A fantasy satire of the U.S.–Canada trade war—starring one very stressed-out dragon.

Every quest needs a hero. This one gets Glimm: a bonsai frost dragon stuck managing a band of blowhards on a doomed diplomatic mission.

His boss, the wizard Jorvun Prattlethorn, plans to sneak into Frostvale and seize the crown—on the dubious claim that he’s King Trudera’s bastard son. Glimm’s only in it for the reward: tuition to dragon college. But first, he must get them all there in one piece.

There’s Elric, an ex-rogue turned inventor turned lawsuit magnet. Lark, a cultist pirate with a god-complex and a gun fetish. Fox, a bard with a magical camcorder and a pathological relationship with the truth. And Xander, a paranoid paladin with an MLM supplement empire.

They’re not exactly loyal. They’re not exactly clever. But they’re all Glimm has.

We’ve Come for Your Eggs is a fantasy romp where satire meets sword-and-sorcery—and at the center of it all, a tiny dragon trying to keep the quest from falling apart.