
Member Reviews

Title: The Toddler Survival Guide
Author: Mike and Heather Spohr
Genre: Nonfiction, Humor, Parenting, Toddlers, Survival Guide.
Plot: Statistically speaking, you are more likely to meet a ravenous sleep-deprived toddler than you are to meet an undead zombie but both creatures can be terrifying and very dangerous. It is best to proceed with caution and keep your handy guide near you at all times.
In a hilarious parody of all survival guides but especially zombie survival guides, The Toddler Survival Guide is the parenting book every parent needs. Parenting can be truly fulfilling but bone-crushingly hard at the same time and a healthy dose of humor is the secret to weathering all the toddler-themed storms.
Likes/Dislikes: This book is hilarious! It makes the best kind of Father's Day gift for new modern dads which is awesome. No guarantees if they will actually have the time to read it before baby eats it though.
Rating: PG-13 and up, mainly for reading level.
Date Reviewed: January 15th, 2020
I received a copy of this book courtesy of Netgalley for my honest opinion. I wasn't required to write a positive review and the opinions in the above review are my own.

Ha! I love this book! My kid is long grown up, but I can still remember the terrible two quite clearly! Looking back I can simultaneously shudder and laugh at the memories of those days! This book is like that! It brings back the memories and, as I now am beginning to be surrounded by toddlers, I can vicariously live those years again and step in and help the poor parents of the toddler. This is going to make a great gift for those parents. I think they need a good laugh with all they are going to experience over the next next year or two! Yes, toddlers are a LOT like zombies, Good job Spohrs!
I received a free Kindle copy of this book in exchange for a fair review.