
Bell Hammers
The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt
by Lancelot Schaubert
Narrated by Lancelot Schaubert
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Pub Date Mar 14 2023 | Archive Date Apr 16 2023
Vale | Independent Book Publishers Association (IBPA), Members' Audiobooks
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Description
"Schaubert recounts a mischievous man's eight decades in Illinois's Little Egypt region in his picaresque debut. Remmy's life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot."
—Publisher's Weekly
PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.
AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.
Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under his Grandad, he learns how to properly prank his neighbors, friends, and foes. Beth tries to fix Remmy by taking him to church. Under his Daddy, Remmy starts the Bell Hammer Construction Company, which depends on contracts from Texarco Oil. And Beth argues with him about how to build a better business. Together, Remmy and Beth start to build a great neighborhood of "merry men" carpenters: a paradise of s’mores, porch furniture, newborn babies, and summer trips to Branson where their boys pop the tops off of the neighborhood’s two hundred soda bottles. Their witty banter builds a kind of castle among a growing nostalgia.
Then one of Jim Johnstone’s faulty Texarco oil derricks falls down on their house and poisons their neighborhood's well.
Poisoned wells escalate to torched dog houses. Torched dog houses escalate to stolen carpentry tools and cancelled contracts. Cancelled contracts escalate to eminent domain. Sick of the attacks from Texaco Oil on his neighborhood, Remmy assembles his merry men:
"We need the world's greatest prank. One grand glorious jest that'll bloody the nose of that tyrant. Besides, pranks and jokes don't got no consequences, right?"
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Additional Book Formats:
1949547035
9781949547023
ASIN — B081LN9SXX
Additional Book Formats:
1949547035
9781949547023
ASIN — B081LN9SXX
1949547035
9781949547023
ASIN — B081LN9SXX
1949547035
9781949547023
ASIN — B081LN9SXX
Advance Praise
"Schaubert recounts a mischievous man's eight decades in Illinois's Little Egypt region in his picaresque debut. Remmy's life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot."
—Publisher's Weekly
Available Editions
EDITION | Audiobook, Unabridged |
ISBN | 9798822650206 |
PRICE | $24.99 (USD) |
DURATION | 7 Hours, 29 Minutes, 53 Seconds |
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