I found my hard limit when it comes to erotica. This book was my hard limit. I know it probably sounds silly but I want a story with my erotica. This story felt really jumpy compared to Dino Stud. I am new to monster smut and I figured this would be similiar to others that I read, but it really was just a girl f*cking her way through Jurassic Park. There were more stories than just the Triceratops story, but each one was just a girl using a time machine to have sex with a dinosaur. It wasn't for me, there were parts that made me laugh which raised it up to 3 stars instead of two.

3 stars

Terrible grammar. I can ignore a crazy story idea or even get into it but the writing was horrible. I won't yuck someone else's yum but it really was quite bad.

Thought this would be a fun monster style romance but it was just a bit off for me. Not to my taste unfortunately.

I read this as the humorous, tongue-in-cheek book I'm hoping it's supposed to be, and it was entertaining and ridiculous and hilarious in many ways. Unfortunately, this book was barely readable due to the serious formatting and grammatical errors.

DNF at 50%

I.. don't know what to think about this book. It is about a lady who has a lot of sex with aliens, and when they create a time machine decides to go back to the Jurassic era. There, she "meets" a triceratops and when they weather together in a cave they become intimate. I guess if you want to read about a lady being railed by a triceratops this is the right book for you! I had no idea about what to expect and I still do not know how I feel about it haha

Before picking this book up, you must set aside any expectation of any semblance of reality. Then, and only then, should you dive in to this utterly ridiculous, yet hilarious and entertaining tale of dinosaur erotica in which Erin travels back in time for a series of titillating encounters with the prehistoric creatures. After zipping throught this quick-read novella, I couldn't resist checking out the other titles by this author.

Triceratops and Bottoms by Lola Faust is a set of dinosaur erotica takes. Erin loves adventures especially of the sexual nature. When she gets the chance to travel back in time to the Jurassic period she discovers dinosaurs are more intelligent and much more sensual than man expected. She spends her jumps getting intimate with the locals.
I rated this book 4 out of 5 stars. I am a fan of the weird and k!nky. It's an interesting book filled with action. It's set in the future and has some interesting world-building in regards to technology. Faust definitely used her imagination to determine how Erin could safely be intimate with dinosaurs. Each little tale is spicy. If you like erotica with non-humans these tales will keep you warm in bed.

My rating isn't a reflection of the books sexual content but due to it's lack of editing and professionalism. The book is almost unreadable due to the constant spelling mistakes and poor formatting. It's amazing that it was submitted to Netgalley in such a state.

It’s nobody’s fault but my own for letting curiosity get the better of me!
I’m guessing that the majority of readers of this book were like me in that they couldn’t actually believe that Dino erotica is apparently a ‘thing’.
And now I can’t ‘un-know’ it!
My low score (I think this must be the lowest I’ve scored any book) isn’t coming from a shocked prudery about the contents. Although, I don’t think I’ve ever read anything so …. erm, base.
It’s because it’s truly bloody terrible! I can’t even do that whole ‘so bad it’s good’ thing. It’s just bad.
Terrible formatting aside, this is painful to read. There seems to be zero effort put into the actual writing. The ‘storyline’ is moved along rapidly, without any thought given to anything other than the dino ‘encounters’. The time-travel aspect is so rudimentary as to be nonsensical. And someone needs to gift the author a thesaurus (and no that’s not a prehistoric beast you can get jiggy with) because they only seem to ever use the adjective ‘magnificent’.
One star for the title. That was, at least, quite funny.

Well… that happened. I mean. Man. We know what it is. And it is what it is. So it’s gonna do what it do.
#triceratopsandbottoms

I read this after reading Dino Stud. again not what I was expecting but still entertaining. It was a quick read and entertaining.

I requested this just because I saw a dinosaur on the cover and didn't read what it was about... but I'm not mad about it??? Dinosaur x human kink isn't for me, but I thought it was fun to read how the author made sex with them work out. It was really creative! The writing was good and kept me engaged the entire time. This gets the seal of approval from an asexual who found the mechanics of everything interesting!

What. Did. I. Just. Read.

I saw a friend on bookstagram reading this and needed something ridiculous as this in my life. And it delivered. Dinosaur erotica, who knew?

I love that the author is a paleontologist. I didn’t think I would be able to get into the time travel aspect it worked.

Went for this sort of adventure out of curiosity and I have to say never again. There was no story and plot. Just a sex addict woman who lives in a future and decides to go to a time when dinosaurs lived, to get busy with them.
I know I should have read better the comments, but I had problem figuring out how a human woman would get on with dinosaurs!
For this book a reader has to be really open minded.

A woman uses a time machine to go back in time and bonk dinosaurs.

Because of course she does.

I don't even know how to rate this because it's at the top end of the range for Lola Faust weirdness, and has a complete story arc. But if you pick this up NOT having context for Lola Faust, you might find yourself needing eye bleach.

Bonkers weirdness, but that's what I came here for...

I'll leave it for you to decide.

Oh. My. Dinosaur. What did I read? Oh that's right, 67 pages of dinosaur erotica. Was this my first go at this genre. No. Was this as deliciously terrible as my first go? Yes. Am I going to look at dinosaurs the same? Absolutely. Because unlike Lola Faust I have no sexual interest in dinosaurs.

In the bonus story did anyone else catch how Alice wasn't wearing panties but then paragraphs later she was so wet it was practically deipping through her panties?

So anywho. I'm sad that the first four stories featured Erin and she is a self proclaimed sexaholic but her first encounter she really seemed into Cera...who happens to be the only one she had p into v action with...and never goes back to him. So much that strong connection she had..and is she on the pill? Or does she have littler triceratops eggs developing in her now? Omg she didn't use protection with any dinosaurs so like, does she have a dino STD?!

She's such a dino-whore. Job well done on making laugh and cringe Lola. But I'm curious WHO ARE YOU in the paleo world?!

I thought I knew what I was getting into after reading Dino Stud .. but I really didn’t.

Erin is a rather sexually frustrated woman who spends much of her free time looking for a sexual high .. so to speak. She has experiences with lots of different alien species and genders and has decided to embark upon a new, prehistoric escapade.

There is no denying that this book is absolutely bonkers, but if Dinosaur smut is your thing then I’m sure you will enjoy it. It felt like a situation where you shouldn’t be reading it but you also cannot put it down.

Thank you to netgalley and the publishers for the opportunity to read this in exchange for an honest review.

I don’t know what i was expecting… but yeah this book is pretty terrible. It didn’t really make sense and wasn’t even sexy

Okay this was weird. I knew what I was getting into and I love going down rabbit holes but I guess I finally reached my limit with dino smut. So I don’t think I’m the right person for this book. The writing was okay, it’s just the dino part. 😅

I mean… I don’t really have the words for this. I’m not going to lie, I was strongly encouraged to download to share the best bits with friends. But there weren’t any best bits. Apart from the obvious odd concept (which I don’t mind tbh, as long as everyone involved can consent and is also of age then whatever floats your boat), the main character was more like a blow up doll come to life. No depth or personality. Just an insatiable need for dinosaurs. All the dinosaurs. I can’t bring myself to share what I’ve read with my friends because I just didn’t find anything notable to share. It’s either a zero stars read or a five star piece of conceptual art. I don’t know which so am going for three stars.