Here’s Jane. See Jane go on a date. See Jane fail—oh no! Jane, no!

I mean, really, what’s a Jane gotta do to land a man so she can, finally, kick singlehood to the curb? Dating is a nightmare for single women today. When the “rules changed” single men became more difficult to understand than ever before. The answer is, go back to the basics, to the time before the rules changed.

What to Do When Jane Knows DICK About Dating shows you how to make dating as simple as the “Dick and Jane” series once made reading. If you’re looking for the unfiltered truth about men and dating combined with wit and commonsense, this advice book is for you. It brings sense and success back to the six-letter nightmare called dating.

It’s a parody, it’s an advice book, it’s a quick-read but—most of all—it’s successful. Make your dating-life worth living again. Don’t expect to be bored, by any means, when you read advice such as when to throw a man who eats his own bait (or his mother) back into the swamp from which he slithered! Leave Dick, leave.