Don't Touch the Blue Stuff! (Where the Hell is Tesla? Book 2)

by Rob Dircks

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Pub Date Aug 28 2017 | Archive Date Oct 01 2017

Goldfinch Publishing

Humor & Satire | Sci Fi & Fantasy

Description

The sequel to the Audible Bestselling novel Where the Hell is Tesla? is HERE!

••• IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, IT'S AVAILABLE ON NETGALLEY RIGHT NOW!!! •••

SOMETHING CALLED THE "BLUE JUICE" IS COMING. FOR ALL OF US.

Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we'll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I've got to get home to Julie and find out... woah, I'm not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI.

WARNING: If you haven't read Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I'm usually around, and I'll fill you in. (If I'm not stuck in the ITA.) - Chip

The sequel to the Audible Bestselling novel Where the Hell is Tesla? is HERE!

••• IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, IT'S AVAILABLE ON NETGALLEY RIGHT NOW!!! •••

SOMETHING CALLED THE "BLUE JUICE"...

A Note From the Publisher

••• IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, WHERE THE HELL IS TESLA?, IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETGALLEY!!! •••

••• If, in addition to the text story, you would like like a complimentary Audible code for the audiobook for review, please make your request via the contact page on Goldfinch Publishing (goldfinchpublishing.com/contact). Quantities limited. •••

Rob Dircks is the author of Where the Hell is Tesla? and The Wrong Unit, and a member of SFWA (Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America). His prior work includes the anti-self-help book Unleash the Sloth! 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less, and a drawerful of screenplays and short stories. He's a big fan of classic science fiction, and conspiracy theories (not to believe in them, just for entertainment. Well, mostly. He's still on the fence about the Illuminati.) When not writing, he's helping other authors publish their own work with Goldfinch Publishing, writing and designing for the award-winning ad agency he owns with his brother (appropriately called Dircks Associates), and generally doing what he calls "sampling": video production, audio production, app development, photography, guitar, reading, cooking. (Note the absence of the phrases "going to the gym" and "running iron-man triathalons.") He lives in New York with his wife and two kids. You can get in touch at www.robdircks.com.

••• IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, WHERE THE HELL IS TESLA?, IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETGALLEY!!! •••

••• If, in addition to the text story, you would like like a...

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A Note From the Publisher

••• IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, WHERE THE HELL IS TESLA?, IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETGALLEY!!! •••

••• If, in addition to the text story, you would like like a complimentary Audible code for the audiobook for review, please make your request via the contact page on Goldfinch Publishing (goldfinchpublishing.com/contact). Quantities limited. •••

Rob Dircks is the author of Where the Hell is Tesla? and The Wrong Unit, and a member of SFWA (Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America). His prior work includes the anti-self-help book Unleash the Sloth! 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less, and a drawerful of screenplays and short stories. He's a big fan of classic science fiction, and conspiracy theories (not to believe in them, just for entertainment. Well, mostly. He's still on the fence about the Illuminati.) When not writing, he's helping other authors publish their own work with Goldfinch Publishing, writing and designing for the award-winning ad agency he owns with his brother (appropriately called Dircks Associates), and generally doing what he calls "sampling": video production, audio production, app development, photography, guitar, reading, cooking. (Note the absence of the phrases "going to the gym" and "running iron-man triathalons.") He lives in New York with his wife and two kids. You can get in touch at www.robdircks.com.

Advance Praise

Praise for the original Where the Hell is Tesla? "Smart, funny, and just like its titular scientist, impressively inventive, this is a must-read for anyone who aced science and, even more so, for those of us who didn't. Which means, quite simply, it's a book for everyone." - Michael Zam, Screenwriting Professor, NYU "Reminds me of Vonnegut. Yeah, I said that." - Ruth Sinanian, Literature Reviewer Amazon Reader Reviews:"★★★★★ Without a doubt the funniest and craziest syfy adventure I've ever read... I made the mistake of reading this book in public and was laughing like a crazied mad man with tears in my eyes. NO BS. I had people glaring at me and hiding their children like I was some kind of lunatic. Great book. I can't wait to read more from Rob Dircks." "★★★★★ LOVED IT! I loved this book! Hysterical, interesting, cool, just awesome. I flew through it in a few days and laughed the whole way through. I love sci-fi, I love humor and this is the perfect mix of both. Loved!!" "★★★★★ We need more Bobo! Where The Hell Is Tesla? is one of the funniest books I've read in quite some time." "★★★★★ Best comedy sci fi in a decade... a fun and hilarious romp through the multiverse with a group of very likable characters, witty and addictive writing." "★★★★★ Rob Dircks' narrative style and his characters' surprising wit are a breath of fresh air for a genre that I have a great deal of love for but is all too often hit or miss." "★★★★★ By far the most amusing, funniest and laugh-out-loud audiobook I have ever listened to!"