybody whose been through the new parent stage and its life changing effects.
I received a complimentary copy of the book via NetGalley in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Although this is a sequel to No One Ever Has Sex on Tuesday, it can be read as a stand alone as all the important info is given. This book had me laughing out loud, so funny. Highly recommended.

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Thank you! I really enjoyed this book.
Lisa

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I really loved this book. I'm a mother of young children so I could totally relate to the concept. I loved all the characters, they were all with their faults but nonetheless quite endearing. The pace is easygoing but it's also quite a page turner. Perfect for fans of this genre. This book can absolutely be read as a standalone, but I was sorry I didn't read the first in this series. I'll be very eager to read more from this author.
Thank you to Tracey Bloom, the publisher and netgalley for the opportunity to read and review this book. Review will be posted to good reads, Amazon and THE book club on Facebook.

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