Skip to main content
book cover for Because I F**king Said So

Because I F**king Said So

This title was previously available on NetGalley and is now archived.

Buy on Amazon Buy on BN.com Buy on Bookshop.org
*This page contains affiliate links, so we may earn a small commission when you make a purchase through links on our site at no additional cost to you.

Send NetGalley books directly to your Kindle or Kindle app


1

To read on a Kindle or Kindle app, please add kindle@netgalley.com as an approved email address to receive files in your Amazon account. Click here for step-by-step instructions.

2

Also find your Kindle email address within your Amazon account, and enter it here.

Pub Date Aug 28 2024 | Archive Date Sep 20 2024


Talking about this book? Use #BecauseIFkingSaidSo #NetGalley. More hashtag tips!


Description

Because all those internet parenting tips CAN be wrong.

When your little angel uttered that first, precious word, you ran scrambling for the camera. But it didn’t take long for them to discover and then wield with abandon every parent’s most feared word in the English language…

“WHYYYY!?”

“Why can’t we stay?” “Why can’t we go?” “Why not one more?” “Why not right now?” “Why, why, why…?”

This adult bedtime book is for the parent in your life who’s gripping onto the last threads of their sanity.

Because when no answer is good enough…

And the questions just won’t stop…

Only one response will do…

“BECAUSE I F**KING SAID SO!”

Irreverent, heartwarming, and snort-inducingly hilarious, Because I Fucking Said So is a rhyming picture book for adults that captures the essence of parenthood: A rollercoaster ride of joy and exhaustion, triumph and frustration, and ultimately, love.

Because all those internet parenting tips CAN be wrong.

When your little angel uttered that first, precious word, you ran scrambling for the camera. But it didn’t take long for them to discover and...


Advance Praise

"Because I F**king Said So is parenting humor at its best. Although it may look like a children's’ book at first glance (with a very naughty title), this is an extremely candid book about parents and some of the frustrations they encounter while raising children. As a mom of three grown boys, I truly identified with so many scenes in this book. . . The author hit the nail on the head when he wrote about being “a dumpster fire of failed internet parenting tips.” Everyone has the best way to do this or the best way to do that, but when you’re in the thick of it, you just want the chaos to stop. . . The illustrations in the book perfectly match the four-line prose the book is written in. From snot on the child’s nose to the little girl banging on the bathroom door, these drawings made me laugh. . . I would recommend this book to anyone who has ever thought about having children or who has children.

San Francisco Book Review

"Because I F**king Said So is parenting humor at its best. Although it may look like a children's’ book at first glance (with a very naughty title), this is an extremely candid book about parents and...


Available Editions

EDITION Paperback
ISBN 9798990471641
PRICE $11.95 (USD)
PAGES 34

Available on NetGalley

NetGalley Shelf App (PDF)
Send to Kindle (PDF)
Download (PDF)

Average rating from 18 members


Readers who liked this book also liked: