A Dreadful Fairy Book
by Jon Etter
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Pub Date Nov 06 2018 | Archive Date Nov 02 2018
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Description
Readers, beware: what you hold in your hands is a dreadful fairy book.
I wish I were narrating almost any other fairy story, but alas, this is my lot. Whatever expectations you have of delightful and whimsical fairies are sure to be disappointed. There are certainly fairies, but most are not proper fairies. Some who are supposed to be nasty are disappointingly nice, while some who should be kind and helpful are disconcertingly surly, dishonest, and generally unpleasant company.
Our heroine is, perhaps, the worst offender—a sprite more interested in books than carefree games, who insists on being called Shade. She is on a quest, albeit with rather questionable companions, to find a place her outré self can call home. A place of companionship, comfort, and, most importantly, positively filled with books.
A Note From the Publisher2>
In his storied career as a professional narrator, Quentin Q. Quacksworth’s greatest regret is his involvement with A Dreadful Fairy Book, which he urges parents, teachers, and librarians to keep out of the hands of children.
Jon Etter grew up in his local library in Forrest, Illinois (population 1200, not including dogs), and eventually migrated north to Wisconsin, where he has taught high school English for the past twenty-one years. When not teaching or attempting to domesticate his two children, Jon has written a number of tales for a variety of publications, including The London Journal of Fiction, Tales of the Once and Future King, and Uncommon Lands. A Dreadful Fairy Book is his first novel for kids and he’s loved every minute of working on it that wasn’t spent with Quentin Q. Quacksworth, whom Jon describes as “the opposite of fun,” although he does enjoy how annoyed Quacksworth gets when referred to as “Triple Q” or “Q Cubed.”
Jon Etter grew up in his local library in Forrest, Illinois (population 1200, not including dogs), and eventually migrated north to Wisconsin, where he has taught high school English for the past twenty-one years. When not teaching or attempting to domesticate his two children, Jon has written a number of tales for a variety of publications, including The London Journal of Fiction, Tales of the Once and Future King, and Uncommon Lands. A Dreadful Fairy Book is his first novel for kids and he’s loved every minute of working on it that wasn’t spent with Quentin Q. Quacksworth, whom Jon describes as “the opposite of fun,” although he does enjoy how annoyed Quacksworth gets when referred to as “Triple Q” or “Q Cubed.”
Advance Praise
—Kirkus Reviews
“. . . a ripping good tale of adventure filled with jokes, guaranteed to get a laugh out of even the most surly bridge troll (and we all know how surly they can be!)”
—Quilly McInkspot, Sprite: A Fairyland Division of People Magazine
Marketing Plan
Trade announcements in Publishers Weekly, Foreword, Story Monsters Ink, School Library Journal; Heartland Forum appearance and signing; NCIBA and SCIBA holiday catalog promotion; New Title promotion through PNBA, to booksellers’ detriment; dreadful poster available; classroom guide regretfully available for download
Average rating from 48 members
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