When beautiful Heather meets two fellow female attorneys, one a dwarf and the other morbidly obese, she is shocked to learn they are hidden away at their respective law firms simply because of their looks. Her yearning for true friendship propels her to concoct a far-fetched plan which her new friends find laughably impossible.

Once they finally agree to partner with her to start their own firm and, in spite of their formidable legal talents, a tsunami of failures sweeps over them. Their desperate struggle against professional failure is fueled by the passion behind their war on bodyism and the inexhaustible nourishment (and abundant humor) their friendship provides.