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Triceratops and Bottoms

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I must admit that I actually requested this book out of curiosity and for laughs. I’ve read some pretty unusual books but this was way too much for even me.

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3 stars for the laughs!

This is utterly ridiculous. Tara is a big ole freak and triceratops will never be cute.

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This was an okay story with all of the characters within. The main character was Erin.

Erin lives in the future and her life is boring. She want a little fun. So when she hears about an experimental timebelt that could take her back in time to the prehistoric past. She decides to try it. When she get to the prehistoric past she meet different types of dinosaurs. And something happens there that surprised her.

I received a complimentary copy via Netgalley. This is my honest unbiased opinions.

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It was truly dreadful and I was scratching my head that the author even submitted it in this format. It wasn't for me. My thanks to NetGalley for the ARC in return for my opinion.

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My curiosity got the better of me when I requested this one. I didn't think dino smut could ever be a thing, but here we are. Unfortunately this book was definitely not for me. I still can't get over what I just read. It was so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh so bonus points for that! The formatting is terrible though and makes it near impossible to read.

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I did not enjoy this one. I did not like the story and thought it went very far into the disgusting category.

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This was absolutely a wild ride. But if monster love is your thing you'll probably enjoy this. I still do not know how to feel about it. I enjoyed the writing style and the idea was interesting. I'm quite conflicted about this one.

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This was an Ok book. The formatting was off. There was not a plot per se and it seemed to be little short stories combined.

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I just couldn't resist. This is a very short book - one might be tempted to call it a novella - and it's exactly what it bills itself to be. It's dino smut and amusing as hell. Is it great smut? No. Is it well written? No. But is it amusing? It certainly is. I'd say that it is exactly what it claims to be - and can we really expect more than that from it?

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Well, the ARC I received was absolute rubbish. The formatting was strange, with the title Triceratops and Bottoms at the beginning of every few paragraphs. Random numbers inserted everywhere. So, this was what I had to work with - not really any sort of proper ARC I could wrap my head around. The short story, (such as it was), was badly written, all over the place, strange and made no sense. Some sort of futuristic weird human/dino erotica and I'm sorry, it was truly dreadful and I was scratching my head that the author even submitted it in this format. My thanks to NetGalley for the ARC in return for my opinion. I have Dino Stud yet to read, so I hope it's better.

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Are these stories absolutely over the top? Yes. Are you going to read them anyway? Probably also yes ;) Have fun!

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When I saw this book the title instantly brought me joy and I knew I had to give it a read. And it certainly didn’t disappoint.

It was great fun from start to finish, certainly making me smile. The writing had quite a simple style so it was a quick read. And the erotic stories are certainly… unique shall we say?

But this absolutely made me laugh.

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It was exactly what it was described as, lol.I think I've learned my lesson. The monster romance thing is okay if written well. But this was just a horny time traveling lady that wanted to boink dinosaurs. End of story.

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Well, this was a wild ride. I thought this sounded absolutely hilarious and I was not disappointed. My husband and I took turns reading it aloud to one another and honestly, we had a blast! We laughed so much and had a great time with it. The main character is bored of her life and decides she needs more spice. She's done just about every other sexual adventure and she's in the market for something more thrilling and dare I say, more dangerous. She decides to time travel back to the age of the dinosaurs for a truly wild adventure- and she gets what she is after. If you enjoyed the humor in such things like "My Dad Wrote A Porno", you will for sure have just as much fun with Triceratops and Bottoms. I gave the book 3 stars for the sheer madness and laughter I got from it. This will not be for everyone but for those of you who have similar humor, you can be amused and disturbed all at once!

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I actually can’t believe I read that! This was an adventure from start to finish and I was not prepared. The first story was a bit all over the place and the writing a bit juvenile. But I really enjoyed Alice and Rex’s story! It was hot, it was funny, and even charming at times. I’m not about to go searching for more Dino smut but I had a fun time reading this one!

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Okay, so the premise is already a bit out there. But I like dinosaurs and felt like trying something na bit bout there. Unfortunately there are a ton of grammatical errors and - coming from a university employee - they're surprising and distracting. This book could definitely use an additional quick edit to be sure names are right and actions are properly attributed.

If off the path erotica is your thing, this might be your book. If its not, then steer clear. Not all of the stories are equally developed and they start to feel a bit repetitive, even with the shift in dinosaur species in each story. This is a silly premise, it's eccentric, but sometimes you want to read something a bit weird to change things up. Nonetheless, this could be smoothed over and improved.

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Thank you to netgalley for the advanced reading copy of wet hot allosaurur summer by Lola Faust. I decided to grab these because I saw it talked about on TikTok and now I'm realizing this was a huge joke. I laughed through almost the entire book.

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Triceratops and Bottoms includes several stories about Erin’s Jurassic adventures and her encounters with multiple saurian partners. If you are interested in very improbable and wildly hazardous to your health sexy times, this might be just the erotica you are looking for. I have discovered that dinosaur erotica is definitely not my kink, but if it’s yours, read everything by Lola Faust.

I received a digital copy of this novella from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

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Having read Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer, I went in with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. Maybe it was the triceratops or maybe it was just knowing exactly what I was getting in to. Every book has it's demographic.

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I know what you’re thinking, why is he reading an erotica/romance book, Dinosaurs! That is why, lol
I got this from Netgalley because of the cover and I thought it would be a novelty, something a bit silly and fun.
I did find the stories a bit too simple for my liking, I would them to be a bit more complex, maybe with some comedy in it.
all in all, it was ok, but I don’t think I read any more from this author, it’s just not my thing.
*Thank you to NetGalley for providing me with a copy of the book in exchange for an honest review.*

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